a “Space Force”, if you will

First batch of parts have come up beautifully after a soak in Evaporust. I've unscrewed everything that I can and the seized screws are slathered in penetrating oil. #vintagesewing #singer29k

It's mating season for the channel-billed cuckoo, which means being kept awake by horny bird screams at an unreasonable hour. Yay for biodiversity

Singer update: it's now 24+ hours since I brought her home and my car still *reeks*. Who knew sewing machines could be so smelly?

What in the actual *fuck*

Shit In A Hot Water Bottle And Put It In The Microwave It's 8:00AM

Sounds plausible

Do I need to add another restoration project to my already lengthy queue? No. Do I have the space for a 1938 Singer 29k58 boot patcher that weighs almost as much as I do? Not really. Did I buy it anyway? Absobloodylutely. :D

Drove a huge, fuck-off Toyota HiAce van today and it was awesome A young dude in a Mitsubishi Lancer tried to beat me off the mark at a set of lights and I left him in the dust 😁

Sad to have to post this - Further pictures from Christine Wada’s panel are being circulated, despite my clear request they not be. I do not have permission sharing these, and spreading them not only damages my reputation but also any chance of future events and guests sharing exclusive material.

Husband's 95-year-old great-uncle posts photos of his walk to the shops every day and it is the most wholesome thing ever He's always chuffed to get his smoothie from the juice bar and tells us which flavour he ordered

My phone randomly rebooted and woke me up at 2am

Conito bonito of the day... day 292 Cooper's beautiful eyes tho

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction

(Not shaming anyone for being into said genre, just noting the irony of someone hating me for being into Star Trek and Doctor Who being into something she would have judged the hell out of even a couple of years ago)

Not me seeing one of my childhood bullies (who picked on me for being weird) going full monster-fucker Booktok enthusiast on her social media

It's a gorgeous evening.

Successfully installed our fancy new retractable garden hose with minimal bloodshed (I lost my balance while crouching, tipped over and sliced open a knuckle on my way down) #winning

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Stop using Halloween as an excuse to dress like a slut. You should be dressing like a slut every day.

Hi Hungry I'm Undad

Eldest kiddo is throwing a huge Halloween bash tomorrow night and has talked me up to all their friends, who are now under the mistaken impression that I am cool

Fucking Get A Watch You Cunting Fuck Wanks It's 6:00PM

24 hours ago, it was raining sideways and we were being pelted by hail. Now the air is thick with bushfire smoke and the sun is like blood.

Scored this sick button-down at my local dollar store

WHEEEEHEEEEHEEEE TROPICAL STORM SEASON IS UPON US

Spotted in Aldi. Don't even know how to use the bloody things 🤷

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

🕯 🎃 👻 🦇 🕸️ Con O'Neill ⁺₊✧ Halloween 🧛‍♂️ selfie 👻 💀 🧡 🔮 🐈‍⬛

Weekly Friday afternoon cuppa with the in-laws 🖤

Q: What do you call a large spider that's missing two legs and is running the gauntlet in a three-cat household? A: VERY PISSED OFF. (Click for a pic if you dare)

A well-known and much-loved elderly homeless gentleman who camped in his car in our neighbourhood passed away today. The kindness and empathy shown to him over the years by this little community I've called home since childhood warms my soul. Vale.

Husband switched on the overhead light while I was happily pottering about in our darkened kitchen doing my bee chores He was *not* prepared for the shrieking and hissing that followed.

OFMD cosplayers- has anyone found a reasonable match texture-wise to the fabric Izzy's shirt is made from? I'm itching to make one but my perfectionist streak wants it to be as screen-accurate as possible.

Vance spokesperson: “Gavin Newsom wants people to think this exercise is dangerous.” <shrapnel hits Vance’s motorcade> Vance spokesperson: No comment.

MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free

Johnny Lydon Living In Trump's Brain Having A Big Wet Fart Again It's 7:00PM

Happiness is a freshly serviced 201k.

Just scared the absolute piss out of our postie by already being at the front door when he dropped off a parcel Whoops?

Abandon A Porno At The Halfway Point Because There's Too Much Male Anus On Display It's 9:00PM

THE NUMBERS WERE THERE

I'm not short I'm bite-sized As in If you mock my height I Will Bite You.

I am now persona non grata in Pepper's eyes She demanded I pay the cheese tax and was most indignant upon receiving a morsel of string cheese instead of the customary Colby

A hale and hearty fuck you to my left shoulder for being a treacherous bastard 🖕

If you join a furniture restoration group and your first action is to make an introduction post extolling your love of chalk paint, you're gonna have a bad time.

EdStede meetcute

Look we all want to be Ed or Stede coded but in reality I'm bringing a sort of Officer Hornberry vibe to any gathering (on the periphery, sweaty and dehydrated, not entirely sure what's going on, terrible at posing for photos)