muk's fully erect penis on my timeline

(stadium chant) WI-RE MO-THER 👏👏 👏👏👏

i'm glad everyone loves lil dog

The Kongregate page for Don't Shit Your Pants has maybe the funniest game news update of all time

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REACTION SPEED - The houses, the streets, the motorways singing. Hold on. This is a fight we can *win*.

You know it is crazy that we're effectively getting a Dubya "Fool me once" moment at least once every week under a president that is decidedly *not* Dubya and we all just have to keep truckin

Sack of 5 Burgers probably my favorite tarot

Doing research

I also figured out how to draw on VMU on Sega Dreamcast. Imagine the possibilities... #dreamcast #segadreamcast #gamedev

mummy waiter at a trendy restaurant: so we do things a little different here, they actually come in small jars,

[Vintage VHS] Let's Go See The Big Work Trucks : 389s

Men of a certain age will be like damn Frankie Foster was hot as hellllllll

PAIN THRESHOLD - Dance till you drop. Dance till you die, if you must.

If THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU I'll PATIENTLY LISTEN TO YOUR REASONING because I DON'T ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND WHY IT WOULD but I'M ALWAYS WILLING TO LEARN

A mental IV of Radio Free Tote Bag is propping me up and preserving me through this fairly dogshit week

Here are some other pieces I've done with this technique over the last few years

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Lost another one to Blue Heat Takis

WAVE RACE: BLUE STORM NINTENDO SOFTWARE TECH 2001 GAMECUBE

Adolf Hitler

Overheard several coworkers in the last week talk about how much DBD they're playing

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Got a little high set the ac and slipped into fresh sheets. Literally went ohhhhohoho yeahhhhhhh

New Jeremy route looks great.

Gettin to that point of year where the Samurai Champloo rewatch shifts from hypothetical to mandatory

92 degrees pulling hot ass laundry out of the dryer

I fucked Down Alternative Comforter

Every so often, you might hear a gunshot pierce the air somewhere in Jamrock. But in Martinaise? No gunshots, no sirens. The people are languishing in boredom and complacency. This place is a sepulcher. We'll paint it red. We bring the raucous -- you bring the sirens.

its what everyone's saying

Been buying lube at the supermarket lately because I enjoy feeling like I'm getting away with something

Sorry I'm not clearing out my drafts I'm just attention starved

Guy who buys a transgressive novelty shirt that says "I identify as a problem" but then he actually starts to question his gender identity

I love being routinely subjected to the writing of too-online journalists because you'll read six paragraphs of breathless postulation on some shit that you've never heard of and then you realize oh. This person is just from New York. And you close the tab

Just got the coolest two factor code. I obviously can't tell you what it was so you'll have to believe me

Disney/SEGA Entertainment and Pixar's Knick Knack (1989) (Original Universal titles and Uncensored version) (Fanmade) : 131s

Dude fuuuuck noooo don't shoot Petscop from Petscop

Your auto theft wasn't even that fucking grand dude, this sucks take me back home

That Girl Like Me video has been blowing my shit wide open for like a month now man. C'est magnifique

How it's felt lately

It is imperative that you have a handful of completely irredeemable, dogshit songs that you run the risk of going hoarse singing along to in your car

Suburban Facebook Marketplace price gouging has me screaming, crying, etc.

Gossamer nights

Arcade Random Posting

32 ounces of God's own Diet Dr. Pepper