I thought my new baggy sweatshirt would look cute with shorts but it just looks like I left the house without pants

every once in awhile we have to hand it to Oregon, and hosting the game on the state tourism website is p good stuff

I accidentally saw a scene from Good Boy (possibly a spoiler?) and it made me cry pretty hard. Funny/weird thing about me is I love scary movies but can’t handle sad ones. Like I can sit through Saw or Terrifier no problem, but Dumbo will wreck my day.

At no point in this video could I have predicted what was next

Kirby Fuckin Superstar

oh did the nazi tattoo guy turn out to be problematic

I should really vacuum but the cats are so relaxed right now

I think I just got a rejection email for a job I applied to 15 years ago...?

As always

I don't want a download code, I want a physical game on a disk

Frankly very unnerved by the noises the dishwasher is making rn

obviously not the first person to make this observation but the "move along, citizen" shit for regular DC residents is especially galling in context of the pardons for the rioters who broke into the fucking capitol

We still doing #LetterboxdFriday? #LastFourWatched

My lukewarm take of the week is that the Mandalorian movie was cute and I didn’t hate it

Gawker, bless it, tried to warn us. www.gawkerarchives.com/gawker-was-m...

Two-step authentication is awesome. I'm currently locked out of two programs I need for work and Microsoft isn't sending me any codes, so doing my job is going to be a real pain in the ass today! Thanks Microsoft!

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"Tom and Jerry destroy a marriage" is a movie I'd pay to see

Someone on the old site referred to him as "Matty the Squid" and I've thought about that at least once a day for about 10 years.

Please join me in supporting this Legal Defense Fund for MN Anti-ICE Organizers! Just like in Chicago, the DOJ is trying to make examples of people who LEGALLY resisted this administration’s reign of terror. (See their story.) Let’s fight back!! chuffed.org/project/1865...

Here's something.... youtu.be/z0rBB93sl58?...

The boy. He sleep.

I recently discovered good nachos and margaritas are a less-than-10-minute walk from my house. This could prove dangerous.

you gave up 4 runs in 4 innings to take the loss, maybe you should be less focused on quoting Genesis and more focused on Job and Numbers

Very cool that we as a society have made a Lex Luthor without Superman existing

we’re so desperate for good news we've accepted the scaffolding as our wire mother

did anyone tell them to watch out for the gorilla

Another layer of scaffolding?? How many layers do they need???

I am a strict “shut up and dribble” guy about exactly one subject: Tom & Jerry. Tom and Jerry should be chasing each other around a kitchen and that’s it. They should not be friends. They should not have a supporting cast. They should not be in French Revolution times.

I don’t want to live in Pee-Wee’s playhouse. I don’t want a toilet that moans when I use it

Pro-Palestine marches will openly be called "hate marches" in the press, but these arsonist pogroms, illustrated by a burned-out bus, are simply "disorder"

“if you died nothing in my life would change”: a twitter exchange about a pizza “face god and walk backwards into hell”: a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals “you cannot kill me in a way that matters”: a tumblr shitpost about mushrooms

Rumors that our tapir is "just a hog in Groucho Marx glasses" are mostly unfounded

tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building

a message we can all rally behind

I loved Backrooms. Seeing it alone late at night in a mostly-empty multiplex really enhanced the vibes.

Think I might go to a late showing of a horror movie tonight. Either Backrooms or Obsession. Leaning towards the former.

ok water calm down

Why did I make a hair appointment for a Saturday morning. I’m so tired and stupid.

oh did the nazi tattoo guy turn out to be problematic

If it were Biden it would be front page news and run incessantly on television. Trump is judged on a standard akin to a corpse.

if you wrote a modern epic poem like illiad or beowulf, it would sound like this

I have seen this cat here in Portland and he's a chill sweetie. CVS should be proud to have their own bodega cat!! Maybe tell corporate how you feel! www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

Between heartbreak, long work hours, and a cold that's taking forever to go away completely, I'm really struggling this week. Send funny memes.

Apparently I'll be feeling like this all summer long