Wow this was very rude of bluesky to do

TIL the syphilis shot almost certainly hurts on purpose There is a Portuguese company that makes a version diluted with lidocaine but Pfizer, the sole supplier in the US, decided nah, let those whores think about what they've done (also they had to recall a bunch so there's a shortage, have fun)

kind of wild just how much of modern day living is millions of people saying “we don’t want this, it’s dumb, bad, and evil” and then like 10 dudes going “lol too bad” and then they get their way

When you they/them a large language model the LLM cannot hear you because it is not conscious but all your it/its goblingender friends whose pronouns you "feel weird" about using do hear you

Fuck man ZOwOhran was right there and I completely biffed it

ZOHRAN MAMKNOTTY CUMFIRMED AS MAYOWOR OF NEW YIFF CITY

We should be able to talk about STIs with the same nonchalant comfort as we talk about the flu

Cool call me when you can tell this thing "can you move the camera to the left a little" and it doesn't completely shit the bed

Happy birthday to Zohran Mamdani or whatever fuckin day it is

Today let us observe a moment of silence as we invadey all the offices Dick Cheney used to sit and masturbatey to the bleeding of the margins

"straight up jorkin it" comes from this tweet and is often used to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like having opinions and sharing them

Happy no vember This month, remember: no Don't

LOOK THE COFFEE ACCIDENT WAS UNRELATED TO THE POSTING

Minneapolis I would like to come clean and apologize: several weeks ago I went to a Grindr hookup's house, saw the Jacob Frey lawn sign out front, and continued to go inside and go through with it. In my defense I'm pretty sure he was cheating on his husband with me. Anyway remember to vote Omar

please yall, adult is for porn, graphic media is for isis beheadings. please stop labeling your porn as graphic media.

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

You ever end up at a DJ set by two guys who look like if you ever get a speeding ticket the first thing you want to do is call either one of their dads Yeah well they're playing a Sweet Caroline house remix because of course they are

Man fuckin Relient K came on, I forgot about this band, they are Christian rock but I respect the troll. Straightforward emo bangers that sound like they could be about his relationship with a girl, and then you look up the band, and nope, he's singing to God Genius. Fuck you but brilliant.

“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits

Normalize asking your bottom what their hole's pronouns are because even though blocking men on Grindr who say they want my "pussy" is sometimes better than sex it's getting really old

My most tin foil hat opinion is that genAI isn’t alive, but printers are. They are alive and they hate you

I love furry porn artists who censor profanity in a drawing of giant dick going into ass, yes please inject this unhinged sense of decency directly into my veins

going to start a restaurant so good that literally everyone eats there. then one day i’ll randomly close for lunch and watch the chaos unfold it’ll be called us-feast-1

Yes this is a public platform. But sometimes it’s public like a restaurant is public. If I’m talking to the folks at my table and you hear it, that doesn’t mean you’re supposed to just join my table. And you can’t get mad when you don’t get my table’s references.

The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.

Kids These Days need to stop being all "six seven" and learn to respect the classic Six Nine (nice)

Technically under the ADA they are required to let you in with your service daddy

"my erection status" - @zekefox.com

I see ood and I ea it

If anyone is at all tempted to sext chatgpt just slide into my DMs instead, I will take one for the team and text you dick butt penis words if it will keep you from setting the earth on fire

it's kinda weird that all the software i am expected to use for work are all written by distributed teams, go, python, postgres, linux, chrome, k8s etc and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way

The term NSFW is some fuckin Severance shit, corporate jargon that's also infantilizing, uh oh refiners you gotta keep the ORTBO SFW or you won't be getting an MDE at your waffle party

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

LiGma Balls T

K so the Austrian flag and the Latvian flag are obviously one of those gay couples that started dating and now they look like each other

Every culture, every cuisine, has some form of stuffed pepper Everyone around the world saw the pepper and was like "imma put something in that"

"Self driving vehicles" wow okay silicon valley once again trying to reinvent THE HORSE

Look I'm probably not gonna be mean to AIs just like I don't mow down every pedestrian in Grand Theft Auto but I'm not gonna pretend I'm morally superior to people who do

Actually the official police escort was for the guy in the yellow vest who organized a protest against out of control deer breeding endangering traffic, conveniently organized at the same time as the banned Pride march, and oh by the way the Pride marchers can join too God I love Hungarians

greta ily what an outfit

this post is evergreen

I had to expunge my thoughts on Bluesky's current, uh, choppy waters into a proper blog post (which jay can't take down for being too mean or saying 'lol' in a threatening way) azhdarchid.com/delusions-of...

My controversial KPop Demon Hunters takes are - Not every 3D animated movie needs to have Spiderverse choppy animation - Effects-heavy pop vocals almost never work in a narrative musical - Saja Boys are clearly the better band are you fucking kidding how is this even a contest

What the fuck episode of Chopped is this

Shouting "Crowded Theater" In A Fire: Responding to a real emergency with some baffling shit that only serves to delay an actual course of action

Have a shitty flight

Somewhere out there is a group of very handsome Kazakh boys with incredible singing and dancing talent going criminally unnoticed because Korea got to the term "K-Pop" first and now what the fuck is anyone else supposed to do

Realizing how everyone told me when Minnesotans get mad they get "passive aggressive" is more accurately described as a society where even the straights are cunty gays

When superglue won't cut it, try SUPRAGLUE. It's bigger than glue. It's above and around glue. It transcends the established boundaries and spheres of influence of glue.