Everyone I've ever met has a below-average cock. Where are the people offsetting my pookies? Is the government creating people with 30 cm cocks or something? There's no way the average length is that high.

if u start a Minecraft server u better pre-load that shit man

What pisses me off about CSM's latest chapter is that it could've genuinely happened at any point in the last 100 chapters, and it wouldn't have needed to be rewritten in any way

If I were a top, I'd make the bottom spend hours shaving and bleaching just to finish in 2 minutes and then not talk to them for the rest of the day #alphawolf #Sigma

If you draw Rouge with huge tits, you have to give Shadow some bulge and Omega some thighs

Being a high-rank alpha amongst my omega followers is so hard... But I need to be strong for my pack... (releases my pheromones)

am I considered elder trans? young trans? I've been trans for 7 years, so I'm prolly like Trump preferred area of age trans TPAoA Trans

I spent the entire day doodling nonsense during a call, to be honest

I'm only 22 I can't be the guy who says "I remember when YouTube was a new thing"

I'd low-key be more productive if I wasn't building a house in da backyard

I've been writing more fanfiction (under a secret username), and it just looks like Amino ERP, dog

Old hyaci lore is that I came out as trans in 2019, but I started with she/her and then slowly over time became he/they

oooough im so pregnant ooough so preggers ooough rubs my bellay ooooooough so pregnant so male pregnant :eyes: ooooough

just received a DM from Haoro (famous siegtolfo artist) and it felt like this

This might be the most stuck I've been on how to execute an idea because I have no idea how to compose this shit, man

how I look with they/he pronouns

NO WAY ITS ASTOLFO send post

I'll never forgive that twink/femtwink from fucking GACHIAKUTA for stealing my fucking design and name. I'M HYACI. I DREW HYACI FIRST. WHY IS THERE A HYACI-LOOK-ALIKE CALLED HYO? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?

is there a word for the opposite of kink? something that is a kink but like makes me so disgusted I'm like repulsed by the concept of it

I've been a infinite defender for years I love that mutt

I must be so loved by this dude it's crazy

I need people to hang out with on ponytown to have more aura

Murata's rendering process was like a full body workout. I'm sweaty, everything hurts, I'm so hyped, I want to do more

Astolfo cosplaying as Speed-O'-Sound Sonic

Some of you need to be greedier and more selfish it's ok to have an ego, man

people who hate on bbno$ are jobless asf cuz he's the best coworker music artist in a decade

someone out there is having the nastiest e-sex ever and we'll never know!

love that gnome guy on my replies what's up man

ever since I changed my pfp from that aura sketch to my mascot crying and in distress my tweets have been more emotionally charged anynyans hiii Kay ~ hiii ~ what's up the rest of you daps everyone up

I have a 1 year old Minecraft creative world and I can't really show it to people cuz it's not fucking survival like what's the DEAL man does everything have to be fucking survival hardcore 100 days modded fabric 1.21.11 chunky distant horizons with axiom mountains and terrain FUCK OFF man

a wild cat sat on my lap today wish it was Kay instead call me gay boy

Call me SEGA the way theres regional differences on my art

m-mnww ~ stop! ~ 💕 we're both boys ~ g-ghnww ~ 💕 👀

Kay my boy I need you

weak men make me hard(,) man

People on Reddit love my Astolfo work, huh? Man, I don't want to start posting on Reddit. If you're a redditor, you're totally free to repost my art with credit. Get your karma up boi

guy who makes porn: man I can't wait for the new hytale update

I'm sooooo hungry which Twink will make me a sandwich today? cmon now

maybe I'm more Astolfo than Sieg

cracked my back, moaned and then burped so hard I almost passed out beast mode activate

turns out I have two Kay mutuals! I have to kiss two guys? what the hell! the woke culture is forcing me to make out with two guys? I can't control it! the tragedy!!

I should kiss a guy sometime

The vagueposting victim fumbled even worse and it's low-key career ending

Juicy Astolfo 2: The Reverse Bunny Suit.

I need 30 year furries to test something, literally dm me

there should not be "kid safe spaces" on the internet cuz KIDS SHOULDN'T BE ON THE INTERNET please install like half a dozen games every few months instead of giving them a internet browser

Its sieg!

I love playing ponytown and giving my mascot little outfits like go boy or girl or they them thing go be fabulous

the best argument for Sonic vs Mario is that Sonic simply just has to steal Mario's power ups before he gets them I have no idea why people think a SPEEDSTER would ever give him TIME to power up