It’s scary how many people are pre-emptively rallying behind the guy who never met a racist pundit he couldn’t passively nod along with.

gavin newsom looks like what you’d get if gordon gekko fucked an irradiated bottle of la looks extreme sport gel

obama was the first peace prize recipient to bomb another peace prize recipient after winning the esteemed award.

the cohen brothers and that mediocre noah guy have wrung dozens of hours of fine entertainment out of putting that accent in high stakes situations dontcha know

One thing is very clear about the standard Western liberal politician from this era: they really value the fascist perspective and believe that it's important to have as part of the political system, while they resent anything to their left and want to eradicate it.

important to keep in mind there are thousands upon thousands of people doing the exact same thing except better because they're not literally little billy pencils. ppl are trying to send that sack of shit money instead of actual immigration rights orgs. atrocious and disturbing.

real g's move in silence like avril lavigne

we told y'all to abolish ICE but democrats wanted to make donald trump president several times and commit a holocaust instead

Scott adams has been Dilbanished to the realm of ghosts and whispers

Gain of function bisexuality research

jealous of the dead rat in the parking lot at work

democrats are happy that they gave donald trump every swing state and congress bc they think it means nobody can yell at them for doing that. no it's not rational but it's what they've got 🤷

i dont even remember what news item my pinko cane/pink cocaine bad esoteric pun handle came from anymore :( maybe when that jonas brother jumped off a hotel balcony? not exactly a timeless reference

(AC/DC voice) for those with a male perineum

the 6% is the WaPo editorial board

we are the daughters of the dictators you couldn’t kidnap

trans every boy at birth would solve every gender issue but i don't think anyone is ready for that convo 💅

literally the "This House Needs A Strong Cockroach Infestation" pest control company. can't be reasoned with, can't be coexisted with, cannot grow or change, history's most prolific fascist collaborators, existing solely to stop opposition from forming.

boots on the ground boots on the ground looking like a fool with your boots on the ground

ok so bsky is still doing the "what if genocidal fascists maxed out their stinky middle aged theater kid energy" thing. a 13 month break didn't improve this place at all, clearly im not the problem here 😇

it's also because they're genocidal racists with internalized rabid loathing of the ethnic group their party has been butchering by the millions for the last two and a half decades. democrats can't be coexisted with or reasoned with, they all have the bloodthirsty pervert heart of an israeli.

⚠️ Rude ⚠️ Crude ⚠️ Dude with a ⚠️ 'Tude

being able to instantly rack up big numbies on this kinda mindless resistance slop is why this place sucks ass imo. maddow israel'd tf out of here

they sure do kill a LOT of people for a party guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance. the contradictions inherent to this mewling weakling routine aren't sustainable, nobody wants this Sweet Blameless Little Baby Hitler bullshit. die already

makin rfk throat noises with his meat in my mouth

the opinion perverts that terf island produces put their american counterparts to shame just in terms of raw p4p depravity

good morning

hey, stop using populism as a euphemism for naziism! it not only sanitizes naziism, but implies that most people like it! that's wrong! shut the fuck up!

Israel has dropped more than 90,000 tons of explosives on the Gaza Strip since October 2023, which is equivalent to nearly six Hiroshima nuclear bombs, and exceeds the total combined bombing campaigns on Dresden, Hamburg, London, and Tokyo in World War II!

more like inhawguration tbh 🐗

all together now: never turn it inward!!!!! 👏 👏 👏

Imagine if suddenly you could only speak with the voice you use to talk to your pet, if your voice just got stuck like that. How would it change your life

wish she could send irl shadow babies after the biden admin bloodguzzlers :(

Trent Reznor coining an aarp jingle for insurance payment negotiation services: PAY DOWN BEFORE IT GOES TO DEBT YOURE OLD YOURE GOING TO FORGET

I gotta rip ass like crazy but I'm on the city bus and I'm p sure I would blow out the suspension on this thing if I let the thunder rumble

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 8,1946

this account is fucking awful. this genocidal dullard makes andy borowitz look like george carlin. this is what the lead damaged facebook boomers stinking up this website think is sophisticated humor.

seems like a fun hang

they should make an updated version called Heckers and it's about heckin smol beans having a big startle uwu

Children of Men but humanity has lost its ability to produce novel guys

skinnyfat patrick bateman 👏👏👏

Tony Hawk (age 10): Can I have some soda? Midwestern cousin: If you don't call it pop, shove it. Tony: (words echoing in head) Pop...shove-it? Pop...shove-it.

More like breeding brainbow

Dying kid does more for city than any useless politician in history