Imagine if Obama…oh fuck it!

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

Breaking: FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) - Federal judge orders unsealing of grand jury transcripts from abandoned Jeffrey Epstein investigation in Florida.

Oh oh 🙋‍♀️ I know who Trump is!

The FIFA Piece of Shit Prize

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A few thoughts on the new US national security strategy that was released today. 🧵 www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...

This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream

Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.

Yesterday, the Deportation Data Project posted new FOIA data on ICE arrests through October 15 and it’s staggering how much it instantly disproves every claim the Trump admin has made about targeting “criminals” during its splashy arrest operations. Here’s arrests in Illinois since April.

Smells like shenanigans… www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

For the next time you hear Trump say he inherited an inflation mess. @mikezaccardi.bsky.social #CPI

A few reasons: Some are so busy trying to live, they don’t know what’s going on. Some won’t be motivated until they are affected themselves. Some are waiting for someone to save us. Some are overwhelmed with the amount of shit happening, they don’t know what to do. Everyday is a new nightmare.

For the same reason they don't ask how a 200%, 400% or 600% drug price reduction is possible. There is a vacuum of journalistic integrity, dignity or solidarity in the press corp. They grovel for access while their colleagues are insulted so that their bosses can sell advertising.

There is no clearer justification for the video put out by 6 Democrats to not follow unlawful orders than this.

Newsom’s comms team still going hard

Seriously. Who might they be trying to pin this on?

Kash Patel is sketch AF Let's wait to see who they accuse & why

Breaking News: Suspect arrested in January 2021 D.C. pipe bomb case www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

As a reminder: The USIP building was raided and taken over by DOGE (with assistance from federal and local law enforcement) despite being an independent agency and owner of the building. Litigation is ongoing, but Trump does not own this building.

SCOOP: Sources tell me Donald Trump's name was added to the exterior of the US Institute of Peace building ahead of Thursday's peace agreement signing between Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC), which will be held inside the building. Confirming if it's been officially renamed.

I heard Pete Hegseth had to double-tap Trump on the shoulder to wake him up.

Rats leaving a sinking ship. Jump, rats, jump.

Blatant corruption on full display.

🚨 CNBC on latest jobs numbers: "A big miss on ADP payrolls. The private payroll company saying private payrolls shed 32,000 workers in Nov. That's the 4th negative number in past 6 months. The estimate was for +40,000, so the street was off ... this may be coming from being hammered by the tariffs"

Ilhan Omar rose from a single parent immigrant family where her dad drove a taxi to her current position. Trump is the kid of a racist wealthy slum landlord who headed multiple failed businesses. One of these people is the example of failed ambition and it's not her. What a racist piece of shit.

Son-in-Law Watch:

🚨BREAKING: An Indiana House committee voted 8-5 Tuesday to approve a new GOP-backed congressional map, advancing the measure over the objections of Democrats and members of the public who called the plan a racial gerrymander.

Facts

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Taking it once means they are concerned about cognitive decline. Taking it multiple times seems like they have confirmed decline and are tracking it.

Psychologist here. There is only ONE reason you repeat such tests. And that is to assess decline in function. PERIOD.

This is hilarious. 😂

Hundreds of millions. Wow, that's a lot. That's more than have died in every single war combined in the entire world since 1900.

Alex Horton, one of the two Washington Post reporters who broke the story, has been a participant in more violent combat than Pete Hegseth by an order of magnitude. It's not a coincidence that he got the scoop.

Dozer in Chief.

Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.

Sleepy Don isn't sundowning at twilight. This is 2pm on a Tuesday.

The hypocrisy knows no bound. Obviously the murder of Venezuelan alleged “narco-terrorists” is complete bullshit.

hard to fall asleep while being fellated by so many people but Captain Sundown is built different newrepublic.com/post/203865/...

My great-uncle was born in the Russian Empire and wrote God Bless America

Trump: “Zzzzzzzzzzz…”

Of course he’ssleepy, he was up all night rage-posting. (Well, rage re-“Truth”-ing at least)

I’ll Venmo a tidy sum to any reporter that asks him “Sir are you so tired and falling asleep in today’s cabinet meeting because you were up past midnight last night rage posting hundreds of times?” later today during his daily Desk Conference

Dude's falling asleep while his ministers lavish him with praise for his energy and work ethic. "Surreal" doesn't even begin to describe it.

He conspired to traffic 400 tons of cocaine into the country and was “at the center of one of the largest and most violent drug-trafficking conspiracies in the world.” He even said his goal was to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” Now, thanks to Trump, he is a free man. 2/2