My balls smell amazing rn 😵‍💫

Me

Two families moved out of our complex today. Something tells me theres more to the 'isolated' issues at my apartment

"Landlords are people, not leeches" Meanwhile we have been without hot water at our apartment since Wednesday night. Hubby and I had to call off work since we can't shower. Leasing agency "thanks us for our patience" and will get it fixed Monday.

After seeing some recent discourse about fat, and being someone who cares immensely about public health, mental health, and pissing off shitty individuals I encourage you all to interact with this post and the replies below. Share with your friends so we can all learn together.

Week 1 results: Diet commitment: high. Accidentally ate a few bad things here (mostly when eating out) but overall was able to identify and eliminate food triggers. Psych: mental health improvement, especially cutting caffeine back, jas drastically improved my memory, mood stability and energy.

Day 3 Low Fodmap: for breakfast I had dairy-free yogurt with bananas, strawberries, blueberries and dark chocolate granola :3

Bussin

Day 2 Fodmap Diet: I didn't have time to make my breakfast. I grabbed 2 hard-boiled eggs, some almonds and gouda cheese on my way to class. Today I finished prepping my lunches: Turkey on sourdough with Swiss, mustard and lettuce. Side of corn tortilla chips and red pepper hummus + trail mix.

So, I want to avoid including any identifying details in public, but I am involved in some interpersonal conflicts that have bled out into the local fandom of Denver. This will be a multi-comment explanation of my position on some things:

Day 1 result: rice and chicken with bok choy, carrots, broccoli and red peppers. Meal prepped this for the week

Day 1 of a low fodmap diet and cutting caffeine. Wish me luck my friends :3

My life would virtually be fixed with $40k rn and that annoys tf out of me. How only half a year's salary is crippling me is so fucking awful

Remember when you got mad that Pluto wasn't a planet. Well, humans (and whales) are technically fish, which also means the whale shark is not the largest fish.

Does this count as wearing green? Happy St. Patrick's Day, Tiocfaidh ár lá!

Finally Made myself a Price Sheet Image with Examples~ UwU

3am can't sleep thoughts: CV pred but they're a catcher trying to throw off the batter in baseball: "Heyyyyy churn batter batter!"

Anyone getting stuck on the "start from scratch or use a template" screen for paths in voresky? I click an option, but there's bo way to advance past it.

Mentally I am here

No fucking idea how this voresky thing works but im slowly making a character

Oops anal vore posted #analvore

Posting the goober for absolutely zero reason

I hate telegram. Just banned my husband for an unknown reason, appeal was automatically denied, and they refuse to elaborate in any way

// vore Imagine being dumb enough to make jokes about your bovine waitress when the average cow is 1400lbs. I mean... what could go wrong? (I can't believe I never posted this one here. One of my fav vore pics that I've drawn.)

As a shark, it'd be so humiliating to get devoured by an herbivore. It must be awful how long it would take to digest in there, all while they taunt me on my imminent demise. I'd struggle against their churning gut for hours before finally losing the fight, being reduced to nothing but assfat. 😵‍💫

One like and I will jack off to fatal vore

I have a stalker now, so I guess this is my little PSA that if someone named Vista or Koods tries to get you to contact me in their behalf, don't. I have him blocked on so many platforms its not even funny, and he keeps trying to contact me.

The nurse in me wishes to go and help those in need. The veteran in me.wishes to start checking to see if these goons remembered to put their back plates in.

Vore

I had to expunge my thoughts on Bluesky's current, uh, choppy waters into a proper blog post (which jay can't take down for being too mean or saying 'lol' in a threatening way) azhdarchid.com/delusions-of...

There has been a rush among centrists like Gavin Newsom and Ezra Klein to brush over the hateful life of Charlie Kirk and valorize the man. Let me be clear, killing Charlie Kirk was wrong and abhorrent. We must condemn murder without sanitizing a man who built his empire on hate. My latest piece.

It gets even crazier

Y'all are welcome

What flavor is your fursona? Surge!!!!

Last minute denfur plans woooo time to figure out how when and where to sleep

I made some mini pins 🐟🦈✨️ #art #fish #sharks #orca #seabunny

Who tf put this on wplace?

Also happy vore day pls eat me

Am I missing something? Suddenly TONS of new furries in my area and there's no con for another 3 weeks?

Happy mawgust!!!

#CommsOpen for August! I've already got a couple slots filled. Prices/ToS: elliotthegoat.carrd.co Form: forms.gle/b5qamAog7uorTScFA Reposts are greatly appreciated!

I am giving away a free custom avatar! Rules: 👍🔄 Like and retweet ✅ Follow me 🎨 Comment with ref sheet Giveaway and auction ends on December 1st! ⚠️Don’t leave it on chance, I don’t take commissions often! I’m offering 2 auction slots ⚠️ ⬇️⬇️⬇️ furaffinity.net/view/58982035

I like that people enjoy this one. Feels nice sometimes to drop the pretense and let out my genuine wish that everyone achieve some sort of security and ability to appreciate and find joy in their idiosyncracies.

Honestly if your choom goes more than half-borg with the chrome, that ain't your choom anymore, he's a fucking clanker

There needs to be a permanent dialogue mod for churn vector. There is said it.

YAYYYY PHOTOGRAPPAHYYYY YAYYYYY

Shark on da mountain :3

The aquarium has started an ambitious spawning program for it's salmon exhibit. Perhaps a little too ambitious as the introduction of new fauna into the tank is causing all sorts of territorial disputes. Luckily, nature finds a way to work things out. Future fish enrichment programs are needed~

Controversial gaming take, but narrative-driven WWII FPS games need to come back