honestly if I did one of those Skircle templates and the entire wheel was just a bunch of fit white dudes I would simply not hit share!

This isn't easy for me to say but I've been struggling financially since my unemployment benefits ended. I've sold a LOT of my things to get by and it hasn't been enough. I start working next week but I'm posting my Venmo in case anyone would like to donate a buck or two. venmo.com/code?user_id...

need to breed a good pup and get bred by a loving dad just so we’re clear

I’ve only been at the office for an hour and this is already the third or fourth time I’ve had to piss.

The funny thing about my husband is his sheer commitment to obtuseness, something I am happy to always engage with and return in kind. 😌

it's especially important as I gear up to release my full album next year! Bandcamp is the best place to support, and you can also buy from me on my website: www.jakegilesmusic.com

if you could spare some money to buy a CD or my digital catalogue, I would sincerely appreciate it. literally every dollar helps. jakegiles.bandcamp.com/album/away-m...

i love my @dogparkdissidents.com shirt they painted over the cat whisperer and it made me laugh :>

hi here's some music i made you can now have on bandcamp dumbplates.bandcamp.com/album/response

while I did *not* take home the title of Mr. Twin Cities Leather, I *did* take home the very real title of Mr. Minneapolis Faggot 2026 baybeeeeeeeeeeeeee (thank u Denzel)

Before and after - I think I’ve been spa pilled.

I didn’t win, but I had an amazing time competing for #TwinCitiesFetish this weekend! The opportunity to represent my community, myself, and my passion was one of a kind. All the best to Denzel and CK, Mr. TCL and TCF, respectively. I can’t wait to see what you do in the next year🩷

I haven’t gotten off since Thursday at the latest and oh man I need to blow a load 😮‍💨

If you’re a thought, you will want me to think you, and I did.

Nobody hates being told how a minute digital reissue's lack of promotion is probably NOT a crisis more than a gay man without any professional background in marketing lmao

The calm before the storm. Stoked for this weekend. 🖤

unshowered unmoisturized unbothered etc at the bryant lake bowl

as it turns out, this is still the case in Minneapolis today. OPE, BACK TO WORK COMRADES.

I posted a Raining Blood lyric on IG and had to link no fewer than three people to the Reign in Blood wikipedia page.

I don’t know what sparked such a sudden interest in thinking about the eighteen year old I once was. I’m not sure if it’s about recognizing his value or if it’s protective love, in hindsight. I think it’s human to look back and wish we could’ve been there for ourselves, but I have to wonder.

missing Carter a lot today. I know he'd be loving the leaves and fireside snuggles this week.

Better late than never - my written contest materials and assorted media have been submitted. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Reblog if you'd fuck me while I'm wearing lace. 😈 #lace #lacetop #gay #teamlocked #chastity #pup #pupplay #barebackbottom #lacethong #lacegarters #bubblebutt #fetish #kink #fetishwear

Today let us observe a moment of silence as we invadey all the offices Dick Cheney used to sit and masturbatey to the bleeding of the margins

It’s a great day to bully the mayor.

I’m the only person in the office today and aside from one call-out I’m not sure where everyone is. Was there another rapture this weekend?

I do in fact need a dom bottom to use up my loads this fall tbh

He’s a red red red red dog

Only saw one pup online posting cop paraphernalia for Halloween this year, gg team. Let’s go for zero next year.

I’m on a knife!!!

men over 30 rocking femme kink gear bring me so much inspirational joy. i love the reminder that youth is not the be-all-end-all definition of femininity and as a man who presents fem about 60% of the time, i have such a fear of losing that sense of self with age.

happy late birthday to a true diva. @aaronhanso.me you are the best.

Pouring a gallon out for my youth

I’m still doing Jocktober I’m just bored of posting the photos tbh

Every time I’m reminded that there are people who use “body count” as a point of phrase, I shudder. So gross and dehumanizing.

SNAP benefits will run out this weekend. That’s a fact. Make a donation to the organization in the video or share this out to help our queer youth receive food 🥘

I’m not a performative male I’m a fucking nasty faggot

HELLO I AM MINNEAPOLIS MANIC MUTT GANZFAUST AND I AM HERE TO WASTE 45 MINUTES OF YOUR TIIIIIIIIIIIME

Brain isn’t braining today. Not for any specific reason - the serotonin just isn’t coming through I guess. Hoping the rest of the day goes by quickly. :c

#Jocktober XXVI - it’s always a little sluttier when your cap is backwards.

anyway, #jocktober xxv: and yes I bent over to prove it’s a stealth jock.

Turner thought my bleeding out tattoo was intentionally a fade into black look and I had to explain, no, that would all be blood.

Need to blow a load and take a nap after like woah right now.

i think there’s a lot of folks who sincerely believe snap is just free groceries and not a practice in constant justification, budgeting, and humiliation.

RESTOCKED. Hoping to ship out orders early next week.

Reminder that if it’s a matter of forgetting, you can actually change your settings to require you include alt text on your photo posts! Been super helpful for me.

Alt text your photos? 👉👈

Man, I forgot how much I fucking hate NieR’s stupid pseudo deep high school writing lmao.

They are back! Get ‘em while we got ‘em.

#Jocktober XXIV: in the cold light of morning