I have actual trauma associated with this show because of an abusive parent, but my main takeaway every week when actually forced to watch was how irredeemably unfunny it was and aside from Clegg and maybe Glenda, how hateful every character was. If it wouldn’t be made now that can only be good.

This is the opposite of what Bullet with Butterfly Wings is about

*shovels mouthful after mouthful of turkey twizzlers, instant microwave meals and corn syrup laced with MSG into my face while making direct eye contact with Mr Pollan*

Guilty Plesiosaurs

My wife pointed out Leonardo Dicaprio is starting to look more and more like Benny Hill and I can’t unsee it now #oscars

Search your camera roll for ‘Hell’

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet

We're trapped in a meme vortex.

me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest

My writing team

It’s high time we hold him to account for inflicting Richard Osman on us. He can answer for this at the same time.

Spurs play today

I was told that I look like Rob Schneider by former Welsh international John Hartson at 5am in the morning while I sold him a bottle of water.

Following up this with the worst bout of full blown post-viral fatigue I’ve ever had. Standing for 10 minutes wrecks me and it feels like I’m moving through treacle

Raspberries Flavorless with the texture of gritty mush combining the worst elements of both strawberries and blackberries. Also very much the weakest part of the classic Black Cherry/Peach Melba/Strawberry/Raspberry yoghurt flavour combination. A source of disappointment.

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

Fixed it for you #TOTP

COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite MARIO: Thank-a you! C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning? M: What’s-a your point, Detective?

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

When you know you’re in for a strictly faithful adaptation of a classic story

My favourite Jane Austen film is Sense and Sensibility, which, if you’ll recall is about a failing cop called Tony Sense who is made to fight crimes with a talking slobbery dog called Sensibility, although, as Austen points out in her novels, he pronounces it Wenwerbiwidy.

Well 8 hours on a drip in the emergency room last Wednesday and a ruptured eardrum later, I can finally say I’m on the other side of a really nasty bout of flu. Still coughing and very little energy but this is the first day where death doesn’t feel a viable option.

Part one, paragraph one in my essay on why I believe cars should be allowed to throw up.

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

You are now forced to have the same job as the main character in the last book you read. What is your job?

the community theater’s production of ben-hur is gonna be 🔥

Comedy is all about timing. In this case, 3 decades.

NYPD Blue sticks the landing really well

This was the accompanying post:

Reposting this one last time:

McAlmont & Butthole Surfers

I absolutely LOVE this. It would be brilliant from an adult, but from a 16-year-old it's really spectacular.

Sigh. Guess I have to be anti-library now. Damn you Osman. Possibly anti-baby too

they’re called hooves, dummy🙄

'In the middle o' mah soliloquy!' Why wrestling is the greatest artform on earth, right there.

Going to see The Devil Wears Prada. I was one of only 2 guys in the theater. The trailer for Casino Royale ran and shirtless Daniel Craig emerged from the sea, the entire, packed room WHOOPED loudly. The other guy looked round, panicked. Our eyes met, and in that moment I bonded with a stranger.

I‘m not especially thorough in harvesting my fibre based crops and now I’m being accused of flax evasion

Counterpoint This ruins my favorite Spurs related game ‘what position will they shoehorn poor Archie into this week?’

Introducing Peter Kay

Slow dulcimer, gavotte and bow, in autumn, Basho and his friends go out to view the moon; In summer, gasoline rainbow in the gutter,

ME: if you see a bear you’re supposed to play dead WIFE: you saw it at a zoo 6 years ago

Introduce yourself with five animals you’ve seen in the wild Brown snake (Australia) Wild donkey/Burro (US) Turkey Vulture (US) Coyote (US) Mole (Wales)

Fleetwood Mac Caspian Blondie Paul Jones Jake Morley

Me reading your posts

11 days apart. Brutal.