My youngest is back at the workbench and working on his latest ring (silver with a rectangular faceted garnet). He plans on making one ring for every finger.

I spend waaaaay too much time in certain corners of the internet.

Saw my GP, acquired a mental health plan & associated referral letters. Just had a call from her- she happened to be reading a journal article re PTSD nightmares on her lunch break & has sent through a script for a different med for me to try. 1/

Benzos aren't fucking working. Fuck.

lmao

Caught the other half starting to hang out my laundry I have a System He has Chaos Oh No NONONONONONONONONONONO

Sharing for no particular reason

That Was A Party Political Broadcast For The Cunting Conservative Party It's 5:00PM

Sleep specialist prescribed benzos to try and get my nightmares under control. If they don't work, I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do.

First huntsman spider of the season successfully captured and relocated. She was a decent size but thankfully pretty chill about the whole affair.

Wax My Balls And Call Me Right Said Fred It's 3:00PM

Foreigners always assume Australians are terrified of sharks, spiders and snakes What really makes our blood run cold is encountering one of these signs while out and about:

For @sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social who needs more Rhys on their timeline. A special little ditty for September 21.

Rather tickled to know there's a bush tucker plant called snotty gobble. Apparently it's very similar in taste and texture to lychee.

My son hurled 'you like men' at me as a perjorative when I told him to get off the computer and go to bed MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD (srsly dude no need to rub it in)

Introduced my brother to the gentle art of DIY bathroom demolition. I have created a monster.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Business as usual.

Nailed Con to the wall in my Little Den of Chaos™️. Pepper seems indifferent.

Random fun fact of the day: author Shel Silverstein (of The Giving Tree fame) also penned the Johnny Cash hit A Boy Named Sue. #themoreyouknow

Banned from doing any strenuous activity while my shoulder heals. Bloody challenging when the shed and the garden keep giving me come-hither looks.

Seriously... How the hell does one manage to bugger their rotator cuff while hanging a window blind of all things? #middleagedfun

Let's play "guess the country":

Had the privilege of meeting @therealcononeill.bsky.social yesterday at Oz Comic-Con. A bloody lovely bloke who gives top-notch hugs.

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

I translated Jacinta Price’s quote to what she really meant. #AusPol

Say the line, Alanis

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

Just saw someone describe conspiracy videos and Fox News as 'Cocomelon for angry right-wing 60-year-olds'. 10/10, 5 stars, no further notes

Flashback to the time my then two-year-old son halved an avocado with his bare hands 😳 (Thankfully he is dedicated to using his talents for good, not evil)

Hanging new window blinds, left shoulder went clunk I WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING STRENUOUS, GODDAMNIT

Mr 16's life ambition is to fuck off to a cabin in a forest somewhere and avoid human interaction. Me too, mate. Me too.

Overnight hospital stay for a sleep study to see what my fucky brain meats get up to when I'm counting Zzzs. Fingers crossed I have quiet neighbours🤞

✨dick✨fuck✨ #ofmd

Kinda typical of our moment that the primary legal response to neo-fascism has been to outlaw its visual symbols. Coz thats all that counts right? www.theage.com.au/national/vic...

happy dickfuck day for those of you who celebrate it

Fun fact: Thomas Sewell of the National Socialist Network was born in New Zealand. #themoreyouknow #fcknzs #auspol

10/10 😂 the music is perfect

Weird dreams galore last night. The Barbie Movie sequel was shite

Oh god. Oh fuck.

Back on my bullshit :3

Mr 16 tried on my corset. I don't think I'm gonna get it back.

Tfw there is a cat asleep on your bum and you desperately need to fart

"How will I explain trans people to my child?" Bitch, my nibling clocked me when they were two years old (and over a decade before my egg cracked). Gtfo.

Damn, Aldi 😳

‘How am I supposed to explain this to my children?’ is one of the laziest copouts that bigots have been allowed to weaponize against social progress. “I don’t know.“ is perfectly acceptable in any situation and “Let’s find out together.” is one of the most precious ways to engage with your child.

Brisbane really showed up today. So bloody proud of this town ❤️

Wishing you all a smashing weekend.