bites u about 4 hours ago
me: babe, is it over for me? i know i have the hip-waist ratio of a greek goddess but i have the brow line, sunken eyes, and cheekbones of an elven warrior prince instead of a submissive human princess,,,
my girlfriend, ozhra-cleaver-of-skulls: SILENCE WEAKLING, I AM TRYING TO PUT HEIR IN YOU