“We’ve only had 114 years to do something, let our kids sort it out!”

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And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

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Such good news. Human beings are capable of magical and wonderful things. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This was in Los Angeles. I want to know who this woman is so we can make her life and FIFA's life miserable. Sorry, if we're going to host a World Cup, then the fans of Countries we may not like, get to come and hoist their flags. What she is doing is immoral and may be actionable.

"WITNESS HISTORY IN DALLAS" is certainly a *choice* for an advertising slogan, FIFA.

Every Scottish story out of Boston is so charming. "Scottish man plays bagpipes with bucket drummers." "Scottish fans sing full version of Proclaimers hit at Fenway." "Scottish fans enjoy notorious cop slide." "Bars run out of beer due to Scottish visitors." A shame this can't go on all year

I’ve heard that to save the NHS money, instead of using drugs to put patients into medically induced comas, they are making them listen to Lee Dixon.

"Football's coming home, it's....."

Iran players were forced to leave the US for Mexico.straight after their game, even though all of their games are played on US soil. The way FIFA have allowed their members to be treated shows them up for the spineless, corrupt, incompetent pathetic article that they are.🤬

I always find it funny when people say "this era will be judged harshly in history books". Like, if we've learned anything from recent world events, it's that nobody reads history books.

There you have it the headlines for tomorrow.

You go to that fancy Italian restaurant — and who’s in the kitchen? Latinos. You go to that fancy French restaurant — who’s in the kitchen? Latinos. Latinos grow it, pick it, clean it, cook it, serve it, and do the dishes. We are the backbone. Don’t fuck with us, we’re busy.

After Japan battled the Netherlands to a 2-2 draw, the Japanese fans stayed behind and cleaned up every single piece of trash from their section at Dallas Stadium after the game. You LOVE to see it 🇯🇵 #WorldCup #Football #Soccer #RG3 #Love #sports #RGIII #RobertGriffinIII #Japan #Discipline

They removed CD/DVD drives from PCs. -Made physical media harder to buy and use. -Removed expandable storage from phones. -Pushed us into streaming subscriptions. -Made always-online normal. -Made unlimited internet necessary. -Slowly raised the price of everything. Ownership quietly became renting.

This is the World Cup content I'm here for.

I knew virtually nothing about Scotland or the Scots before them invading Boston for the World Cup … I am obsessed with them. They’re insane? And so fun. And SO nice and talkative and thankful for the hospitality. And super duper drunk always.

Nothing says “dying civilization” like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor’s amusement.

Spurs manager Terry Venables completes the signing of Gary Lineker from Barcelona, July 1989.

It's pretty disgraceful that there has been absolutely no mention of this from the Prime Minister. It's increasingly clear that some attacks, correctly, warrant disgust, emergency measures and days of media coverage. Others seem to be met with silence.

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Mexican fans spot a South Korean fan and immediately adopt him

PITCH: a car repair place that also has a library for you to use while they're fixing your car, called Bon MOTs

Fifa president Gianni Infantino has said denied entry of Somali referee Omar Artan is "unfortunate" but added "sometimes it's good to chill & relax" I think all the tournament referees should follow that advice & take the next 6 weeks off on holiday. Lets see how he feels it about it then.

"I promise you that I will go to the next [World Cup] and I will leave a positive mark." Omar Artan, a Somali football referee, was barred from entering the U.S. for the World Cup and has returned to his home country. via BBC Sport : www.instagram.com/p/DZZv6XOMhqJ/

Do you think he has any clue what he posted? Yes, it’s real. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

When I was at school, Dad convinced my friend that when you flushed away a huge turd you had to phone Thames Water so they could 'deal with it' to stop the pipes blocking. He gave my friend the landline number of his mate who was in on it. The calls carried on for several years.

Totally gross, utterly racist, indefensible shite. USA apparently trying to pioneer reverse-sportswashing, using a major sporting event which the whole world is watching to show itself in the crappiest light possible.

it is darkly funny that his son got married and he was like "ohhhhh uhhhh something popped up, you know, the war, I gotta do work on the war that night, unfortunately I just can't go" and then 2 weeks later, same war still going on, he's shutting down midtown Manhattan to watch the Knicks

"Donald Trump is usually pure orange - but here he looks red, he looks angry.” "It just shows what a stupid, bad-tempered, cornered man looks like.” Watch the moment Donald Trump abruptly walks out of an interview after being challenged on his ‘rigged election’ claims.

Welcome to FIFA World Cup Iraq's World Cup striker, Aymen Hussein, was held and questioned for nearly seven ​hours at Chicago's O'Hare airport after arriving with the squad ‌early on Saturday, an Iraqi sporting official said.

Hedy Lamarr, a famous Hollywood actress from the 1940s, was also a remarkable inventor. She co-invented a frequency-hopping system during World War II to prevent enemies from intercepting torpedoes. This invention laid the groundwork for today's Wi-Fi, GPS, and Bluetooth technologies. #HedyLamarr

When EMI pulled funding on LIFE OF BRIAN days before shooting, the Pythons turned to a fan. George Harrison put up around £3 million of his own money to make the film, simply because he wanted to see it. Eric Idle called it "the world's most expensive cinema ticket."

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

No wonder the entrenched bureaucracy hates him to much. He's showing America that things REALLY can get better when you work on behalf of everyone, not for the Epstein class.

📌 ICYMI — Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s Daughters Are Still Receiving Rent-Free Royal Accommodation — David Hencke Beatrice and Eugenie continue to be housed in Kensington…… https://bylinetimes.com/2026/06/05/andrew-mountbatten-windsors-daughters-are-still-receiving-rent-free-royal-accommodation

"I switched all the labels on my wife's Spice Rack." "I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin."

Reuters interviewed nine former Tesla data trainers. Some of the people who trained Full Self-Driving reportedly won't ride in a car that's using it.

When I used to write for The Guardian, every time I wrote the word “meow” the editors would change it to “miaow”. It used to really get on my wick. Don’t try to make my cats sound like your upper middle class London cats, you fuckers. My cats did not go to your posh cat schools. They say “meow”.

A pilot installation of 50 compact VAWT units on a 2-kilometre section of the A6 central reservation near Mannheim is generating electricity since 2023, the generation per unit is modest but the potential across Germany's 13,000 kilometres autobahn is significant and the costs are low #ActOnClimate

Takes a special kind of person to get triggered by images of Mo Farah, Jess Ennis, Jude Bellingham & George Michael amongst other national heroes. Absolute state of these thick ***ts

It’s weird that Helen of Troy being played by a black actress is a problem, but most of the rest of the Mediterranean, Greek and Turkish characters being played by incredibly fair and blond haired people of British, Irish and Scandinavian descent isn’t. And by weird, I mean entirely predictable.

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