if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

I had a delightful time in gta online tonight so clearly hell has frozen over

hell yeah

holy SHIT that cut to Tim Duncan just blew my mind

The Venn diagram of people who complain about external email flags on being "annoying" and people who will immediately and without question send their phone, credit card, and social security number to an email with their bosses name on it coming from "[email protected]" is a circle

They pioneered this on people you don't care about so that it was perfect it when it got to you

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glow butt boy 🫵 his ass glows 🫵

these commentators are kinda shit

there is genuinely no value to the pro/anti delivery food debate imo. anyways here's my take

what if you took your worst player aside and were like listen. here's your chance. I need you to go out there and commit the most egregious flagrant foul of all time. you're gonna get fined. I'll pay it

the populace are FURIOUS about your comments about Bandit the dog, my liege. The rabble are rioting in the streets causing chaos demanding you retract your statement and affirm that Bandit the dog from Bluey can, quote, "kinda get it" and has, quote, "kind eyes". please consider their terms my liege

showing up to the doom modding community like

someone was explaining Chinese labor law on reddit the other day w/ this and I had to screenshot it because it just seems so totally unreal

basically the whole thing is the result of a conspiracy involving less than 10 bilious transphobes, most of them at The Atlantic or the NYT bsky.app/profile/kiss...

Rethinking my approach to online a bit in light of this

in terms of songs I can play for my daughter while taking her to daycare? banger

the kid learned what a frilled neck lizard is. pulled her dress skirt up around her head like a frill. sprinted around the house. parenting rules

people so upset about being short nowadays as if that doesnt give you gravity buffs and access to secret tunnels the rest of us dont have

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With your use of an ad blocker, the thread of prophecy is severed

we all laughed and thought it was so cute that air bud got to play basketball with humans, now there’s a pterodactyl out there and there’s nothing anyone can do about it

Wemby from half a mile away, you gotta be kidding

very funny to put a Knicks-Cavs billboard up during The Game Of The Year. you're having the best meal of your life and the waiter walks over to your table and slips you a flyer for the Subway meatball parm footlong

someone is out there right now making yaoi hands manga edits with wemby and chet

I blame popovich for making me like him so much that I extend that fondness to the whole spurs team even tho he doesn't coach them anymore....I can't harness the true and visceral hatred needed to sway the collective consciousness towards a win over them........

now that it's over I can put my homerism aside and admit this fuckin ruled

if the thunder loses its because i ran out of beer. sorry. won't happen again

Hear me out, Spurs-Thunder best of 15, tell the Knicks and Cavs to enjoy Cancun

20 years ago Alex Caruso would have released one of the worst rap singles of all time

caruso

this but the spurs

oh is this when the refs try to balance out the foul playing field? 1st game of the wcf? I die

I'll find this columnist and dunk their head in a toilet

broke the 7pt lead barrier WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

put the FUCKING ball in Caruso's hands I'm gonna kms

the comments on this post are so ignorant it actually makes me angry y'all do realize there are left of center folks in oklahoma, right? and that people can't just move states? listen, i hate the government of oklahoma but the people of oklahoma don't deserve your bullshit of "you should suffer"

spurs....wemby.....a pox upon ye....may blight fall upon ur fields....

remember when there would be a guy on a nintendo forum who joined in Feb 2001 with 54k posts and a Dark Link sig and he would be mean to you for being new and you would desperately hope to one day be as cool as him but deep down you knew that you would always be marked with that Apr 2007 join date

american century of humiliation is real

lmao brutal

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Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke