Why is Microsoft outlook on a spacecraft? Are the astronauts waiting for updates on their Yodel delivery or looking for lonely Ukrainian singles in their area?

Hey look it's me!!

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Evil Zelda

Upcoming new #gameassets! I've made 125+ light cookies/masks for use in any engine that supports it. Also great for 2D light effects 🔦 (CC0, public domain) Will be released Wednesday April 8th 📅

A favorite that I haven’t seen in this (fantastic) thread yet…

"revenue distributed based on player time spent in each game" Come the fuck on.

I don't know about you, but it feels like AI proponents are getting off lightly with the level of scorn directed at them, all things considered. They've earned so much worse. Frankly, I'd like to see Sam Altman criminally liable for the deaths his chatbots caused. As a start.

this is the perfect tweet: creating enlightenment by favoring pedantic accuracy over the spirit of what a thought experiment was intended to suggest

new sentence

"do you think god hides in heaven because he, too, is weary of his creation" comes from a spy kid movies Culture as a thing is wild

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

Linux is back to booting in Emergency Mode. No clue why. Then I just continued and it booted? But it's gone black after the login screen Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

forgot the most important of the genre

when you're a Big Important Account

That's my Sonic.

This is the only April Fools joke I will accept

*tips bike*

Sorry for the screenshot from the other place, but this is the best thing I’ve learned from the Claude Code leak so far

Wait. You can just say "we might infringe on your rights" in your Terms Of Service?

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 01,1946

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov

A harsh reality trans men will have to face is that eventually you WILL have to go to Jupiter to get more stupider I'm sorry it's just part of the deal

I HAVE FIXED MY LINUX INSTALL. the /lib symlink was replaced by a directory, meaning it couldn't even reinstall the kernel. i deleted the /lib dir, remade the symlink, and now my system is back. confusingly my login screen now supports both monitors, which it didn't before. no, i don't understand.

i wanted to do something nice tonight, instead i'm here trying to fix my stupid computer so i can, as fast as possible, submit my CFz dealer's ad. i'm so tired.

fuck off.

>"handpainted texture" >look inside >substance designer

AYO!! I DID THIS TRAILER FOR RACCOIN!!! I am SO freaking excited to announce this, I love this silly little Raccoon coin pusher game so much. This was an absolute joy to edit <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fGz...

Happy transgender day of visibility!! 🏳️‍⚧️💞 If ur mean to trans people I hope bugs eat u before ur in the ground

My repository/data archive is at least 1.4TB so I'm gonna *have to* ditch RAID1 on the OVH box. RAID0 lets goooooo yes i'm gonna be mirroring that partition to a Backblaze bucket so I'll have backups. sucks to not have redundancy though.

Goddamn. 150 million players and still not making any money.

Anyone with an OVH dedicated server - would there be any real issue with my skipping their software RAID1, using RAID0 to get the extra storage, and just ensuring everything is backed up to a Backblaze bucket somewhere? I'm realising my repository vault is bigger than I expected...

oh no what have you done

Boosting this again! If anyone (mutuals or IRL friends) is interested, we're doing a little Thorpe Park trip on April 21st. Come along, do some screaming

properly missed seeing live music this year, looking forward to the couple gigs I have in May (and, if I can get in, the Confuzzled thing!)

waiting for the ritalin and caffeine to kick in, poking my brain with a stick like that one meme

the realisation that i do not own wire strippers even though i literally run a consumer electronics company i am a fraud

ha ha, yes, now I can make Genuine Official Actually Real Lightning port devices by Actually Definitely Real Apple

Look, if cis folks aren't gonna give us a break, we will just have to sieze the means of break production

I am visible today 👁️👁️

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

Organizations such as ILGA-Europe recently reclassified the UK as having "no functioning legal or administrative process for legal gender recognition." This places the UK alongside countries like Hungary and Russia in European rights rankings. rainbowmap.ilga-europe.org/categories/l...

Daily red panda artist!

Fucking ironic that a video about tech platforms changing our language to be more palatable had its language changed to be more palatable. It was apparently user submitted, too. If you did that, you decided in your smugness to provide cover for YouTube’s appalling behavior. Well done, mate.

double digit shifts toward the negative across every category in just one year is really substantial. people hate this shit! and the more they learn about it the more they dislike it.

1. Don’t check in production code on Fridays. Really. 2. Use namespaces for your own code, even in game jams and prototypes. 3. Once you’ve used a snippet of code three times, refactor it into a function. 4. Pick a coding style and stick to it. Doesn’t matter what it is, just be consistent.