Marbles is a big girl now y'all #cats #kittens #blackcat

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🎶Throat babieeEeEEEEs🎶

Need me a kiss and some *cuckoo clock noise* *anvil drop* *Tom & Jerry scream* *dolphin chirp* *foghorn*

Working on these gems to slot into my cool sword

Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?

Before anyone gets too carried away here.

A #WhiteHouse correspondent asked Karoline Leavitt: "What was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?" The silence was deafening

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

What will Mike Johnson's new excuse be for not swearing in Grijalva?

The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.

This is a bad deal, and the old way of doing things is clearly not working. We need new leaders in the Senate.

The Landlords are complaining on social media about the Renters Rights Act a little too loudly and fearlessly for my liking.

Yes

Sometimes, people aren't weird, they just refused to accept the conditioning.

BOSTON (AP) — Judges order the federal government to use contingency funds for SNAP food aid payments during the shutdown.

the tone deafness is beyond parody

OK, regardless of source, credit where due: That's a great headline.

I visited Grand Street Senior Housing on the Lower East Side today and tried a little Bomba y Plena…

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

Sorry for being fashionably late. At least getting on your knees will always be in season ✝️ #art #oc #jezebel

It's scary how cute Park Slope was tonight. Happy Halloween, NYC.

debt strike when? i'm tired of this shit, all my money needs to go for rent + food only now

MADISON, Wis. (AP) - Wisconsin Planned Parenthood resumes offering abortions after a nearly monthlong pause.

welcome to America, where the idea that kids should have food gets you labeled some kind of communist

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

Who the fuck has been getting free rent cause it ain't me

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 84th day out of the last 96. 12 days of work in over 3 months. With full pay and benefits. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

Salt the ICE!

Working at Black market flea today 🌿…going to save my Yoruchi cosplay for the Janelle Monáe Halloween party next week. Thankfully I have some Tokyo revengers jackets from some old work costuming work 🤓🤟🏽

When you’re going down on a nigga and you hear him start cussing and moaning…

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.

"Mate, I can't do anything but tell it to you straight. This Canada thing is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard. The Canadians ran an advertisement showing Ronald Reagan being against tariffs. Guess what? Ronald Reagan was against tariffs."

10 games to get to know me

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A big-ass flag doesn't make you a patriot. This does 👇👇

In a civilized society, a person who suggested murdering unhoused people would be forever shunned

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

Happy Silksong Sunday everyone 😌

YES!!!!!

there’s no way man, they hate trans people SO much that they’re incredibly useless and less safe. unbelievable

Lol it’s days like this where I urge more ppl to take a gender studies class or read some articles on it. Cuz I saw someone say social construct and it’s like yea but that doesn’t stop people from wanting to perform gender the “correct” way.

cohosted comedy night

happy bi visibility month 🩷💜💙

Please talk to some Black people before dismissing the psychological impact of having Feds running around the neighborhood hemming people up en masse.

Labor Day wasn’t enough, I need labor week

I agree lol ppl are so focused on being right all the time. Personally I just think it’s a symptom of social media in general. Ppl wanna hear themselves talk and socials gives them an audience.