Eli Selzer
@eliselzer.bsky.social
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Semi-Professional Smart Aleck, one man barbershop quartet, solid addition to your pub trivia team.
So, did YouTube just think you could hold up a mic in the stadium and use that to broadcast performances? Haven’t heard a bit of the anthems or half time performance. Real amateur production value.
22 days ago
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My wife got this steel book because she worked on the restoration, and a pack of 12-15 wild dads followed us home.
24 days ago
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Holy shit. I’d never seen this version; the Tonight Show Band is INCREDIBLE!
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about 1 month ago
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️🌈
about 1 month ago
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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Akela Cooper
about 2 months ago
If only Los Angeles Children’s Hospital had this courage
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Damn it, Rufio
about 2 months ago
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Parker Molloy
3 months ago
Today's newsletter is my big takedown of Rahm Emanuel and his anti-trans BS.
www.readtpa.com/p/the-smalle...
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It took 6 months of processing grief, but we were finally ready last week to bring a new dog into our lives. Meet Huckleberry: 130lbs of pure love!
3 months ago
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ada nicolle
3 months ago
in the final hours of pride month, we just passed $25,000 USD raised for trans charities 🥹 thank you all so much, seriously
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
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3 months ago
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Just made my first commute through downtown LA in a couple of weeks, and I cannot stress hard enough how NORMAL things are. It’s quiet and bustling with people going to work, like always. Don’t listen to the liars and fascists trying to convince you otherwise.
3 months ago
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Sean Thomason
4 months ago
“We didn’t vote for this!” Well then you’re stupid or you’re lying. I don’t care either way.
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Bill Corbett
4 months ago
You do not need answers you cowardly fool. What happened was extremely clear. What you and your colleagues need to do is fight back in every way at your disposal, and then some. Start by promoting immediate impeachment for fascist scum Trump and Noem. Make that the main topic of conversation.
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Spent the afternoon downtown watching Harold Lloyd’s The Freshman as part of LA Conservancy’s Last Remaining Seats.
4 months ago
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I have notes… Sometimes free is overpriced.
4 months ago
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Well played, Box Office Game. Exactly what I wanted for Actor 3.
4 months ago
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I love this and you will, too. Donate, donate, donate!
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4 months ago
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I wish I knew more people who followed professional cycling because today’s Giro D’Italia stage needs to be talked about. Just incredible!
4 months ago
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A whaaaaat?!
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4 months ago
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This weekend, I dressed as Quint for a Jaws 50th Anniversary event. I realized later that I came way closer to Frank Oz than Robert Shaw.
4 months ago
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Mathea
4 months ago
Every time you buy a Harry Potter product, you are financing the dismantling of trans rights
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This was my wedding day, and I vividly remember watching this clip play repeatedly on the airport TVs as we waited for our honeymoon flight.
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4 months ago
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Dan
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jamelle
5 months ago
i am endlessly amused by the ongoing story of David Zaslav: America’s Worst CEO
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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Warners Reverses Course: Changes Max’s Name Back to HBO Max
WBD CEO David Zaslav announced the move, with the company declaring, "no consumer today is saying they want more content, but better content."
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/digital/max-name-change-hbo-max-upfronts-1236216616/
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Josh Gondelman
5 months ago
David Zaslav’s salary should be dispersed evenly to anyone around the globe who has ever had a good idea.
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Minute Cryptic - 6 May 2025 "Hounds in races. As in labs?" (7) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 4 under par
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Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
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5 months ago
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Indrapramit Das
5 months ago
A cowardly and deliberately half-assed response from Lithgow.
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I really hate the media framing the Tesla earnings news around the idea that Musk is saying he’ll step away from DOGE. A Nazi not working for the government is still a Nazi. If Tesla wants its reputation back, THEY need to get rid of him, too.
5 months ago
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Go see Sinners. On the biggest screen you can. Holy hell what a movie!
5 months ago
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🐈Rex Parker🐈⬛ ✏️ 🧐
5 months ago
This admin and its supporters are real-life full-fledged Nazi-equivalents and need to be treated as such, by everyone, immediately. 24/7 contempt and defiance. And the next admin can’t let Any of them off the hook. Prison prison prison.
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
5 months ago
There's simply no ethical way to support Harry Potter in 2025. It's not possible. $0.20 from every dollar you give JK Rowling goes directly to physically harming a trans person and that's not a joke or an exaggeration.
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There’s worse places than Union Station to have a drink and read some Chandler. (H/t
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6 months ago
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Loved today’s blog. As I solved, I was imagining the paragraph I would have written for MURSE if I was covering today, and thankfully you wrote it for me. If anything, you toned down my imagined rhetoric.
6 months ago
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Minute Cryptic - 8 April 2025 "Harvest turnip beside banks of creek?" (4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 2 under par
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Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
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6 months ago
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Ok, so if I just stage a Homer at the Bat-style string of misfortunes and I have a shot at
@boswords.bsky.social
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@thatpuzzleguy.bsky.social
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6 months ago
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Minute Cryptic - 7 April 2025 "Epsilon after O...mega?" (4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 2 under par
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Minute Cryptic
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6 months ago
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton
6 months ago
What that also means, and I know folks hate to hear it, is that your Harry Potter games are Cybertrucks. Books are Teslas. Yes, you bought them before you knew she was like that, but if you're still promoting the work in your community, you are making her money. She will be crazy with that money.
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Joshua Kosman
6 months ago
For Nation Trans Day of Visibility I am — of course — backing "A Trans Person Made Your Puzzle," a new crossword package edited by
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a trans person made your puzzle
"A Trans Person Made Your Puzzle" is a collection of crossword puzzles written, edited, test-solved, and typeset by trans and nonbinary people, in support of US-based transgender charities. This colle...
https://sites.google.com/view/transxwords?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaZimWcEZ69Vbo0y-8zfok-xGutPEqJxD9FXKZfBtwOFhtoVdD_ZRkIWzEc_aem_n2p3iDXZGjVPmRzgtjt84Q
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For Transgender Day of Visibility, I planned a video with harmonies, but my guitar needs a lot of work. So, here's a demo while I finish. To my trans brothers, sisters, friends, family and strangers: I see you, support you, and will fight for you. You are not alone!
on.soundcloud.com/6ejAz9mGZndv...
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You'll Never Walk Alone - Demo
Listen to You'll Never Walk Alone - Demo by EliSelzer #np on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/6ejAz9mGZndvHHqEA
6 months ago
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White Lotus is teaching me I may not have had the right impression of what the crème de la crème of the chess world looks like.
6 months ago
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@rexparker.bsky.social
gave his Rexplacements a slight raise this year, so I decided to use my newfound wealth on something I thought he would appreciate.
6 months ago
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If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery (Ha’penny Bridge, Dublin, Ireland)
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7 months ago
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I did this today! You should too!
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7 months ago
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So excited for my friend
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, who is fucking awesome and I promise this Doctor Who story will be, too. So damn proud of her!
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7 months ago
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This had better not count as my bonus this year…
7 months ago
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@libbycudmore.bsky.social
I just finished Negative Girl on my train ride home, I absolutely adored it! I stuck it into my Philip Marlowe read through (next up: The Little Sister) and it fit right in while feeling fresh and modern. Can’t wait to read more!
7 months ago
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@rosstrudeau.bsky.social
Are you trying to tell me that my PhD from the David Lee Roth School of Shredding is invalid?
7 months ago
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Last night, we finally got around to our David Lynch tribute and watched Blue Velvet and Eraserhead. Made for some… interesting dreams.
7 months ago
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I heartily endorse these endorsements.
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8 months ago
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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