I’m Officially Old now

Hey hey it’s my birthday

you shouldn’t be allowed to put this kind of thing on the timeline without a content warning for anyone who broke up between 2005-2008

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.

oh I remember the review of this www.alcoholprofessor.com/blog-posts/e...

Merry Christmas! 🎄

I just saw a bright red Cybertruck Santa’s new sleigh

steam sale haul

Asking for directions🚀🌠

My birthday is next week!

Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti

SEASON'S GREASONS

Headache so bad it almost feels transcendent

watching this in public was a huge mistake, oh my god. the fact he's still eating like he isn't being violently thrown around is killing me.

every sports broadcaster: a 44-year-old, a philip rivers, a man who sees the grim reaper nigh, will play quarterback for the indianapolis colts this weekend, and he will clearly die due to his ancient bones and heart me, a 40-year-old: hey man what the fuck

if my arch nemesis was building a fortified lair deep within an active volcano i'd just stand back and let it happen. hope you got a good HVAC guy my man

I can't know, but one suspects, given Games Workshop's business model, that they were originally - in the real world - named for the fact that their color is lapis-blue a color also known as...ultramarine. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultrama...

Realized I knew 2 people with vitiligo growing up, it’s just that they were white so it mostly expressed itself as patches of white/gray hair.

Gonna get an AI to make Cartman singing “Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard” because I refuse to subject a human filker to that

I love a well-drawn guitar and that is an absolutely gorgeous P-bass

did it in four words hemmingway

Currently trying to determine how much lactase I need to take in order to drink “old fashioned” egg nog

Discovered that casting a function pointer to an integer is not a constant expression in C, ARGH

he had that shit on

It’s that time of year again!

Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’

mistakes were made 💀

14 Nov 2025

Accidentally made plaster by leaving batter in a dish and now I’m in a small amount of trouble

Made cranberry sauce from scratch a couple years ago. Good experience, appreciated it, but I’m going to get cranberry sauce from a can from now on.

The cats aren’t a big fan of DST ending

I think we seriously need to add Japanese teams to WS eligibility. Let’s really make this the World Series.

Tiny pumpkin, big progress! 🎃 Clara the rescued sea otter is learning new behaviors through positive reinforcement training. These sessions help strengthen trust with her care team, and make learning fun! 🦦 📹: Keeper Kristyn #happyhalloween #seaotter #pumpkin

I don’t really want to say that I like gritty or 2edgy stuff, but some genres like vampires, werewolves, and gangster stories don’t really work for me unless somebody gets their shit kicked in. Simmering to explosive violence is part of the story and it doesn’t work if there isn’t any.

Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

developer: put it down. we don't need another one concept artist: (clutching tighter) no. this is my emotional support sky whale

Man I miss charged lemonades

It was summer last week then it rained and now summer is over

Apocalypse Hotel is really good!

Is there anything I could read about how languages like Japanese keep their (largely) CV syllable structure when, from an outsider’s perspective, they appear to have or be developing closed syllables from vowel devoicing?

really cannot emphasize enough that the streaming model has failed us all by not giving us a prestige court-politics battletech drama series

TACO BELL BROUGHT BACK 7 LAYER BURRITOS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Last night, my cat Squid caught a very large praying mantis that was the color of dried-out yellow leaves. I caught it in a cup and released it back outside. I felt bad because Squid kept politely asking me, with a paw on my knee, to return his prize.