This has happened so many times that it barely elicits any response from me now.

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

my only takeaway after my 3 day #alien marathon

#ResidentEvil #VictorGideon #Zeno #Zedeon

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

this is where i’m posting and monitoring the situation from

solving adhd by realizing everything is interesting and everything is challenging because im an idiot

dress for the job you want

it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself

I’m not being facetious I think a huge part of gen AI and robotics is about trying to separate art from marginalized groups And to lower folks ability to use interospection to set boundaries

She had lost hope... ART(c)by WHB (FA) ✦ #vtm ✦ #gangrel ✦ #wod ✦ #art ✦ #brart ✦ #WoDart ✦ #WorldOfDarkness ✦ #vampirethemasquerade ✦ #illustration ✦ #vampire ✦ #wodoc ✦ #vtmoc ✦ #oc

good morning after the purity ring’s show i thought about fabien laguna to this song and threw up all over myself

great night to be a 2012 tumblr veteran because purity ring’s still got it

you guys are gonna make me care about sports again

this but the spurs

I can still fix it.

multiple victor gideon x reader fics in my notes app that look like this i fear

The woke college students did not appreciate my commencement address “you will all serve me as I collect your precious fluids” guess another institution of higher learning failed to prepare them for the reality of having a job!

carrying this bag around work so people* know what’s up *who read japanese

Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke

When a trans person so much as jaywalks there's a month of calls for all of us to die screaming and I need people to bring that energy to holding every transphobic monster that helped make this murder happen accountable for it. Juniper's death is the intended outcome of transphobic propaganda.

“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)

Guess who tried to actually play ts4 the way it’s supposed to be played and, as always, ended up just staring at this stinker from every angle while he does nothing but compulsively hiss and play the pipe organ.

Friday at last…

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

comm 🦇

A terrifying but also heartening story. "The experience, she said, revealed a level of community solidarity she had never anticipated. 'One of my biggest takeaways from all this is the ways in which the community really showed up for me,' [Mel Curth] said."

ok well this made something click in my head for some reason

man who famously taught himself every level of game development and design to bring about his vision believes in human creativity and potential, i can’t imagine whyyyyyy

Now Go! Jerk Your Worthless Penis

went into a laughter induced coughing fit earlier trying to make my buddy harry du bois. he's so uglycute i want to put him in a kiln

dr. house confirmed awakened mage

and they'll say trans women arent uniquely marginalized.

This is for *your* kids, you understand. The tech elites send *their* kids to private, screen-free Montessori schools. They know exactly what they're doing.

@relion.bsky.social us and manny sharing leon’s lewds

the energy I want to bring to life

Twenty people

Mornings: I suck. I hate everyone and myself. We need to dig a country-sized grave and throw all of ourselves into it. Afternoons: Everyone is a beautiful angel made of peppermint

also

253. i made you a sandwich

Here's that one AMV

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch

Ruby Bridges is in her 70s and has a goddamned Instagram account. They're bringing segregation back within the span of one lifetime.

Cheeseburger in Paradise, while not outwardly evangelical, operates on the assumption that the kosher laws, and by implication the entire Old Testament, are nullified by personal contact with God. This is the essence of secular Christianity.