#deadlock 🎨

On offer from bastardtv today: MTV2 Programming Block from October 2000 VHS rip

hot shit youtu.be/HRr7Wrl91_0

The moment you see a platform's download option change from ⬇️Download to 🔖Save it's fucking over

Fuck with me

If I were a current event YouTuber I'd just spend the rest of the year putting different and more implausible people next to Epstein in my thumbnails. I think it'd get me to August at least

WITCH (25.7.22)

Throwing ass in the kitchen #ialwaysmusic

Good luck I'm behind one rock

about to go 0-10 in lane because i was too busy grooving

me: look it's not that surrender and exit planet dust *aren't* great albums i'm just saying that nothing has ever quite hit me like star guitar sloshed grey alien that was unlucky enough to crash land in southern illinois: need second "fourloko" me: no can do man you'll shit yourself

This is the shit you hear when you warp in LSD: Dream Emulator

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We were out enjoying the full moon. These things appeared, from over the hills. I was the first to see them

Spotify has messaging because one of their lead programmers got divorced and needed an avenue to harass his ex-wife <- lie I just made up that's probably true anyway

(Guy who thinks New York City was invented for the PS2 game Def Jam: Fight For NY voice) for real? And you guys have to go all the way out to Staten Island every time you have to go buy something? #scanlinesunday

"The fuck am I gonna do, not get gas?" is sort of a Daoist mantra if you think about it

Winter in the Midwest will have you doing a lockpicking mini game every time you go to take a piss

PaRappa's Snackrun (Repost)

HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down? JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable. ME: Huh? EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ? ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down. EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain

I literally feel like Meatwad

I love how embarrassing buying male-branded fragrance is

art challenge : design a character based on video game hardware! find out how to join in over on discord.gg/getmadz !

2025 was cool in the sense that we witnessed a lot of things turning ten or twenty years old whereas 2026 feels so much less auspicious because I'm consistently hit with the reminder that it's been ten years since the thermostat was just ripped off the wall and that there's no putting it back on

Relegating All Of Internet Traffic To About Six Specific Sites Will Cause Complete Information Collapse And Silo Human Experience Into Generic Hoppers That Only Benefit Advertisers and Venture Capitalist Freaks vs. No It Won't

Google image search is actually still really good if you want to put in a specific search query and get nothing but TikTok thumbnails back

Game: Imagine!: Doing Awesome In Spanish Console: Nintendo DS Created by: AlEx-NiNt3Nd0 Uploaded on: February 19th, 2009

*to the tune of "This Is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan* this is fucking stupid

Yugo Wins 'Bloody Roar II' PlayStation

The thing about a shitty seggencheese from the gas station is that it's really fucking good. And it is killing you

free million dollar idea for any aspiring web devs out there: scrandle but with r/kitchencels posts

user interface

Ape Escape 3, Ape Escape P & Ape Academy / Print ad / SCEE / 2006

if you'll excuse me i have an appointment with Dr. Pepper and his smokeshow secretary Zero Sugar

ALTERED BEAST TEAM SHINOBI 1989 SEGA GENESIS

You do have to feel kinda bad for the Democrats because man how do you navigate the next fucking three years asking people with no money for $15 every week while also tacitly saying "we're not going to dismantle ICE because when *we* get in power we'd like to have a secret police too"

"NEXTDOOR" https://bonequest.com/9809

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

spent the day learning how to pose ragdolls in gmod