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Vegas was aight

Merry Xmas! (Formerly Twittermas)

Weird, all my drones have gone missing, and ChatGPT just started mocking me

Just some cool graffiti

The dystopia is here

This is for the #onewheel crew

It's ridiculous how much better my mood is when the sun comes out. I am no better than a flower

An important PSA

Is a marketing degree just a degree in gaslighting? Or is that Cyber-Monday-extended-to-Friday-sale really the best sale of all time?

He thinks he is scary

Puerto Ricans pissed Canada could become U.S. state before them

2004 Internet: MySpace and RuneScape 2024 Internet: Bluesky and RuneScape

Only received 5 Cyber Monday emails so far on this beautiful Wednesday morning 😌

I just wrote a terrible joke and realized it was terrible so I didn't post it. You're welcome.

everyday you are closer to your next costco hotdog

👇 how to confuse a fascist 101

Cyber Monday being extended is a nightmare scenario for Garfield

Xmas tree is a go

Now with twice the AI processing power, and with auto-snip™️ power-stream technology

Hello Sharks, I'm here today asking for a $1,000,000 investment in my motion activated bidet

Duolingo streak going strong

One good reason for a Christmas election: that orange just pops right off the snow, hey?

Going out of my way to boycott companies offering a discount only for the first month of a subscription service

Here’s a sticky skeet

It’s always uncomfortable when someone says you might be their soulmate, and you have to tell them that you don’t have a soul.

Someone get Perkins on Bluesky

My sister: we really took the internet, the collective pool of all human knowledge, and ruined it with misinformation and nonsense Me, who only writes the dumbest posts you’ve ever seen: it’s a shame, really

Looks nice, feels prickly

I have always felt warmly accepted by some of you. Not sure why. Delusion maybe.

caw

I crossbred a beaver with a sloth, and now I have a civil engineer who takes forever to finish any dam project

Colors on a morning walk

We should probably stop electing people who are preparing for the rapture.

Stuck on the toilet. Who said robots can’t relate to humans?

Thx 😈

If you see this post a duck 🦆

Dictator pic he he he

Wish I still received as many socks for Christmas as I did as a child

me: remember when I rubbed you out? genie: don’t say it like that

So I actually created the Bluesky subreddit back in the day, and the fact that this was on the front page of Reddit today made it all worth it