So we just go to work today?

I uh… use jokes and outrage to distance for post but uh…. Uhhhhhh UHHHHHHH HEY CAN WE STOP ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL?

Don’t forget the reason for the season.

SURPRISE! I’m doing idol things again! Come see the electric lime angel as part of Angel Hearts, giving a panel and mini performance at Sakuracon TODAY!!! at 1:15 PM, Summit panels 314-315! You’ll get to learn more about us and even get to try some para para!

Had a pretty sick dream Yu Yu Hakusho reboot where Yusuke does detective work and the cast it’s other jump characters. Tao PaiPai hired to ‘assassinate’ a priceless painting. Bulma a social worker hires Yusuke and Kuwabara To protect it and get to the bottom of this

“ well Mr. President, there’s something I have to tell you… My name is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC”

List of people who have personally killed more than Erin Yegar Vegeta Buu Freiza MAYBE the Zabi family but it wasnt by hand... the Ideon crew Unicron Galactus and I think... that might be all I can think of

Every year for April fools I want to do a fake behind the Basterds episode about Erin Yeager

This is exactly what happens im not joking

good grief…. #tfa #starscream

In other news, did you know that Kristi “ I murdered a dog“ Nomes husband of 33 years got caught as a DL Sissy bimbo on Grindr? This is not an April fools joke. The only April fool here is me having the full understanding. This is the least stupid thing from the entire administration

OK, well shout out to Joe Biden for holding my account down for a couple hours thank you very much Mr. former president hopefully, he doesn’t find out that I paid him in expired coupons and paper with my face on it that says SYDBUCKS

Well America, it’s been fun. I’ve got to make like a bird in 2001 and get vaporized by Randy Johnson. Good night and good zzzzzzzzzzzz Apple sause…..

We gotta get these clowns out of the White House

I love my son Hunter very much

53 years? No, we just sent some guys to the moon like two years ago! I know cause me and Cornpop we’re about to have a roudy ol fisticuffs man. And let me tell ya Cornpop was one bad dude. You didn’t wanna mess with him

Giving ol Dark Brandon a 5 min break to say support my friend

How many genders are there? at least 150, or more. Don’t fuck with me

I love Japanimation. Astroman, Jonny Soko and his Flying Robot, Meitantei Columbo … Them there funnies are the bees knees… not your grandpas cartoons jack!

Now listen here Jack, we’re gonna defeat America er we’re gonna uhh…. we’re gonna defeat that Erin Yigger and bring him to justice To do so I have politicians from across the isle. democrats and republicans Nanci Pelosi Phantom Hitler Gannondorf Ronald McDonald Shadow Scott Pilgrim and more

in past years I’ve tried to lend my account to Tech Bros, AI companies, Crypto Scammers and such But Its time to get mature… very very mature and bring in some rational nuance. so to help me run things while I’m at work welcome in the worlds oldest and least employed guy Joseph D. Biden!

Apr.1

Happy TDoV, have a pic of Girlmode Ranma hatching from an egg that predates the literal Trans flag

It’s TDOV & you can support a trans weirdo AND get sick stickers monthly in just a couple clicks by subbing to my patreon! Today’s the last day for these cursed Behelits before they go back in the vault!! #art #sticker #berserk patreon.com/sporkbot

help, i cant stop ditto-fying the homies

I think we need to call this subgenra of Shonen series Phantom Fighters

you ever think about how probably the single biggest impact iDOLM@STER ever made to the English language internet is this fanart of Nono Morikubo hiding from a Terminator that became a meme for a while (presented in the level of jpeg it has achieved from being saved and reposted constantly)

Oh fuck….

THE ROBOTS HAVE RELIGION

big day for sickos! (The sickos are @bwprowl.bsky.social and @hyakushiki0087.bsky.social )

I can’t fucking believe I got Hatsune Miku on the local news

✨️ PARLEY ✨️ another installment of the crossover at least 4 people definitely asked for!!! #TAZbin #hazbinhotel #tazbalance

I hate to say it but... I think BN Dr Wily was the worlds most correct guy

A FULL ASS RACK POST TAX FOR A PS5 PRO? NIGGA...

YOOOOOOOO

I think if your a republican you just need to take your weird kink of paying infinity dollars for shit and just get into findom.

Army last year: No Fats, No Blacks, No Asians Army Now: if you got a pulse, we need you to do your part. If you ain’t got a pulse, if you broke report for duty if you got money, hello Mr. Trump looking handsome and big dickly today!

The only correct response.

Wait, wait, wait... are you telling me that Mahjong Pros, that company that's starting to release mahjong manga in English, is selling a literal Washizu Mahjong set (with the serial numbers filed off, of course)?! Oh, these guys 100% know who their audience is.

Lmao

All I want is for the US government to start picking a fight with Nintendo and then fucking immediately losing I really need Donald Trump to get up there and start calling Nintendo woke

I am very happy with this image! I had a very good Carriercon! (meet up was kind of embarrassing, but that’s OK because I got to give a lot of cool peeps cool merch)

OK, here’s a real question that definitely won’t be getting me put in jail in 3 months for Wrongthink tm Uhh… hey why do we listen to the Supreme Court, a court specifically made to uphold the constitution if they uphold the constitution about as well as anteaters uphold ants?

This CR leak is the first time I’ve seen a really credible sincere “Hey I’m not saying it didnt happen… I’m saying hold up real quick…”

New Diagnosis: Filler: One Piece's G-8 Arc With the One Piece anime set to return for the Elbaph Arc in April, I figure it's the perfect time for me to take a look at the longest filler arc the series has ever had, which also happens to be the most beloved filler arc. Is it really that good? Yes.

So here I was no job peak Covid playing animal crossing at four in the morning I go from cool DJ guy to punk princess to unknown gender nature spirit and say “damn, I wish my gender was unspecified in real life….HEY WAIT!”

Read this if you need a laugh.

Ryuuki Denshou - Dragoon // KSS // PC-98

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How I feel when other counties do a thing that’s bad for American prices but 500% morally justified and I’m cheering them on