happy birthday to vladimir lenin

it's easy and fun and correct to beat up on bsky users at every opportunity but they should also hold their head up high sometimes. not all of that smug and smarm is unearned, it's not all bad, every now and then it's very good.

these ppl need to be brutally and chemically reeducated holy shit lmao

the cum trees are already outrageous 🤮 lord pls strike these disgusting trees down and replace them with elegant magnolias or smthg amen

hey google "strategy of tension"

the liberal urge to hold regular powerless people responsible for the world's atrocities while sheilding elected officials with access to the levers of power from any accountability whatsoever

that's just trueloveslop. you only like them because your yearning souls form two halves of a transcendent & beautiful whole 🙄

Personally, I think it's important that children be taught about all the early Saddle Creek bands. Not just Cursive, but Bright Eyes, The Faint, Rilo Kiley, and even The Good Life. Hear hear!

Bluesky is a social containment zone where leftists are tortured by a rotating gallery of soft white men who are secret fascists and the thousands of resistance liberals who love them

I don’t think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity but there’s a lot of confidently stupid turbolib opinions on here that can only exist in a low predator environment.

9/11 for bsky libs 😌

todd howard: [looming over me] every 10 slacks you reply to gains you one perk point which you can spend in any of 21 skill trees me: please, no more todd howard: choose a side in the office civil war, or stay independent me: [crying] have mercy todd howard: your inbox is now level-scaled

disgraced liberals have a tendency to embrace fascism as thrilling and exciting contrarianism while looking at leftists as boring and mean but that's only because they find people telling them not to do terrible things to be ruining the fun while racism gratifies their belief that they're superior.

she had ghislaine as an honored guest, center aisle, at her daughter's wedding you dumb little bitch

good time to revisit the telecommunications act of 1996

oh that’s why she lost

it's funny to say this when 200 years of capitalism has subjugated 80% of the world's population to live in material want and under the thumb of pedophile billionaires

"Protesting isn't risky" At Standing Rock during NODAPL, people were being locked in cages, sprayed with water canons in freezing temps, beaten, hit with chemical weapons, rubber bullets, flash granades/other non-letheal granades, etc. A woman almost lost her arm from a flash grenade.

With the currently released things about Bill Gates in the Epstein files (he had sex with the women and girls Epstein provided and asked Epstein for antibiotics to secretly give to his then-wife to treat the STI he gave her) how are we feeling about the Gates Foundation funding ... anything?

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

The reason I won’t let liberals or socdems flatten genocide defenders into “some bad opinions” or “still mostly okay” is that if you’ll do that for irrelevant cumstains like Stancil I don’t have any hope that you’ll hold a line against genocide with elected officials.

when r u b=ck in gomorra we shld get “cofee”

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Cain From The Bible Date: March 7th, 3000BC Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀 go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

I had to check.

in summer 2015 at the absolute latest

two of america's shitty little lapdog "countries" have bombed america, neither of them are european. euros have less dignity and self respect than 🤮israel🤮 or 🤮 saudi arabia🤮. our fat pedophile president is literally bopping around the european continent as we speak without a care in the world.

The "ICE is using military tactics suited for a warzone, not for American streets" rhetoric kinda misses the point that warzones are not naturally occuring. The US military creates war zones from residential neighborhoods and the tactics are not more justifiable just because it's overseas

americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys

same thing happened in 2020. sometimes i feel like the only person in the entire world that remembers that and, more importantly, what happened next.

this is the only good liberal.

It’s scary how many people are pre-emptively rallying behind the guy who never met a racist pundit he couldn’t passively nod along with.

gavin newsom looks like what you’d get if gordon gekko fucked an irradiated bottle of la looks extreme sport gel

obama was the first peace prize recipient to bomb another peace prize recipient after winning the esteemed award.

the cohen brothers and that mediocre noah guy have wrung dozens of hours of fine entertainment out of putting that accent in high stakes situations dontcha know

One thing is very clear about the standard Western liberal politician from this era: they really value the fascist perspective and believe that it's important to have as part of the political system, while they resent anything to their left and want to eradicate it.

important to keep in mind there are thousands upon thousands of people doing the exact same thing except better because they're not literally little billy pencils. ppl are trying to send that sack of shit money instead of actual immigration rights orgs. atrocious and disturbing.

real g's move in silence like avril lavigne

we told y'all to abolish ICE but democrats wanted to make donald trump president several times and commit a holocaust instead

Scott adams has been Dilbanished to the realm of ghosts and whispers

Gain of function bisexuality research

jealous of the dead rat in the parking lot at work

democrats are happy that they gave donald trump every swing state and congress bc they think it means nobody can yell at them for doing that. no it's not rational but it's what they've got 🤷

i dont even remember what news item my pinko cane/pink cocaine bad esoteric pun handle came from anymore :( maybe when that jonas brother jumped off a hotel balcony? not exactly a timeless reference

(AC/DC voice) for those with a male perineum

we are the daughters of the dictators you couldn’t kidnap