My cat is a bread thief

Cackling... The church my grandparents were married in is now a mini golf themed bar called Holey Moley.

Oh, goody... as if the Goldy wasn't already enough of a tacky shithole. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

New Act of Grace just dropped

Another project done. I don't usually like to paint timber furniture, but the original lead paint was bloody well impervious to everything and life's too short to hand-scrape that much paint grade pine.

Welp

Overwhelmed? Stuck in a rut? Mix things up by yodelling into the void.

Pepper was lost in the sauce

*mutters uncharitable things about flaky Marketplace buyers*

Forcing myself to get stuff done to reboot my brain after a particularly bad depressive episode Still feel like shit, but not complete and utter dogshit

Word of the day courtesy of my lovely pharmacist: Painus (A colloquial term for customers who are a pain in the arse)

Therapist asked me if I have an inner dialogue, and if so, what does it sound like. Say no more:

"Stay" is on the radio rn so i figure this is a good time to repost this 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus

My god... The federal opposition's talent pool isn't even a wet patch nowadays, is it? #auspol

Family dinner tonight Relegated to the kids' table because I'm the size of a 12-year-old and one of the grandkids (6'2") was too tall to sit there 💀

Took a pink Frangipani cutting from my old place shortly before it was demolished. It's finally flowering after 3 years :)

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.

Flashback to the time we put our house up for sale and the real estate agent didn't check how the web preview looked when the link was posted to Facebook:

Just went to grab the mail from the letterbox, copped a handful of spiderwebs. @clairegregoryau.bsky.social - must be the day for arachnid-related postal issues

Danger Wank! It's 10:00AM

Roly poly timeline cleanser

When you need to get up but the emotional support demon demands cuddles

Anyone taking bets on which fringe-dwelling intellectual giant will be the next to join One Neuron? My money's on Lyle Shelton #auspol

Ew The shitty-ass Pentecostal school I worked for 20+ years ago is now advertising on mobile games #holyreligioistraumabatman

Has anyone seen my motivation lately? It's currently missing, presumed dead

This news report altered my brain chemistry

After months of saving up my play money budget, my Barbie Dream Boots just arrived. 15-year-old me is shrieking rn

Sometimes I think I'm a little bit entitled... And then an angry Boomer dude comes along and chucks a toddler tantrum because a business won't risk their licence and break the law for him

A mate sent me a listing for an 1880s Singer and tried to goad me into buying it I pulled a Uno reverse and now they're planning a multi-hour train journey to pick it up for themself instead 😈

Well Shit Down A Chimney It's 8:00PM

Fuck, it's hot.

Heh Eldest kiddo is completing a hospital pre-admission form and they have Satanism as an option for religion :D

Dear fellow white people: it's not up to you to determine a Blackfulla's Aboriginality. Kindly fuck all the way off and eat a bag of dicks while doing so. And once you're done, fuck off even further.

Not me sitting in the waiting room at the psychiatrist's office and trying not to cackle like a loon

Sewing project finished- no dick-punching required.

Nearly finished my current sewing project and am having trouble mustering the motivation to complete the final step (hemming). Somebody please threaten to punch me in the dick if I don't get it done in the next 12-24 hours.

After much elbow grease, swearing, trial and error (and a little bit of blood), Bess is ready for playtime. Just have to acquire some scrap leather to practise on.

Accidentally added watermelon protein water powder to my yoghurt instead of unflavoured whey protein. Given said yoghurt was home-made, I wasn't going to waste it... Final verdict: barely edible.🤢

Bed selfie because I'm fucking bored

First bad *bad* night since starting Prazosin for my parasomnia several months ago. Today will be spent horizontal and clinging on to the mattress for dear life.

Didn't realise how much my upper body strength had improved until we moved a wardrobe today. My god... I can *lift*.

My new tat: It's the Celtic knot motif from my 1939 Singer 201k. Because sewing machine 'tism.

Witnessed a crackhead brandishing a chainsaw at a cyclist while hanging out the front passenger window of a shitty old Hyundai Accent and it still doesn't crack the top 5 list of weirdest shit I've ever seen in my lifetime.

This clip should live by the Tom Holland Umbrella rule: you see it, you repost it.

Ice commits an act of domestic terrorism against ICE. It's funny 🤣

Pray for my first-born. They're interstate meeting their partner's family and have wandered into a previously undiscovered circle of hell.

One step closer to getting my 29k up and running again... The needle bar drive arm has been straightened and is back from the shop. My engineering guy is a legend who did it didn't charge me anything so I'm buying him a pack of beer as a thank-you gift instead.