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I found this lying around in a random folder with other things I made in grad school: FOOTNOTE ALIGNMENT CHART

Nation returns to Heated Rivalry to watch Canadians get fucked in a good way

Just realized how many lawyers they're going to need in the US Court of International trade, it's going to be fishing with dynamite for plaintiffs seeking to recoup tariffs paid IMO. Say it with me now, they have run out of lawyers.

This was my finest hour.

Happy Lunar New Year to all who celebrate🧧 The last Year of the Fire Horse began in '66 & saw anti-war protests & civil rights struggle. It was the year Rev. Jackson left seminary to join Dr. King’s Freedom Movement. May 2026 bring New York the same bold change people deserve.

Welcome to Thirty Under Qwerty, the most promising people whose names can be typed without that troublesome top row

”This is a world of compensations; and he who would *be* no slave, must consent to *have* no slave. Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.”

call that lacroix’s liberty leading the people

Every time I watch an Olympic an event I try to predict whether I would merely come in last place or whether I would be disqualified for injury within seconds of starting.

Also, if I can get a bit spicy here, I think that a lot of people’s panic about AI replacing them is based on their sublimated belief that their job is bullshit. It’s an imposter syndrome thing in a lot of ways.

As life improved, their poems Grew sadder and sadder.

Dozens of researchers will move to France from US following high-profile bid to lure talent. Large proportion worked at Columbia University, which had its grants cut and frozen by the administration of US President Donald Trump. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Something compelled me to make this

Second half: I'm embracing entropy. I'm cheering for horror. I don't care anymore. Final score 9-0. 61 total yards of offense. Relentless exchange of punts from the 20-yard line. Every ad a Dunkin' Donuts commercial that's the worst thing you've ever seen in your life

In 1979, the “New York Times” asked Isaac Bashevis Singer if he planned to watch the Super Bowl.

Central City PD have an APB out for Leonard Snart, aka “Captain Cold”

2026 will be a "fire horse" year. According to Wikipedia, 'a woman born in the year of the fire horse has a strong temperament and shortens her husband's life'. Birth certificates were sometimes altered to avoid the unlucky year, giving the illusion of large drops en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_Ho...

only OPSEC i need to know about is OPting to have a SECond slice of pizza

It's frankly mind-boggling that we've only had 11 murders in Philadelphia so far this year. At this point last year—the year with the lowest murder rate in 60 years—there were 21 murders. In 2021 we'd already had 52! The mayor, the tourism bureaus, everyone should be talking about this non-stop.

What do Paris, Montreal, Barcelona and Brussels have in common? “If you look at the cities doing the most to reclaim public streets from the automobile and give it to people, they often have one thing in common, and that's strong female leadership.” @thewaroncars.bsky.social LISTEN: bit.ly/3MdP82L

A resident named Walter calmly took the mic and recounted an April 9, 1945 newspaper clipping about the liberation of the Ohrdruf concentration camp... "And we don't know exactly how ICE will use this warehouse. But we know enough." www.welcometohellworld.com/a-surprise-z...

"now, as before, our leaders don’t actually want America to Americanize. They want us to believe this country can’t survive taking in people who will both change and be changed by it. And they still fail to see the wisdom in Wise’s vision of a country that becomes more itself with every immigrant"

Jeff Bezos' wedding last summer cost somewhere around $50M. That, alone, could have saved all 300 positions cut today at The Washington Post for a year. Of course, he wouldn't have to choose. He could do both because he's worth $250B, which is nearly the GDP of New Zealand.

Do you get whats coming? #SolarHockeyStickOfHope bsky.app/profile/mark...

KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>? KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land KOKO: jealousy pedophile

oh, so Daft Punk is playing at your house? should we throw a party? should we throw a big joyful party, invite all our friends, and dance as if we still occupy a more innocent time, when it was possible to imagine a better and brighter future?

From 'Burnham would' to dunce inane

MGP considers mids loud. She gets fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit.

This by @himself.bsky.social is a fantastic way to understand what happened at Davos, and why Trump came away diminished. www.programmablemutter.com/p/davos-is-a...

hegemonic suicide. just absolutely gutting

this is a ska band

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

Copies of these should be put up immediately on state/city property with this added: “The enslaved people memorialized here mean more to us than the president who tried to erase them. It is our patriotic duty to read every word on these signs.”

"Teach all history" "History is real" "We can only know where we're going if we know where we've been. Maya Angelou" Y'all, Philly got us covered! Signs up at the Presidents House in Philly after they were

Now watching HIJACK. Able was I, ere I saw Elba.

Signs about the history of slavery in the U.S. and the 9 people George Washington enslaved are being removed right now at the President’s House Site in Philadelphia, across from Independence Hall, months after the Trump administration threatend to do so. How far we have not come in 250 years.

::watching the Maple Leafs play:: Mrs Towne: which ones do you think are lovers? Me: i dunno babe, many are probably straight MT: wait, they have HETEROSEXUAL hockey players now??

This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again. www.nature.com/immersive/d4...

british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

Penn in the news www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

As promised, here is a great SEPTA Airport Line map and logo when the service first opened in 1985, and a poster from the 90's advertising the half-hourly service!

PLURIBUS characters, if they were factions in Terra Invicta. First up, Carol Sturka --> The Resistance

By the Additive Identity Property, Godzilla Minus Zero is just Godzilla. Simplify your terms!

The marshmallow test, but for presidents.

That scene when Ilya speaks Russian to Shane