God, the men and women you put on this planet to no-life Medic in MVM are level 500 Mercys

Some Really Annoying Shit Involving Many Cubes

Midwest sober is when you drink every day until you can’t see straight but you don’t swear

Mannheim Steam Roll Her and afterwards we need some Fresh Aire

Being totally serious when I say these are like 60% of the reason I was/am fat. I was swallowing these things whole before school in like 8th grade pretending we weren't sitting in an economic crater

hq version of the logo i made (+ print effect)

I tire of this earth. Of these people making typos on their cat's behalf,

Took a chance on a 22 minute video essay about the scale of Black Mesa and gave up at the three minute mark when the guy pronounced "Black Butte" as "Black Butt"

How it feels to eat Junior Mints

Yuuuuuuuuuuup

lunch time

medievil, render, press kit material (1998) www.mobygames.com/game/4680/me...

Indulging in what I've been referring to as millennial amab age regression as I wind down for bed with a joint and G4 reuploads casted to my old CRT

Fuckin Charlie Brown encounter reward

Treetop Lesbian Ska Toilet

i love when people use search engines in movies but i love when people use search engines in hallmark movies most of all

accidentally created a shoebill manzai duo

I really don't know if there's any worse outcome for GameStop in the modern day than "cloying, quirky self-awareness." At this point you're basically doing the Stanford Prison Experiment of minimum wage jobs

we managed to hit nearly 20% yesterday!!! please keep spreading this and help me save my dog!!!

The Emo Girl episode of What Makes This Song Stink may be one of the greatest things ever made. It really does have a little bit of everything

Soulful geezer Friday (Tuesday)

happy (late) halloween!

I fuck with this guy

How ADHD people see the world:

a fat as fuck raichu sitting on the couch next to ash ketchums mostly catatonic grandmother blowing cherry flavored weed vape juice in her face while watching american ninja warrior at 4am

bisy feller

He's fucking Sidon she's fucking Ganon. They're both bisexual and queening out together. Leave 'em alone

How a manic swing and Stupid (Can't run from the urge) found me with an hour left on my shift

Marty Hardblush, 36, has been implicated in a domestic terror attack which killed 6 and injured more on Thursday. A discarded pair of knee high socks found near the scene led to the arrest.

All things considered the DST switchover has been kind to me this year but watching my blue light filter kick on at 4:59 just now made me feel. Something

Imagine a guy seeing a leftist online celebrating Cheney's death before going "that's it. I'm taking matters into my own hands." and voting for Cuomo

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

9. the power of jack off

everything else aside i always fucked with this guy's moves