Jesus spent most of his time healing the sick. Today, we have politicians in Congress with “Christ-follower” in their Twitter bios — but they’re trying to kick the sick off their healthcare. And they’re willing to shut down the government to do it.

Anti-Zionism is not antisemitism but saying this in response to a post about a Yom Kippur attack on a synagogue outside of Israel absolutely is antisemitism. Hope that clears this up.

IF ANY CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY SIGNS THIS RADICAL AGREEMENT, THEY'LL LOSE BILLIONS IN STATE FUNDING — INCLUDING CAL GRANTS — INSTANTLY. CALIFORNIA WILL NOT BANKROLL SCHOOLS THAT SELL OUT THEIR STUDENTS, PROFESSORS, RESEARCHERS, AND SURRENDER ACADEMIC FREEDOM.

This is so indefensibly insane: Speaker Johnson is refusing to seat Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva because she'll be the 218th vote to release the Epstein files. Johnson swore in Rep Walkinshaw (VA) w/in 24 hours. Johnson is abandoning his job to instead protect a convicted child sex predator

ACAB includes Sam Vimes and he has internalized it to such an extent that a supernatural entity of pure vengeance is no match for the watchman inside his own head whose job it is to prevent him from being Like That

Confused by EA going private? Game industry expert @jasonschreier.bsky.social from @bloomberg.com and Triple Click joins us on the new episode of The MinnMax Show to help explain the situation. youtu.be/se-CQM_rXwM

Today, Oct.2nd, is the anniversary of Jamal Khashoggi’s murder by Saudi agents.

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These people are absolute trash.

Imagine if newspapers instead wrote something like, "According to police, the suspect tried to hit the officers with his car. In 35 out of 37 statements issued by this department over the past 5 years, police gave false initial statements, later contradicted by their own bodycam footage."

Emperor Trump will no longer be sending imperial troops to Whiterun after falling for Mage-generated vision of Daedra invade the city: "Are the Thalmor showing me things that are different from what’s happening?"

😳 OOPS. During a Senate hearing, Ted Cruz stumbled over his words—accidentally urging colleagues to “stop attacking pedophiles.” The clip went viral almost instantly, with memes and disbelief spreading across social media: bit.ly/4nz4wnR

New: Roblox criticized by advocacy groups for categorizing games about marriage equality and affirmative action into a "sensitive issues" designation that's default restricted for kids under 13. Games with guns remain available www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

That's me in the corner That's me in the park, I'm Several thousand pigeons Trying to keep up with you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no I've coo'd too much I haven't coo'd enough

In Chump's Own Words.......

A bus of Bronx middle schoolers pulled up to the Capitol this morning for a long-planned field trip just a few hours after the government shut down. All Capitol tours were cancelled as the guides can’t work in shutdown. So I escorted them in myself and gave them a personal tour. They were great!

can never forget that Fred Trump spent his later years totally gaga but surrounded by a gaggle of senility-denial-enablers who drove him to a make believe office where a make believe secretary had him sign make believe papers—which sounds cute til you see the sequel & the secretary is Stephen Miller

I put gas in a Telsa today. They'll regret leaving their windows down when they smell it.

If any of my friends at EA are looking for other opportunities we have a large number of openings in the US at CDPR. Don't hesitate to hit me up with any questions! www.cdprojektred.com/en/jobs?stud...

The revolution won’t be televised but the treason sure is

Woke 2 is going to hit them like a tidal wave. Pete Hegseth WILL put his preferred pronouns in his email bio or he will spend the next three seasons picking strawberries in the San Joaquin Valley

Napheesa Collier's full statement at the beginning of her exit interview. She directly quotes conversations with Cathy Englebert that legitimately call into question how the WNBA is being led. (Part 1/2) #WNBASky

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

I think the beautiful bleakness of Dark Souls, Elden Ring or Hollowknight and Silksong do as much to make people feel a feeling as the thrill of their exhilarating, punishing combat.

Pictures taken 5 seconds before disaster (the disaster is Suki biting Donut in the ass).

i hope this is helpful, I tried to be thorough

My fellow white people, you can just google Bad Bunny, you don’t have to loudly announce that you don’t know who he is. Everyone did assume already

Victor Wembanyama Reports To Training Camp Having Added 25 Pounds Of Hair https://theonion.com/victor-wembanyama-reports-to-training-camp-having-added-25-pounds-of-hair/

the most College Football fact of all time is that the Reveilles are buried in a special cemetery with a scoreboard displaying the score of A&M games

How is it that I've never seen this image before?

Stephen Miller is a school shooter who took control of a country instead

Rest of world already pouncing. @bloomberg.com @reuters.com #H1B www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Now is the time to be brave. Republicans in Georgia have controlled our state for over 20 years leading to underfunded schools, closing hospitals, & low wages stuck at $5.15. I'm running for Governor to change that.

I still think it’s backwards that every mass shooter owning an AR-15 is considered a right while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege.

so @chatterton.bsky.social turned off replies and quote posts so i can't reply to him, but eagle eyes will notice that all of the posts he says are about bluesky's reaction to today's interview were posted between 16 and 120 hours ago

If your Klein be Naomi, then listen, homie; But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra

Release the Epstein Files

The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy. www.chosun.com/english/nati...

Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives

This is literally what the actual "siege" of the auxiliary ICE building looks like

A government that deliberately abandons the rule of law is not morally entitled to its protections.

Pete Hegseth has ordered the Washington Generals to napalm the Harlem Globetrotters

Damn even the island underage.