man, amazon deals were especially hot today

It’s pretty fucked up that the Nintendo Switch gave all the old games a rewind feature so people can just do that every time they mess up instead of doing what we did which is stop enjoying the game

it's still you, but that wasn't enough

"How are you single?" well millennials as children generally didnt know how to handle an autistic person, and autistic millennial adults dont know how either

one of the npc's in kuloniku has a bread loaf shaped pomp really better call it a panpadour

so i saw a sign for a place called the picklr, and i wondered if it was a pickle themed restaurant. but i got closer and on the sign there was also an outline of a pickleball paddle. it was very disappointing.

boobs (large)

I regret to inform y'all that Hans Zimmer fuckin sucks.

reminded again last night of a treasured image. heed its words, for you never know when you may find yourself in need…

no kerbals were harmed during the duration of this space mission

Maybe in another universe #stevenuniverse

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

even though it's just a skull you can still tell skeletor is being played by jared leto

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what guy? ehruh sneakers somethin sneakers what? 😨 uh sneakers werben jaegerman o'toole hw must've been sneakers o'toole... ---- they were his shoes mr krabs he. was. sneakers o'toole!!!

I was just thinking how hard it is to say you want a relationship that isn't sexual or romantic, but is physical. Everything means sex 😭 IRL I'm not really interested in either, but I would kill for a friend who felt comfortable holding hands or cuddling up for a show or literally sleeping together

bo-bobo was ahead of its time...

guantanamo gay sounds a lot better cause at least there you get waterboarded with gender fluid

There is no McTry.

#StevenUniverse #Amethyst #Jasper

"All you had to do was pay us enough to live" Forces of capitalism, these are the Canaries in your coal mine. Pay attention to them. Might be important. Just might be. "All you had to do was pay us enough to live" www.instagram.com/reel/DW412NV...

sitting at chillis and this seventeen yo with his gf walked past smellin like the whole damn macys perfume department

Big Moth Naturals

that bastard chokes come july third i might feel something again

never more than a, always just a

Fucking WHAT

Happy National Impregnate Your Friends With Triplets Day!

All I ever wanted was to get hip checked by a 5'2 girl with like 49 pounds of ass on her

when you have an overwhelming need for people to like you on the internet because your real life sucks and you have no friends and also you're disabled plus you just want to brighten people's day to know you have some kind of positive impact on the world

October 13, 1925–April 8, 2013.

also they both passed around but not on easter

People were downplaying mega hawlucha and im crying over him enabling snowgrave, enjoy your deltarune chapter 5

i was pallbearer for my 400 lb gma and ill be pallbearer for my 80 lb gma

yeah all 30 of the rest of us are going to let you use the obit you put through chatgpt. moron.

I love pizza 🍕

Nintendo can't keep getting away with this #princesspeach #pauline

drew with friends again

I need a woman to fall in love with me so bad fr

just gotta grill for gods' sake

#hololive #kronillust Life Size Vaporeon Plushie

gma passed quietly in her sleep with the help of morphine

you didn't want a friend you wanted an enabler

same hat!