After a great game we get a drunk, jock-sniffing fanboi in the locker room on our dime, then misogynistic belittling of the women’s team who accomplished the exact same thing by the president and men’s team. What a way to kill a vibe. Enjoy the pedophile’s speech, boys.

Bernie Madoff. All I’m saying is the person sitting in the Oval makes Bernie look like an amateur. This mother fu*ker stole billions through tariffs. He isn’t upset bc of losing in the SCOTUS ruling. He’s freaking out bc he stole the $$. No idea how to pay it back. Let’s get real.

Pritzker’s invoice to White House: (via @nbcnews.com) @govpritzker.illinois.gov

This one might be my favorite.

Checking in on Farty-Seven’s fav hockey team…

So many in media are ill-equipped to interview officials about what’s happening because they begin with the presumption of legitimacy and don’t know enough about history or U.S. foreign policy to foment intelligent pushback and hold officials accountable.

My outfit for the day it happens.

WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN

white people, WE are the problem. all the #NotAll squawking does NO good. squawk at the faces that look like ours that keep voting for Rs.

911, I’d like to report a murder. 🤣

to doom is to die. the right feeds on this. live defiantly in their faces. stand on your beliefs. carry your struggle without shame and people will see themselves. stay true to your beliefs and show people a better world

please vote. please. please. please. please. show these fascists and billionaires we're fucking done. show the corporations and universities that we're against this and if they stand up to fascism, the public will be there. do what we failed to do last year. please.

It never happens with GOP, but too damn often in our party folks try to build themselves up by tearing Dems down. You can demand better from us without pissing all over the house we’ve built together. I’m sick of it. If you make a name for yourself by trashing the party, I’m calling you out.

Um…

So dead. Omg. It’s just perfection. 🤣🤣🤣

Did y’all see my new rig? #FDT

King Gavin is loved by Jesus. Chosen, if you will. 🙏🏻

Our favorite governor…

It ain’t a comeback… if you never left, Motherf*ckers!! Omg. Better watch out. My tl is gonna be 24/7 Gavin until that fat fu*k is gone. LFG!!!

My guy. 🫡

OMG BAAAAHAHA

OMG, Magats are melting. They want Bondi to resign. 😂😂😂

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

Here are my top 10 protest dogs! youtu.be/lgOtg-BeV6E

Today I #WearOrange to honor the survivors of gun violence and remember those we have lost. Follow @everytown.bsky.social & @giffords.org to take a stand against an issue our leaders continue to do nothing about.

Pierre Poilievre this morning.

I have autism. I graduated high school with honors and had the highest SAT score in school history. I've been married to my wonderful wife for 28 years and have three amazing children. I've had a successful career as a software and DevOps engineer and paid plenty in taxes. Go fuck yourself RFK Jr.

They have a sort of morale economy where only pain to rich people is acceptable. Also, no voter is to blame for electoral outcomes because Dems would win Mississippi if they just campaigned hard enough / adopted Bernie’s platform / were communists.

Quote with a GIF of you on the day you wake up and finally hear the news

What people will read about in history books for a hundred years will be the story of how almost half of a once great nation lost its collective mind and elected a rapist felon conman to be president. It is so outlandish hardly anyone will believe it.

🚨 JUST IN: Canada DEFEATS the USA 3-2 to take home the #4Nations  Championship

TEAM CANADA! 🇨🇦

I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋

That time arrived a long while ago. The question now is whether Democratic leaders fully understand and will act accordingly.

Donald Trump sat on his fat ass for three hours watching on TV, enjoying a riot on his own Capitol. The people cool with that should never criticize anyone else’s handling of a situation, ever. And stop putting a microphone in front of their mouth unless it’s to ask how hypocritical they are.

I've had about enough of these media safaris into rural dumbfuckistan where we get to experience their ignorance, gullibility and stupidity up close and personal. I've been watching these ignorant, bigoted suckers screw themselves over since St. Reagan began taxing their Social Security benefits.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits…

Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣

Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?

Ok. I also block anti-semites. For gods sake can all you hateful handles just go back to X?

Let’s get something straight, MAGATs, if you try to follow me or pull up into my comments you’ll be blocked immediately. As in life, as is on BlueSky. You’re all ppl I would never allow near my children. Scumbags. Playing nice is over. 🖕

If you voted for a convicted felon and are screeching about our current POTUS issuing a pardon to his surviving son, STFU. If you’re a member of legacy media clutching your pearls about said pardon but you normalized a criminal fascist, STFU forever. 👋

Happy Thanksgiving, my friends!! 🍽🍁🦃

Good afternoon, friends! You deserve roses. 🌹

@pfisterrainbow.bsky.social it is an honor to be followed by you. My now 22 year old son loved your book ‘Rainbow Fish’ so much. Read it to him about 100 times. Thank you for your talent and the joy you brought him. 🌈 🐟❤️

@eddsmitty.bsky.social OMG, Eddie! I’m so happy to find you here!

Family includes everyone! ❤️