This is Abby, she's 100% that eldritch, here she is on the cover of Rogue Magazine There is 48 pages of this bullshit if you buy my book

This is a long winded elf, his name is Tiel'diar For more of this shit buy my comic book

MY NEW COMIC BOOK IS OUT NPCs, an epic fantasy about retail Just signed a whole bunch of copies and now you can get one npcs-comic.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

This platforms moderation is currently unable to tell the difference between artistic/non-sexual nudity and explicit pornography How do you expect them to be able to differentiate between consensual and non-consensual?

Discussing the horror of our political situation and the possibility of military coups with my friend in front of his 7 year old son and kid says "I don't worry about that, I don't actually care" The kids are all right

Quick question @moderation.bsky.app if I post art of a dude slipping on a banana peel and flying through the air through a wind tunnel that sucks off all his clothes and then he lands ass first on another dude's dick would this be considered non-consensual sexual activity

SWEEEEEET CAROLINE (COUN. TRY. ROOOOOADS) TAKE ME HOOOOME TO WEST VIRGINIA

fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.

Look at @zekefox.com my attractive boyfriend

Helluva Boss is the only television show about gay people

I used to feel not good enough for not having a million Spotify listeners for my gay anarchism music but now that they fired a guy for saying the milquest of toast maybe it's good the administration hasn't heard of me

Officially the worst and weirdest time I've ever experienced in the US. Congrats kids, I can no longer talk about how post-9/11 was the stupidest time. The points have been reset but the numbers are all frozen at like 999 or -1. "2025" itself is slowly drifing from numbers, currently known as Z-A☐5.

Interesting we call horror movies like Saw "torture porn" when unlike sex porn it is not a crime to accidentally show it to a minor, even though it'd probably be more traumatizing

Fridge insisting the ice will not be crushed like it's fuckin janet not giving me a cactus

"It's cereal" - @zekefox.com

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Graffiti T-shirts. Upcycled. All unique designs. Some of them are tie dye. Some of them are horse girl shit. Lots of local high school football teams. All of them are now Dog Park Dissidents shirts. Get em now: www.dogparkdissidents.com/merch

Church in downtown Minneapolis is having a Lebanese festival and is flying the Lebanese flag at half staff What the fuck is wrong with our society

Yep let's pack it in I've written the best joke I will ever write for the rest of the day

There are days when you make the best art of your career and there are days when you write a scene about an Italian robot named Mar-I/O who is programmed to [Stephen Hawking voice] make a you da pizza

This is not whuwu we are. Pwease end the viOwOwence

As a prominent member of the owo bulge noticer community I would like to formally denounce

play.tetris.com works on your phone In case you accidentally see the gore video immediately go play Tetris Studies show this can prevent PTSD for some reason (really) (brains are weird)

Hmm so 5 months ago after recovering from being sick I developed this mysterious rash on my chest that no doctor could explain to me and nothing made it go away I got the new COVID shot and it was gone within 12 hours and has not come back Huh Hmm

You can just pick a fuckin food and call an animal it in a cute voice and it's whatever Someone at the dog park who my dog said hi to was just like "HI PEANUT!" and he is not a legume of any type but who cares nothing matters

This is bad and will lead only to more hatred and oppression, but like, so would everything else

As the writer of a comic book about a diverse woke DEI group of supervillains assassinating all the oil executives it may surprise you to find out I think political violence is not good and would rather it not happen But I mean if it's GONNA happen, then uhh

I think it is bad for the inevitable tornado to pick up a house and drop it on the wicked witch of the east even though she is my political opponent The tornado should not have done that and I can stop it by posting How dare you sing ding dong the witch is dead What have we become as a country

If the only tenable way out of this shit with mastercard banning penis is we all have to use goddamn fucking crypto I am gonna lose it

I'm happy to take this opportunity to share this awesome pamphlet made by @xerxes.gay If my memory serves these have been distributed since at least well over a decade ago. "Fandom" has always rubbed me the wrong way in relation to furries. The distinction does matter.

one unfortunate outcome of this recent AI scam bubble is that it has absolutely killed my interest in AI's in fiction. the Alien tv show doing the whole "is AI a human" routine we've been doing for the last hundred years but now I'm like no, it's a shitty chatbot that destroys fresh water

this is your annual reminder to please take off your hetero-imitative frogskin and dance to a lesbian/gay spirit

"Aww this is giving me such fomo" no it's not you're not fearing missing out you actually are missing out, your worst fear has been realized

Hot take I care more about the staff of mega furry cons being getting fair compensation and not being overworked than I do about raising money for charity I think we should lift the expectation that all of these things need to be legally not-for-profit with all the restrictions that entails

Owl city is the Gen Zest millennial music artist

It’s a nice fantasy, at least.

I am potentially interested in building this. I have the technical skills and maybe the finances, could likely set up in an EU jurisdiction I would definitely burn out without help on content moderation and community management No commitments yet but if anyone's interested let me know

Look if you wanna sell a porn video game just put in an EULA where the user agrees to only appreciate the artwork and not to jerk off to it and then it's legally not actually porn, wtf they gonna do now huh, you can put fuckin anything in a terms of service and it's legally binding apparently

It's 1:30am in the hotel elevator. There is an Irish guy with his wife in there. I hit my floor button. "You're goin' to 7?" he asks I nod "Good man" Sure I guess "Always bet on 7," I reply There is an awkward silence "Good to know" My guy. You started this small talk. What did you want

Oh yeah ha I forgot I did this

15 years ago you all told me to shut the fuck up complaining about calling all art "content" and now what do you know I was a prophet Anyway in 2040 remember me when using the term NSFW in any context at all becomes as rightfully cringe as it should be

Heading to the SFW fursuit cuddle party pulling out my laptop and hopping on my 3pm Zoom with marketing

Idk what y'all jobs are but I personally would be fired if I went to an allegedly "safe for work" furry con room party while I was supposed to be working

My god if it happens during Megaplex this is going to be a legendary furry con

What the fuck is a NSFW video game You should not be playing video games at work Unless your job is to review video games in which case they are all obviously safe for work cause that is your job

It's Not Gonna Suck Itself. Here's Why That Matters.

In the past 48 hours I have been nearly hit by some dumbass driver who forgot how a stop sign or traffic light works like 4 or 5 times which is the kind of bullshit I expected in New Orleans but I live in Minneapolis now What is going on Are they deep frying lead paint chips at the state fair