Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand

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Nov 13-19 is Trans Awareness Week. To all my trans buddies, you are vital, you are beautiful, and you deserve to live in peace. (yeah, it's really that simple)

It me!

trying not to doom post in a politics chat. also trying not to doom post here. but that feeling of having something to say that no one wants to hear and is completely unproductive in saying still feels bad.

why is the 90s sitcom full of dinosaur puppets still so topical?

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.

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reposting the Ratchet Effect until everyone admits the Dems have been collaborators from the start

>Check entire thread. Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.

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this is literally never not accurate

Imagine rolling up to the party in Jeep with Legs

LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH

Chat, are we cooked?

Most people dont respond to spam texts. Nina is not most people.

I asked a bunch of feral tboys in my house if they liked this design and received a fuck yeah

Famous Hollywood leaker Pillsbury

$400k is a LOT so I'm not getting my hopes up for funding Season Two. But that Beach episode seems very attainable within 30 days...

i submitted this one to the New Yorker, but in hindsight this one was way too Far-Side-coded, lol

What does the handicap beverage taste like?

I love this

I've made a huge mistake because I'm being irresponsible with money...

If you haven't deleted your twitter yet you really should.

Happy 20th to Guitar Hero. Thank you @freezepopband.bsky.social for signing this guitar controller.

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I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files. Change my mind.

I was unsure about the new Hazbin season after the first two episodes, but the latest two knocked it out of the park. Can't wait to see what happens next.

" Rockstar illegally fired union workers and now have to further delay Grand Theft Auto 6 project" Would be a factually correct headline

I recently changed my morning commute from playing TED talks daily podcasts to playing @dogparkdissidents.com music; Dick Cheney died, Mamdani got elected, and Nancy Pelosi announced retirement. Probably unrelated, but maybe if you listen to their music too and we'll get more good news in the world.

Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Puppy pride

My mother is currently googling "Mr. Hands" because the people on Good Mythical Morning told her not to.

Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”

it's snuggle time bro

From the Guardian. Cartoonist Ella Baron.

WE ARE AWARE

Had to share this from twitter just because