no 1 movie 2026 spurs knicks final: star wars: mandalorian and grogu no 1 movie 1999 spurs knicks final: star wars: the phantom menace

where do i go to actually find some maine ten ants everybody is talking about

its not real if you dont say it

why arent there abilities when the right pokemon oppose each other like seviper v zangoose and both get an attack boost against each other, or primal groudon v primal kyogre activates 'rayquaza's' air lock plusle n minun's paired ability was way back in gen 3, but gf's done nothing with it since

alway rember, 21 night of tember

michael jordan been real quiet since this dropped

if no do think, no am is?

jorge gutierrez getting (correctly) bullied off of his ai show is like being handed the child and someone morally correctly stealing and spiking the fucking shit outta that baby

Psycho mantis:

had his name on the kennedy center for fewer days than a kardashian marriage

a guy i went to hs with, albeit 3 years apart, has a kid who's a college freshman. where the hell did the time go

gameboy zeldavania with dark souls difficulty really limiting your player base with that 4 way intersection

you gotta understand, lil guy is about the size of a medium russet potato, and the 3 siblings are good sized butternut squash

watching the youngest stork steal a fish from 3 others at least twice his size, but its far too big for any of them to swallow whole

holy mackerel? no im more of an agnostic if anything.

not my circus, but i uh do employ two 'a the monkeys

so there's a waffle house 5 minutes from the intersection of sr 67 and i 69

4 months since surgery and still can't feel most of my left hand

yall aint ready for the amount of time sink it takes to collect everything in donkey kong 64 casually

the banadenza at the end really speaks to me

me at 15: "yeah when im an adult im gonna stay up all night lookin at chicks" me at 35: *up til 6 am to see if the smallest of the 5 storklets gets any food*

i wonder if this lead to anything

im tellin ya, holostars jp is the canary in the coal mine

im not allowed to love up close

"i got $23 from the apple class action settlement" ive been using the same samsung for the last six and a half years

persisting with spite and hatred in my heart

the first part of yugioh the anime is a lot like life. in the original, the best duelist and mc has the ability of "pick any card and place it on top with no penalty". and the second best duelist is a billionaire. ie, cheating/having money is how you win at life

im surprised none of the detainment centers are called ice-en-guard, cause they're taking people far away from their homelands to them

i got a feeling they'll bring back shrek green ketchup in some form for 5 next year. bk is definitely giving the whopper a green bun and probably doing a shake tie in.

the posters high on the walls in the batmite shop are fucking anime references dbz, sailor moon, naruto, one piece, attack on titan, akira

any time i accidentally look myself in the eye in the bathroom mirror

sometimes I intentionally take a nap with my bladder 70% full because I know needing to pee in an hour will wake me up better than an alarm. does anyone else do this

operation epic fail

theres a re4 reference in lego batman i shit you not

"erm the 67 joke doesn't make sense in metric" homie put in "200.67 cm to feet" in google and see what comes up

*looking at my jrpg backlog* .....okay....

"hey i don't see your na--..... hm. okay continue."

only one more sleep til rainbow corporate logo month

me, really scared: can i have the normal blowjob. please

been awake since 3 am yesterday after 'sleeping' the 26 hours before that

circadian rhythm as in this pill keeps me awake for 30 hours and this other pill makes me sleep for 30 hours

ps1-tan: ora ora get pregnant saturn-tan: iyaa~n <3 ------------ doctor: youre pregnant ------------ dreamcast-tan: and thats how... i was born....

does no one else on this goddamned earth know how to turn of the ping when replying to a discord message?

domina ow proper age: 45 :: real age: 32 blizzard we get it. you cant find it in your heart to fuck any woman over the age of 35 but the people actually playing your game are in late 20s early 30s. a 32 yo dommy mommy isnt cutting it any more

me going down, in between breaths "yes dear, i love listening to you ramble about your yuri ships in web and traditional comics."

bird cams be like: we got mom - annalise 15 day old - big stinker 14 day old - middle stinker 10 day old - lil stinker time for post dinner nap.

I think this song perfectly describes Nessie's self-perception #oc #art #riotdrawsthings