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Feral garden gnome and part-time shed goblin He/They Cranky and middle-aged Meanjin
My cat is a bread thief
2 days ago
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Cackling... The church my grandparents were married in is now a mini golf themed bar called Holey Moley.
3 days ago
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Oh, goody... as if the Goldy wasn't already enough of a tacky shithole.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
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Deal done on $1.5b Trump Tower for Gold Coast, says developer
Plans are afoot for a $1.5 billion, 91-storey Trump Tower in Surfers Paradise, which would be one of Australia's tallest towers if it goes ahead.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-23/trump-tower-deal-signed-for-gold-coast-says-developer/106376738
5 days ago
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New Act of Grace just dropped
6 days ago
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Another project done. I don't usually like to paint timber furniture, but the original lead paint was bloody well impervious to everything and life's too short to hand-scrape that much paint grade pine.
7 days ago
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Welp
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7 days ago
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Overwhelmed? Stuck in a rut? Mix things up by yodelling into the void.
8 days ago
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Pepper was lost in the sauce
9 days ago
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*mutters uncharitable things about flaky Marketplace buyers*
9 days ago
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Forcing myself to get stuff done to reboot my brain after a particularly bad depressive episode Still feel like shit, but not complete and utter dogshit
10 days ago
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Word of the day courtesy of my lovely pharmacist: Painus (A colloquial term for customers who are a pain in the arse)
11 days ago
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Therapist asked me if I have an inner dialogue, and if so, what does it sound like. Say no more:
11 days ago
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kittyshark
11 days ago
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xray_vex
13 days ago
"Stay" is on the radio rn so i figure this is a good time to repost this π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²
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Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus
16 days ago
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My god... The federal opposition's talent pool isn't even a wet patch nowadays, is it?
#auspol
16 days ago
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Family dinner tonight Relegated to the kids' table because I'm the size of a 12-year-old and one of the grandkids (6'2") was too tall to sit there π
16 days ago
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Took a pink Frangipani cutting from my old place shortly before it was demolished. It's finally flowering after 3 years :)
18 days ago
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Alistair Coleman
19 days ago
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
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Flashback to the time we put our house up for sale and the real estate agent didn't check how the web preview looked when the link was posted to Facebook:
18 days ago
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Just went to grab the mail from the letterbox, copped a handful of spiderwebs.
@clairegregoryau.bsky.social
- must be the day for arachnid-related postal issues
20 days ago
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youtu.be/28AGCVpbF6I?...
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20 days ago
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swearclock βοΈ
20 days ago
Danger Wank! It's 10:00AM
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Roly poly timeline cleanser
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20 days ago
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When you need to get up but the emotional support demon demands cuddles
24 days ago
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Anyone taking bets on which fringe-dwelling intellectual giant will be the next to join One Neuron? My money's on Lyle Shelton
#auspol
25 days ago
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Ew The shitty-ass Pentecostal school I worked for 20+ years ago is now advertising on mobile games
#holyreligioistraumabatman
25 days ago
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Has anyone seen my motivation lately? It's currently missing, presumed dead
26 days ago
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This news report altered my brain chemistry
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A bizarre bust-up involving two friends on a wild night | 7NEWS
EXCLUSIVE: Violence has spilled out onto Melbourneβs notorious King Street, where two men have been involved in a bizarre fight with bouncers. They were kicked out of a gentlemen's club, and that's wh...
https://youtu.be/USZMVz-Ez08?si=2Ak_-4sTDgkSnIH9
26 days ago
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After months of saving up my play money budget, my Barbie Dream Boots just arrived. 15-year-old me is shrieking rn
about 1 month ago
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Sometimes I think I'm a little bit entitled... And then an angry Boomer dude comes along and chucks a toddler tantrum because a business won't risk their licence and break the law for him
about 1 month ago
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A mate sent me a listing for an 1880s Singer and tried to goad me into buying it I pulled a Uno reverse and now they're planning a multi-hour train journey to pick it up for themself instead π
about 1 month ago
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swearclock βοΈ
about 1 month ago
Well Shit Down A Chimney It's 8:00PM
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Fuck, it's hot.
about 1 month ago
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Heh Eldest kiddo is completing a hospital pre-admission form and they have Satanism as an option for religion :D
about 1 month ago
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Dear fellow white people: it's not up to you to determine a Blackfulla's Aboriginality. Kindly fuck all the way off and eat a bag of dicks while doing so. And once you're done, fuck off even further.
about 1 month ago
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Not me sitting in the waiting room at the psychiatrist's office and trying not to cackle like a loon
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about 1 month ago
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Sewing project finished- no dick-punching required.
about 1 month ago
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Nearly finished my current sewing project and am having trouble mustering the motivation to complete the final step (hemming). Somebody please threaten to punch me in the dick if I don't get it done in the next 12-24 hours.
about 1 month ago
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After much elbow grease, swearing, trial and error (and a little bit of blood), Bess is ready for playtime. Just have to acquire some scrap leather to practise on.
about 1 month ago
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Accidentally added watermelon protein water powder to my yoghurt instead of unflavoured whey protein. Given said yoghurt was home-made, I wasn't going to waste it... Final verdict: barely edible.π€’
about 1 month ago
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Bed selfie because I'm fucking bored
about 1 month ago
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First bad *bad* night since starting Prazosin for my parasomnia several months ago. Today will be spent horizontal and clinging on to the mattress for dear life.
about 1 month ago
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Didn't realise how much my upper body strength had improved until we moved a wardrobe today. My god... I can *lift*.
about 1 month ago
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My new tat: It's the Celtic knot motif from my 1939 Singer 201k. Because sewing machine 'tism.
about 1 month ago
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Witnessed a crackhead brandishing a chainsaw at a cyclist while hanging out the front passenger window of a shitty old Hyundai Accent and it still doesn't crack the top 5 list of weirdest shit I've ever seen in my lifetime.
about 1 month ago
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Jessica Ellis
about 2 months ago
This clip should live by the Tom Holland Umbrella rule: you see it, you repost it.
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BladeoftheSun
about 2 months ago
Ice commits an act of domestic terrorism against ICE. It's funny π€£
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Pray for my first-born. They're interstate meeting their partner's family and have wandered into a previously undiscovered circle of hell.
about 2 months ago
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One step closer to getting my 29k up and running again... The needle bar drive arm has been straightened and is back from the shop. My engineering guy is a legend who did it didn't charge me anything so I'm buying him a pack of beer as a thank-you gift instead.
about 2 months ago
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