Painting is underway, thanks to the power of Iron Maiden and Hydralite.

Angus Taylor's next policy announcement will just be him slamming his dick in a car door #auspol

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

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Not to be a dramatic bitch or anything, but pre-painting surface prep suuuuuuuuuuuucks

Repost with what music would you play to summon demons For me, it's Bluey: The Album

You called tech support but they told you that it's the wind speed and hung up. #ofmd

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED www.unclereco.com/catalog/grum...

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

OMFG I SAW SUPERMAN AT BUNNINGS TODAY

Time to get my rink rat on.

Wishing @disastershipblonde.bsky.social a very happy, slightly belated Margaret Thatcher is Still Dead

Performed a minor miracle and started and finished a project (weighted blanket) in only a week.

Have a break. Have 12 Tonnes of KitKat. Remember, kids, Nestle is literally the company who literally told African mothers that their breast milk wasn't good enough in order to sell more formula. Don't be a snitch, now.

I do not need another vintage sewing machine. I. Do. Not. Need. Another. Vintage. Sewing. Machine.

Tl;dr of Albo's address to the nation: DON'T HOARD FUEL LIKE A DUMB CUNT #auspol

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

Holy shit this is awesome

One of the best things about being five-foot-fuck-all, baby-faced and gender-ambiguous is the confused stares from red-faced old dudes at the hardware store and the supermarket

Fuck Crisafulli and fuck the LNP.

Is it just me, or does parsnip taste like how fly spray smells?

Worming day for the cats today. My big, gentle floofy 6kg boy was a breeze, whereas my tiny 2.5kg spitfire ninja-kicked me in the throat and drew blood while screaming obscenities. She's still my favourite.

A statement regarding recent contact from Queensland Police about my work.

Split Enz tickets acquired. I am one happy little Vegemite right now :D

My meds have stopped working and I am not okay Stupid bloody brain meats

Eldest gremlin is 20 years old today. Feeling old as balls.

Repeat after me: antihistamines first, *then* gardening.

My husband's 93-year-old great uncle makes the best Facebook posts.

Achievement unlocked: left the house. 🏅

When you're transmasc and your partner grows the world's tiniest eggplant, shenanigans ensue:

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.” -Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

And in #eatshitlyle news... #auspol #lgbtqia www.starobserver.com.au/news/drag-st...

Feeling handsome.

You know you want to.

Slept well, less shitty today.

In a shit mood today thanks to bad PTSD nightmares. Received a spam text from some douchecanoe motivational speaker. Sent them a pic of a horribly diseased penis in response.

David Shoebridge has unleashed on the Labor govt for backing in Trump & Netanyahu’s latest illegal war in Iran “which has already killed more than a hundred school kids”, with schools & hospitals “blown apart by Israeli missiles” “That isn’t about the Iranian people.”💥 #auspol

Albo is a spineless lickspittle Pass it on #auspol

Man, even the tweakers are friendly in my neighbourhood

My cat is a bread thief

Cackling... The church my grandparents were married in is now a mini golf themed bar called Holey Moley.

Oh, goody... as if the Goldy wasn't already enough of a tacky shithole. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

New Act of Grace just dropped

Another project done. I don't usually like to paint timber furniture, but the original lead paint was bloody well impervious to everything and life's too short to hand-scrape that much paint grade pine.

Welp

Overwhelmed? Stuck in a rut? Mix things up by yodelling into the void.

Pepper was lost in the sauce