please mario, have mercy bsky.app/profile/friz...

the best thing about mamdani doing something is realizing "wait mayors can just do that?" the second best thing is seeing people twist themselves into pretzels to pretend any of this is somehow bad

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Besides the worst metaphor that anyone has ever heard, yes, you absolutely could turn the Titanic around overnight, it does not take 8+ hours to turn a boat around. The failure of the Titanic was not that it was impossible to avoid, it was extremely possible, they just refused to listen to warnings.

ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice https://theonion.com/ice-deems-being-in-privacy-of-own-home-obstruction-of-justice/

Game Dev Simulator Just Indeed Job Search hard-drive.net/game-dev-sim...

I swear these people would vote for Trump if he put on a fake mustache and ran as a Dem.

Experts Warn America Will Need Restart Before Any Potential Updates Can Take Effect hard-drive.net/experts-warn...

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

Nothing to see here folks, just a sitting president investing in two companies whose merger he claims sole authority to approve or reject. Totally normal! 🙃

he won't shut up about ice cream

Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor

Report: That Was Very Stupid Thing To Say https://theonion.com/report-that-was-very-stupid-thing-to-say-1819579593/

nah i'm good

Now here it is: in color!

The people of Minneapolis are going to be out there icing up sidewalks and streets like Macauley Culkin.

ideas guy: i have an idea and i want you to draw it artist: well >>I<< have an idea and i want YOU to draw it ideas guy: aw shit he did the switcheroo (he's now at a table holding his head, sweating, surrounded by sketches and books to learn to draw anatomy)

16-Part Epoxy xkcd.com/3194/

RIP Scott

one of scott adams best posts

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-t...

For table top fans, Eat The Reich lets you play as Cool Vampires on a mission to eat Hitler and it's a hoot and you don't have to give money to EA or Activision

Since this article is going around again, I'll use the opportunity to promote my free game Schloss der Wölfe. Because the only thing better than killing zombies or killing nazis is killing zombie nazis, and werewolf Hitler. Also, it's free! dphrygian.itch.io/schloss-der-...

some sentences are so beautiful that they transcend the language barrier

I hear they're making evil corn flakes that force you to masturbate

An official Japanese 1988 guide for Super Mario Bros. 3 contains a small drawing of a Thwomp on the cover that, instead of the usual grimace, has a mischievous, cat-like expression. I have created a high-quality recreation of this Thwomp.

Watch out for the ONE question where they try to trick you by putting "I want AI" as the bottom option where EVERY other question has "I don't want AI" at the bottom!

LMAO they folded after less than a day Absolutely incredible. I HOPE THEY'RE PANICKING If you want to take some time to beat them while they're down, you can submit a feedback request voicing your disdain for genAI here: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...

if i knew sign language i wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs

The concept of posting “Canada is not considering a ban of X” as a QUOTE of your post condemning deepfake sexual abuse happening **ON X** of women and kids………….

i beg people who use computers to actually understand how computers work. a survey opened in chrome cannot grab your account from the discord client. the survey was legitimate, hosted by discord's customer experience platform, connected to their official internal SSO portal. it was a real survey.

korean americans: if you have a parent or grandparent who was a korean citizen, you qualify for the korean F-4 visa. this visa costs, generally, under 300 usd for the processing fees and healthcare. after 2 continuous years living there, you qualify for the F-5 permanent residency visa.

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.

The developers of PEAK explain pricing

A 1986 Japanese guide on how to program using the Family BASIC software for the Famicom features many cute illustrations of Mario and Pauline (known as "Lady" in Japan at the time).

I am, in fact, triggered by someone being murdered by the Gestapo and our government lying about it and celebrating the murder. It’s time for decent people to decide where they stand — with the Gestapo and its supporters, the juvenile shitposting government, or with America.

type of controller that would be used in one episode of ATHF and would explode when meatwad tosses in on the floor

they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it

i firmly believe — like you would have to give me hard evidence to convince me otherwise — that they feed trump a steady diet of AI slop

THAT IS NOT "BABYGIRL" THAT IS AN EXTREMELY and I want to be clear on this >>EXTREMELY<< TRAUMATIZED 42 YEAR OLD MAN