Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’

mistakes were made 💀

14 Nov 2025

Accidentally made plaster by leaving batter in a dish and now I’m in a small amount of trouble

Made cranberry sauce from scratch a couple years ago. Good experience, appreciated it, but I’m going to get cranberry sauce from a can from now on.

The cats aren’t a big fan of DST ending

I think we seriously need to add Japanese teams to WS eligibility. Let’s really make this the World Series.

Tiny pumpkin, big progress! 🎃 Clara the rescued sea otter is learning new behaviors through positive reinforcement training. These sessions help strengthen trust with her care team, and make learning fun! 🦦 📹: Keeper Kristyn #happyhalloween #seaotter #pumpkin

I don’t really want to say that I like gritty or 2edgy stuff, but some genres like vampires, werewolves, and gangster stories don’t really work for me unless somebody gets their shit kicked in. Simmering to explosive violence is part of the story and it doesn’t work if there isn’t any.

Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

developer: put it down. we don't need another one concept artist: (clutching tighter) no. this is my emotional support sky whale

Man I miss charged lemonades

It was summer last week then it rained and now summer is over

Apocalypse Hotel is really good!

Is there anything I could read about how languages like Japanese keep their (largely) CV syllable structure when, from an outsider’s perspective, they appear to have or be developing closed syllables from vowel devoicing?

really cannot emphasize enough that the streaming model has failed us all by not giving us a prestige court-politics battletech drama series

TACO BELL BROUGHT BACK 7 LAYER BURRITOS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Last night, my cat Squid caught a very large praying mantis that was the color of dried-out yellow leaves. I caught it in a cup and released it back outside. I felt bad because Squid kept politely asking me, with a paw on my knee, to return his prize.

Wow, it is apparently a big pet peeve of mine if someone pronounces something like “2 Timothy” as “Two Timothy” instead of “Second Timothy”

Which Spanish accent has uvular /χ/ for <j> and something like /e.kɾi.ˈiɾ/ for <escribir> ?

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

God I love that we have a court astrologer scandal. This whips. Great country

I love seeing Indo-European-isms. Oh, your language has some variant of initial wr-/vr- or x/ks? I wonder what language family you belong to. :)

TIL that invocations of va_arg at different call levels on the same va_list is undefined behavior!

got a spam email alleging to be from a woman who wanted to sleep with me, in which she promised she has "breasts, curves, and all the right places"

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

Big bony club/ This orc is gonna smite me with his big bony club

The weather has finally been changing the last few days and nobody is happier to see the sun than Lando (until someone interrupts him for an impromptu photo session)

David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it

One of my favorite accents is a native French speaker who is very fluent in American English

the AI sex bots cannot be anything other than a way for the panopticon to vacuum up all of your private sex thoughts to add to the database of your browsing activity, search history, likes, retweets, "encrypted" DMs, shopping habits, phone contacts, GPT conversations, geolocations, etc

Cow Tools 2

Pathfinder Shenanigans

It's no wonder babies cry so much: they're trapped in a game of QWOP until they get good at it.

J found out that I hadn’t seen The Birdcage and made me watch it last night. Very funny movie, I liked it a lot.

Metal has some heavy sounds, but IMO the heaviest sounds come from industrial music. I don’t know how they make those in the studio, but they’re crazy.

A new sticker I made.

Sorry sorry my actual favorite is the Konami code decology

I got commissioned to draw some real fun stuff this weekend.

I was so excited to buy Daggerheart while out a Free RPG Day but they were all out They were also out of the DCC entry for Free RPG Day, overall disappointing

people are often surprised by how low-tech the global sin monitoring system looks, but that’s because like a critical infrastructure system it prioritizes reliability with durable proven technologies above all else.

Finally, an answer to the question what if a bird was also an ice cream sundae?

yeah

I'm proud of this one. I love playing cowpokes so much

It's really telling that most necromancers choose to remain alive. Statistically there are way fewer lich kings than you would expect. They don't use their own technology

Penguin Highway (2018) #animationtidbits #sakuga #animation #2danimation

happy father's day to the best to ever do it

Thank you to my son and his day care for this terrifying Father’s Day gift.