there is a small chance of not coming out of this surgery alive. i do have a lot out faith in the cardio team this is a p intense 6 well recovery I'm not going to be running triathlons so bear with me hope i can manage the pain well and talk to yall p soon

i midnightidiot am going to have my heart pump replaced early tomorrow morning i have been slowing feeling p bad for months and the doctors and i are certain the pump has a clot and a narrowing of one of the channels i am telling my parents not to let me have a phone at least Thursday

how come whenever its "donates x$ to the lgbtq+ community" its actually always some charity and not the little people like me

pikmin?

"first trial for reverse aging gene therapy" with enough power, even a dying star can be reignited...

pokemon should just retcon every gimmick past mege evo to mega evo z-move: z-mite dyna/gigantamax: dynamite tera: (type)ite

he, he ain't got internet

dad: "i don't know the super bowl halftime guy, but i don't know any act under 50. are old white guys like me gonna like him?"

"pentium 3 24 gig, state of the art"

at this point you can't convince me otherwise that fortnite is just heavily nickel and dime monetized gmod

the "hey we know you have/are getting this on another console, but could you throw us a few bones" direct

they didn't even port starfield good lord thats an omega flop

mcdonald mccrispy strip shaped like a bong

im like the necoarc in the corner waiting for a set up to contribute to, but sometimes the jokes don't need any help

i got the xc1 port for 3ds a month before definitive was announced for switch i started a new playthrough of xc2 a month ago

what if.... deltarune tomorrow...

oh god if any character in the xeno pipeline can be a blade in xc2 they can just say "yep xc3 kids are blades now"

tomodachi life was the red herring they're gonna drop xc2 remastered with a post game free dlc that has you meet the rex polycule with all 9 children

the ow hello kitty collab is 5* white blondes, and lucio that's a bit more like what i expect *widow the negative white blond

find a man who will suck your dick as long and as hard as trump does clinton

i mightve had a uti, 48 hour stomach bug, and sinus infection all at the same time

i never imagined the future of overwatch would be so chinese

jeff bezos personally bankrolled that melania horseshit and immediately killed the wapo cause the government keeps giving him the ability but keep telling everyone how billionaires are smart or have societys best interests in mind

jk rowling spent more time on epsten island then literally anyone not named epstein, and you still dont see the problem in supporting Harry Potter?

3 days of water gatorade and applesauce

p sure i had some kind of infection last the past few days

fuck monday

"little caesar any remarks?" "pizza pizza."

and heres where i put my 'never went on 4chan' award

mouth is dry af perfect time for some jalapeños

kansas tcu womens bball clock mistakenly stopped count in my head: that's 6 seconds game over announcers phone stopwatch: that's 6 seconds game over refs with all the tech in the world: "there's 1.2 remaining" reffing is hard i get it, but most of em aint the best to begin with

with my heart condition i can get 16 hours of sleep and so only have 50% energy

wheres my waddle a boder...

oh she's bouncin on it amish style got a new butter churn to break in

its been so dry that i just had a gatorade and it felt like i reinflated like a looney tune

uh... eto... bweh?

"they stole all our tomato basil soup" "how uncanny of them"

infinity level moron refusing to change

kirby air ride: "finished" on release, beloved by all highguard: planned updates so far ahead you need a star chart, humongous "meh" by all

need y'all to be meaner to your friends when they start dipping their toes into gen ai

New 3D Mario, zelda 40th, anything from monolith? "Sorry all we got is Birdo Cameo"

mat painter is such a bumfuck ass coach team defense never changes, never guards the three, never attacks the ball, let's the other team shot whenever the fuck they want take away three playets over 20 years and hes .500 at best

gta didn't cause a rise in violence cod caused a rise in fascism

collapse the housing market into a black hole by tripling the price of lumber. way to go ric

rouge oreo

i think i just got a mcdonalds ad on yt in thai