Today's Daily Cartoon for @newyorker.com by Kevin Maher and me.

BREAKING: Just-released audio reveals what Senator Josh Hawley said as he ran in fear from the January 6th insurrectionists storming the Capitol

What a week.

Totally normal stuff. Completely standard for cabinet secretaries to give millions to those charged with overseeing them. Especially in relation to Epstein. Yup. Nothing to see here. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/22/u...

The Arlington National Cemetery Memorial apparently has deleted references and information on everyone interred there who wasn’t a white straight man from their database - attempting to sweep their existence under the rug. My thoughts on this obscenity cannot legally be shared on this platform.

I can identify two of the Nazis in this puff piece. Furthest left is Colton Buss, first identified by investigative journalist Amanda Moore for @thenation.com. To his right is Ryan Sanchez. Both sent me threats calling me the N word along with illustrations depicting me being lynched/shot/killed.

The bastard Republicans dined lavishly on their corruption until their bellies were full of greed. Their existence became an anti-existence for the society from which they came. Hypocrisy was their game. No quarter for empathy, their cruelty became insane. “Regression” was their true name.

This post on reddit tracks with everything that’s come out so far with the shooters / the shooting, and if true, suggests the FBI either ignored their tip, or thought two kids idolizing brenton tarrant, AWD, and every other form of online neo-nazi rot was less threatening than focusing on antifa.

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Pulitzer for the first photographer to get photo of Trump playing golf instead of being at coked out son's wedding.📸🏌️🤵👰

introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live The Cult REM U2 Cure The Fix The Pretenders Dire Straits The Honeydrippers (encore was Zeppelin covers) The Church Simple Minds (bonus) Cars Sonic Youth SWANS Chris & Cosey Spiritualized PsychicTV Dead can Dance Bauhaus Tangerine Dream

Well, we wanted Trump to stop harassing women, and it looks like he found a loophole

Genuinely appalling that Dick Durbin, the highest-ranking Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee, keeps (accurately) calling Trump's judicial nominees "MAGA loyalists," and has also personally voted to confirm NINE of them. What are we doing here, man.

Also just a crystalline example of how the AI industry completely normalizes execs telling outrageous lies and exaggerations to get what they want

Counterpoint: No I will not

Terrorists.

A new report shows that private equity firms now own almost 3 million apartment units in the U.S., which amounts to one in eight apartment units. Half of these units were bought since 2021.

If I were a musician and had my work on Spotify, I would pull all of it. Fuck this shit.

It’s weird how booing AI has completely broken some commencement speakers. They’ve gone from, “You can do anything if you put your mind to it” to “Shut up and eat shit, fuckers. Being here is supposed to make ME feel good, not you.”

Trump is simply a mobster & a thief and Todd Blanche is his accomplice anntelnaes.substack.com/p/trump-is-s...

KASPAROV: Only thing that will lead to collapse of Russian regime is Ukrainian victory. Ukraine must win, Russia must lose. We're not dealing with Putin's war, but with imperial virus. Unless average Russian citizen is convinced that empire is dead, we'll never see any changes.

Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.

Happy #WorldGothDay! Here are 3 Goth bangers 🧵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0AQ...

Happy #WorldGothDay! I made a playlist of 100 favorite tracks—2 per year from 1977 to 2026! (The real capital-G stuff starts around '81.) Some iconic tracks, to be sure, but a lot of them are very deep cuts known only to those who were there. All wonderful. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Trump will never have A-List celebrities pay homage to him the way celebs did to Colbert, only D-List loser nobodies like Rob Schneider, Kevin Sorbo, Laura Loomer, Kid Rock, etc. Its cultural importance would mean nothing. We have Paul McCartney, Springsteen. They have fucking Lee Greenwood.😅

New video premiering on YouTube in 15 minutes. Would be great to see you guys in the chat.

The fuck?! Trump giving green light to China.

People are *so* angry at Bambu Lab, the company that makes the best and easiest 3D printer I've used... after it DM'd a single person on Reddit. Thousands are daring the company to sue. What could Bambu *have possibly said* to prompt this? Let's break it down. www.theverge.com/tech/931532/...

Exorcise googles gemini nano from your computer. www.theverge.com/tech/924933/...

One in five manga artists and illustrators in Japan say AI has already cut into their income. Some have been undercut by cheap AI output; others have had original work rejected by flawed AI-detection tools. Here's how the industry is responding.

We now turn to you, Byron Allen. Be wise with us, good sir. You are now our conscience and our voice. One guest might hate LA freeway traffic, another will opine that TV commercials are annoying, but don’t hold back on exposing us to these hard truths. We are counting on you to heal our nation.

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I just looked at Don Jr’s wedding registry and the only entry is HUGE FUCKIN PILES OF COCAINE BRO

Seabed life triples after bottom trawling ban in Scotland protected area Nearly a decade since Scotland established the South Arran Marine Protected Area and banned bottom trawling across much of it, life on the seafloor has thrived, a new study has found news.mongabay.com/short-articl...

These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)

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I assume FAGA is Fascists Against Gay Agenda

Good substitute

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If you're buying KA$H branded merch and you get your shit rocked by the dark web all I have to say is lol lmao

Just tell maga loyalist that Antifa and undercover FBI agents are going to get the bulk of the 1.8 billion slush fund, they'll turn on Trump in an elite avocado toast NY minute.

Call Mark Zuckerberg before Congress and offer him a glass of water from the site, Erin Brockovich-style

CBS announced this will replace Byron Allen's Comics Unleashed, stating, "We've fond something worse than Comics Unleashed".

Not only did two neo nazi teens attempt to copycat the Christchurch mass shooting, the world's richest man falsely blamed trans people for it. Not a single outlet covered that he spread that disinformation.

I wrote about Colbert and what it’s like being a late night writer wondering if your profession will continue to exist

Just a hunch, but I bet the "Return to the Land" development is *full* of wagon-wheel sofas, pickle barrel end tables, and butter churn lamps.