MY HYACLINGS.... GIVE ME YOUR POWER...

non zero chance Mark looked Korean as fuck as a kid, then mixed as an adult and in the future he'll be... A WHITE MAN

ball shaving progress: 30% Note: Get laser done

if Mark Grayson was gay, Cecil would invent mpreg

non-zero chance that Gojo Satoru watched the newest Riverdale episode before he fought Sukuna

I keep watching 2010s Tumblr trashy shows cuz then I'll be slaying 30s he/they pussy in the future it's an investment

2nd son: I am the second cumming

someone prolly getting their shit sucked off rn and im here drawing someone about to get banged in a alleyway

Kill all wordle devs ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I will kill Ototsugu Konoe myself.

They're pink because they're eating strawberry ice cream...

I dropped the walking dead midway through season 6 Half of the show isn't even about the walkers, every season they find somewhere to anchor down and have a novela until the season finale. I don't CARE about the same reheated character arcs. AND SOMEHOW THE WHITE SUPREMACIST IS THE BEST CHARACTER?

I think I want to have sex with most of the XenoVerse 3 designs

I think my favorite Minecraft trend cycle is that they'll reveal a new update, it'll be exploited, then right after Mojang will add something that only exists to torture the player People abused the spear. So they put a zombie with a spear on a camel with a new skeleton just for the sake of hate

my biggest UTDR headcanon is that Toby Fox is happily married and has 2 kids

oh man I haven't been online in some time how's the northernlion super cruise going? anyone pregnant yet?

I can probably point at someone who annoys me and yell, "HYACLINGS CUM TRIBUTE THAT MAN," and someone will do it

What's up with Kick streamers and having horrible usernames? I just saw an mf named Nick on my timeline. We used to be called PurpleNinja or TheGoldenPrince. Like, dawg, get with the system. There's a guy named NorthernLion; anything goes nowadays

I'm at a very filipino time of my life

are you non-binary enough?

One Piece fans deadass don't have "theories." They read the manga, interpret it, and then consider it canon. If it's disproven? Oda retconned it. If it doesn't make sense? "It's implied." If it gets proven right? "It was foreshadowing, bro."

I was about to post "I'm the dry humping demon" but I'm not. I'm a fraud. I'm not a real humper. I'm sorry.

announcing a nuclear war on a truth social post is the most modern politics thing ever

Mario fans deserve what they have

if you spend all your time online and haven't learned English, it's low-key YOUR FAULT

I'd be pregnant for a woman but not for a man

Sieg is pregnant

touch me

Jujutsu Kaisen is like 60% through its story, and it hasn't even peaked yet, so it'll probably reach the final chapter. Chainsaw Man is 20% through the story; it'll peak 40% through it. We're never seeing that final chapter animated.

I'm a topping demon

Choking Hazard (1/2)

I used to show up to tests, not answer half of the questions, half-ass the rest, and leave early to be on Amino

this 5 year gap between sonic games better fix itself cuz wdym we're getting 2.5 mainline games PER DECADE

was explaining shit to my millennial coworker and she understands me better when I try to sound like chatgpt

I think Minecraft should have a river update where they introduce river heights

Chainsaw man really might get only a new season of the anime and then a movie for the Makima fight I don't see it at all getting a Part 2 anime ngl

I'll take people calling Astolfo a "her" as them being non-binary in the funniest way possible

Drunk Astolfo , no longer a Monster type of guy.

i know the ps vita has a family guy game but idk what icon they use so i made some bullshit up

I fuck with a lot of Chinese and Filipino people I'd say my friend rate is 800% more than the average white guy

Sometimes I just have to remind myself that Sieg is chopped and he's not a fem androgynous twink who can have huge tits.

live reaction to Korra season 4

I should really invest time learning a simpler artstyle

holy shit

I might be tired, overworked and sick of studying, but I still serve cunt. @hyacihyaci.bsky.social knocked it out of the park with this holy shit

Hunter x Hunter fans are so greedy because you have TWO masterful anime adaptations, but you choose to argue about which one is better. Motherfucker, watch both. What are you DOING?

newgen UTDR fans don't know how it felt to live in a deltaruneless world, it was wild and scary and you could see Sans' cock at any moment

Charmy x Sage is such a random ship it makes me laugh and cheer for the little guy. Yeah, annoying ass kid raised by a professional bum, go after the GENOCIDAL FUTURE HYDROGEN BOMB WHO'LL ERADICATE LIFE AROUND THE PLANET

Ngl to you guys, I hate Trump. I do. I genuinely hate him, but I can't look at you and tell you that I couldn't see Harris doing the exact same things that he's doing right now This might be a USA problem independent of who's on top

even though Pokemon loves gen 1 they make 0 effort to make the new gens look good alongside it