Today let us observe a moment of silence as we invadey all the offices Dick Cheney used to sit and masturbatey to the bleeding of the margins

RESTOCKED. Hoping to ship out orders early next week.

"Hey @ganzfaust.bsky.social, you got queer punk in my biomedical science!" New swag from @dogparkdissidents.com in the lab today. This shirt was something else, now it is better!

Graffiti T-shirts. Upcycled. All unique designs. Some of them are tie dye. Some of them are horse girl shit. Lots of local high school football teams. All of them are now Dog Park Dissidents shirts. Get em now: www.dogparkdissidents.com/merch

PREVIOUSLY TOUR-ONLY MERCH DESIGNS COMING SOON. LINK IN BIO @dogparkdissidents.com #punk #pupplay #queer #lgbtq #queerpunk #punkrock #furry #furries #yiff #uwu #dogparkdissidents #gay #queercore #puppunk #queercore

For what it's worth we emailed Stripe this morning after hearing the reports of them banning LGBTQ products and got this back. Not gonna speculate about what happened at the call center or behind the scenes, just FYI we have this in writing.

Hey we've got a bunch of merch back in stock at www.dogparkdissidents.com/merch Act now while you can while we wait for Stripe to clarify if they actually banned all sales of queer products or if their phone reps were just going off script Fucksakes do not make us have to redo the website again

MERCH STORE SHOULD BE RESTOCKED SHORTLY IN THE MEANTIME PRINT YOUR OWN OR HECKLE ME TO SPEED UP MY DOG DAD MERCH BASEMENT.

btw if you put in a @dogparkdissidents.com order this weekend I will kiss the envelope/package/etc myself before I send it.

Working on getting merch restocked to celebrate Wrath Month but it's a bit delayed so we have helpfully added this Print Your Own button to the merch store This is punk because anti-capitalism (free designs) and abolition of work (too lazy to stock merch store) dogparkdissidents.com/merch/diy

On the way to dinner with my family last night my car was like hey listen to "Good Boy" by @dogparkdissidents.com the song that puts me in pup head space. No bad Subaru! Don't get me in sub space for dealing with my family. Yall I think my Subaru is trying to dom me

My @dogparkdissidents.com patch has arrived here in the arse end of the world- cheers to Faust for the sweet handwritten note 💜

Reminded that spotify sucks so we put Bastards on @archive.org archive.org/details/dog-...

We would like to let everyone know that our sound guy from tour is currently wearing his Dog Park Dissidents Crew hoodie on stage working for Cardi B

Sorry for being mostly silent in this time of everything going on and queer art being necessary. We're also trying to figure our lives out right now just like the rest of you. Back as soon as we can.

I wrote an entire comic book about a fuckin captain planet-ass world tour diversity woke team of intrepid assassins murdering the world's CEOs but even I never predicted the reality would come from the most marginalized, underrepresented minority in the world: Italian Americans

What an interesting and exciting time to have just released a concept album and comic book about a bunch of superheroes assassinating CEOs

it’s the top song and artist being @dogparkdissidents.com when i started properly listening to them in september this year for me

All good boys listen to @dogparkdissidents.com

Sona Vs Spotify Wrapped @dogparkdissidents.com

I might like this song a bit much guys @dogparkdissidents.com

Yeah that tracks. I'm just glad I got to see @dogparkdissidents.com in person!

Can anyone tell that @dogparkdissidents.com is my favourite band? Also featuring Zeke, the drummer being used as watercolour practice

I got my @dogparkdissidents.com vinyl in the mail today! 😊💜 Definitely gotta record this onto a blank tape to play in my old ass car

When you make bad music, you allow each listener to imagine what it would sound like if it was good. This is essentially a gift to the listener and demonstrates that you regard them with respect.

Finally got my hands on the new @dogparkdissidents.com album since it was sold out at the show. I'm LOVING the package design with the comic built into the gatefold cover and the stunning green record. I'll have to grab it on digital when I can manage. <3

Hey Siri, play Out With A Bang by Dog Park Dissidents

Haaaa yo this fucks thanks friendo 🩷🖤

bored, just gunna do this another major influence are @dogparkdissidents.com bunch of freaks that make advanced politically charged nursery rhymes that fuck, every release has theirs been an improvement upon the last 2 fav songs: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-HG... youtu.be/PKxrdIaoX1I?...

Battle jacket complete. Leave queer kids alone. Jacket by Lockwood51. Patches by birdovprey / Jorden Haley & @dogparkdissidents.com Patches stitched by Twin Cities Leather.

Don't really know what to say except this youtu.be/C-HGKABl4_A?...

Fuck reading results its time to get drunk, put on my silly pup mask and listen to Magnificent Bastsrds the absolute amazing album by Dog Park Dissidents

You can't vote to end a genocide. You can't vote to abolish police and prisons. You can't vote to stop the climate crisis. We do not have a system that allows for that. But you can vote to impact, in a small way, the battle ground that liberatory social movements fight on. And that matters.

i've been avoiding all this mess because i have a lot going on and i doubt my platform will matter much here, but for what it's worth: I'm an anarchist, an abolitionist, and a radical leftist. I also vote and encourage others to vote. I believe in harm reduction and strategic action.

🎶🎵 You're a good boy!🎶🎵 Can't wait to see y'all again! 😍🤩🐶 @dogparkdissidents.com @xerxes.gay

Remembering the time i was waiting for my friends in the supermarket and listening to @dogparkdissidents.com Trans starship femenist BDSM paradise, and i don't know how long that guy was standing there but he looks very worried.

straight up jorkin it all over a priceless van gogh for the planet, call us Just Top Oil

It's good to be home. Thanks New Orleans for an incredible last show of tour. What a blast.

In the tradition of Pansy Division we took the Bible from the last hotel we stayed at and destroyed it during the last song Here is Zac being a true verse bottom

Sorry about the livestream. We tried. Technology broke.

High quality stream with a camera connected to the sound board may be delayed due to technical difficulties (we forgot to bring things) so we may have to stream Tin Can Collective from a phone. But you'll get a high quality board mix for our set for sure.

Unlike Taylor Swift our concert is not quadrupling the price for New Orleans service workers to park at their jobs

New Orleans tonight Holy Diver, doors 9 Livestreaming on twitch.tv/DogParkDissidents 10pm US Central Let's bring this home. Be there.

it's great to go to a concert where the lead singer says "last time i was here, I was getting railed at FWA"

Getting scritches during "Good Boy" I am complete. I am in gay dog heaven. @dogparkdissidents.com 🫠

A wild night with wild dogs. @dogparkdissidents.com

@dogparkdissidents.com is an awesome band! Go see them if they are in yer area!

@dogparkdissidents.com had such a good show tonight, plus got head pats from @xerxes.gay