Charles II: Did you finish that statue of the Archangel Michael defeating the devil? Luisa Roldán: Si y yo hice la Diablo real fucking sexy, just like you asked

so we’re just blanket designating the whole population as terrorists aside from like twelve pearl-clutching liberals then

Haha I'm being Raptured! This is wonderful, ha ha goodbye losers [It is revealed that the events of the film Nope are happening to me] fuck shit

Art motivation 💪

A fun fact about McCarthyism is that just two and a half years after he was condemned and censured, Sen. Joseph McCarthy drank himself to death at 48. Fevers break. Petty tyrants fall. Censorship and persecution drive good people to stand together and fight back.

once again 1. fuck shortform vertical scroll content and the plague it's brought on all our houses, and 2. xiaohongshu supremacy so long as the medium must exist

i've made it my mission to actually put cool tremere in my chronicle. difficulty: more possible than you think!

timeline cleanse on this friday. mud wizard taunting stuck cops during a climate protest in germany

He's turning into Ursula Le Guin

Fuzzy I can’t do that. Fuzzy no. Fuzzy, I…yes Fuzzy. I am sorry to have doubted you Fuzzy. You have clarity.

what would it mean to do something "important?" what would it mean to be "successful?" is it possible that your ideals are eternally out of reach? can you decide right now to grant yourself the love you're withholding until you are rich or famous enough? no, seriously, i'm asking

Honestly raising the prices on an already-unpopular suite of consoles while under a BDS boycott takes this from "easiest boycott ever" to "actually I didn't consent to be part of your humiliation kink"

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

All of this shit sucks ass but it's insult to injury that not one of these people are attractive. We're under the boot of a bunch of hatchet face dweebs. I saw a video of Trump in the UK and that bronzer made him look like a rack of ribs.

is disney+ leftist? is todd howard a queer ally? is xbox game pass™ my friend?

model/actriz show next week, what a time to be alive and also six kinds of pervert

they should invent a kind of news that is good

between my chronicle and bloodlines 2 on the horizon looking better every day truly all that’s keeping me going are my stupid little vampires

mass manipulate, manslaughter, malkwife

Gorillaz say FREE PALESTINE

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

an entire generation and everyone coming up after them have essentially been making pirate tv stations for each other on repurposed video game streaming websites for like about a decade now. if we had the money that demonic old baby boomers have poured into nasty jesus creeps you would be astonished

Every day feels like this now

This is why we need to invent cigarettes that are good for you

at least once a week i go hang out on my favorite bar patio and soak up the secondhand smoke for fun and torture

‘Exquisite Pain’ - Damien Hirst’s take on the flayed figure of St Bartholomew, brandishing a scalpel in homage to those people whose skin had been removed for anatomical study in neighbouring St Bart’s hospital. In the gloriously beautiful Romanesque church of St Bartholomew the Great

SHE IS RISEN

post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score it’s my soft spot for 2000s torture 🌽 talking. i love a film where the color grading is both perfect and dogshit and people are punished the appropriate amount for using slurs

relevant life lesson from comics on this one

hayao miyazaki refusing to go to the american premiere of howl until he found out bacall was gonna be there at which point he adjusted his tie & vanished in a cloud of dust headed for manhattan is possibly the most relatable thing dude has ever done

Touys

another surgery done today and hopefully the last for a looong time. finding myself again one piece at a time!

idk if you've seen this south korean editorial that ran a few days ago. google translate version scorched my eyebrows www.hani.co.kr/arti/opinion...

this storytelling shit easy #vtm

these make me so happy every time i see them and i have GOT to start doing this with learning mandarin

ADAM CURTIS: fuck, shit. superhypernormalization? no thats no good

Classic Hong Kong movies are cooler than whatever shit you like