Mr. Miracle Ear sure is having a time with bruising.

In case you missed it.

I'm sorry but is this not a picture of Bilbo with the dwarves?

Same people who whinge endlessly about how the removal of confederate monuments “erases history” have no problem erasing actual history

In which I explain that the Third Amendment—the one nobody ever talks about—allows hotels to refuse to house Kristi Noem’s ICE goons.

Fog Over Iced Mississippi Minneapolis|Saint Paul Minnesota January 22 2018

This was the moment when the SG was talking over Justice Jackson and the Chief Justice intervened to ensure she could speak

Special Counsel Jack Smith in his Opening Remarks:

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Jack Smith testifies there was "proof beyond a reasonable doubt" that Trump committed crimes

One takeaway from the Jack Smith hearing is that nothing makes lawmakers more mad than when their own conduct is questioned. Hence the obsession with the phone records.

IT IS CONVENTION PARLIAMENT DAY! 22 January 1689 The Convention Parliament, summoned by the Prince of Orange, convenes to determine whether James II abdicated the throne or if he had temporarily vacated it when he fled England for France in December 1688. The Glorious Revolution continues apace.

In our increasingly unequal economy, the top 20% of earners power 59% of consumer spending. Everyone else accounts for 41% of spending.

the phrase "organized chaos agents" is a great one

C'mon, we JUST got all our hopes up over the plane thing. This is too soon man, too soon.

From this angle, he looks exactly like an 80-year-old fascist pedophile protector and adjudicated digital rapist

SEEING IS BELIEVING DHS claims the car being chased rammed the ICE vehicle. The video shows the opposite. 📌 A father and son, a US citizen, are chased. The teen is beaten and seriously injured. The father is deported. DHS lied. The video tells the truth. Excellent reporting by Antonia Hylton.

The reputational loss is so unfortunate. Will take years to repair.

Exhibit 2 should be the NYT video analysis of the shooting and position of car wheels and location of shooter. Devastating. Karma is coming for that goon as well as criminal Culpability and justice for the deceased Ms. Good and her family and the State of Minnesota and the USA..

The Insurrection act is not as bad as it seems. It just gives military the police powers of the state they are deployed in. It would be a terrible optic for the orange idiot and his minions. As Julius in pulp fiction said "I dare you, I double dare you" to invoke it. Not you per se,daring trump

i am going to develop the world’s longest lasting and most durable scent. that can’t be washed off for decades. that is instantly detectable with a simple litmus test attachment to a smart watch strap. and i am going to spray every single person who ever voted for trump with this scent.

Media just lying straight up to their audiences today. Stenographer ass bullshit not doing one bit of reporting. It's all dogshit, people. Subscribe to independent media.

We cattos know there is a special kitty that hoomom has given refuge in our house. We can't meet Cookie until he's settled in & seen our vet. That could be a few weeks. We're ready for a new little brother, but, is he ready for us. 😹 Below zero temps over our weekend. Stay warm. Hugs & love 💤💙💤

Dear Europe. Totally underst why you would think such thoughts but please don't do anything rash until after our midterms. The Orange idiot will be neutered and in 2 (admittedly long years) the reputational damage will be reversed. Its a big ask but I hope you will consider. From Sane America

They can’t do it because it points out that they themselves are doing nothing to help. Maybe three of them saying Abolish ICE. The rest are talking about retraining and body cams and QR codes.

"President Epstein" is THE winner and what I shall call him from now on. There's nothing he hates worse than people not saying the T-word

“President Epstein” 😂 perfect

Another word for dictator is potato pud

Nasra Ahmed, a 23-year-old US citizen, was arrested and detained by ICE. She was held for TWO DAYS. ICE agents handcuffed her, called her a racial slur, and she was knocked to the ground so hard she got a concussion. This cannot continue happening. ICE needs to leave.

Former US Special Envoy Gen. Kellogg believes the advantage in the war will switch from Russia to Ukraine in March. He also said Russia is not winning the war, it has had heavy losses, Putin knows he's not winning and wants a way out, and that peace is possible by summer.

This is what the entire world sees. If you've ever wondered how Germans in the 1930s could have ever been so fucking stupid — you now have your answer. 😳👇

I was traveling through Europe in the late 80s and Everywhere I went was greeted enthusiactedly by all locals so happy to see an American. The Orange idiot has ruined our reputation and it will take years to regain our reputation if ever.

there are a lot of europeans saying "hey just general strike, just mass protest, it will absolutely solve the problem immediately" today, and yet

Moreover, the US is about 340 million people. We have over 17,000 law enforcement agencies. Australia has 8. Not 8k. 8. Australia has <30m people. France has two I think. Everyone in that literal orders of magnitude difference has a gun, and immunity. They like hurting us and get away with it.

Saw Hamnet. Do you think if you told the Shakespeare family that the play William wrote to memorialize their son would one day be adapted into the FX original series "Sons of Anarchy," it would make them feel worse or better

A real "that escalated quickly" timeline for the Mughal emperor Aurangzeb

Like this in the obit of the Duke of Westminster

Tawny Owl The female owl: ‘To-wit!’ (‘Yoohoo!’) ‘To-woo!’ says her suitor (‘It’s you!’) This strygine duetting Is a way of abetting Their main purpose. To wit: to woo.

Behind the scenes on Bladerunner

In case you needed to see something NOT terrible tonight, we millennials will get to relive Cool Runnings as grown-ups!

"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it.

Hopefully justice is coming for that ice goon. Karma is definitely coming for him. Tic toc

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

Ban social media for under-16s? Fine, go ahead. But limiting screen time won’t necessarily help if the spaces where young people hang out have all but disappeared. My newsletter, out now.

The German word Hosenscheißer can be used to describe either cowards or small children and means “pant-shitter.” And a German word for a naughty child (or scallywag) is Satansbraten. It means “roast prepared by Satan.”

The German title of the 1990 film “Problem Child” was “So ein Satansbraten”. Memory tricked me first into believing it had been the title for “Dennis the menace”, but it was actually that for “Problem Child”. Ah, the 90’s. 😂😬🤷‍♂️

You Attract What You Put Out*

i enjoy this because there isn't really a debate, he says everything Taylor complains about is exactly right lol