Distracted in the finale of slow horses because the mag wasn’t seated properly and was hanging out the arse of his M&P the whole time he was waving it about.

A friend back home who teaches in a prestigious college that I shall not name had a student turn in a paper on the history of piracy that used Black Sails as the primary source

Spotify thinks I'm 38 and I'm havin it. youtu.be/1edhCc_WpYU?...

Somehow ended up watching Muppet Christmas Carol in German and NGL it’s a banger. Gonzo seems to be doing an Italian accent and Rizzo is giving Ossie vibes. “Die Marleys sind tot, beginnen wir..”

Just waiting for Hegseth to drone strike one of the celebrity race across the world teams as they sail around the Darién Gap.

Tracy Chapman, aged 24, singing ‘Fast Car‘ at the Nelson Mandela 70th birthday concert at Wembley Stadium in 1988. A lastminute substitute for Stevie Wonder, she appeared with just a guitar and microphone. The performance transformed her from an unknown to a global superstar overnight.

His politics are so MURKY

Oh no! They’re leaking our leaks!

BODACIOUS IGNATIUS

Completely forgot that I’d bought myself a chocolate orange advent calendar until the 3rd of December - get in!

Unless proven otherwise, every Republican in Congress supports this image:

Fentanyl. Drug Overdoses, including Fentanyl, are not even in the top 20 causes of death in the USA. Cancer, Diabetes, Covid, Heart Disease all in the top 10, and all have had their research funding cut. They aren't murdering just Venezuelans. However they are killing us much slower.

BLOODY HELL

In select cinemas now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw_t...

Ok folks, I've got a task I need help with. I need to know about high money value detector finds found since 2019 (not including tudor heart or Chew Valley hoard) from news reports, social media posts etc. England & Wales only. Please share, thank you 😊 #Archaeology 🏺 #Treasure #Detecting

After living next door to us for 7 years he (Rabbie) finally decides to grace us with his presence and poke his head through the kitchen door for a chat a week before he moves house (he knows something is up but doesn’t know he’s only moving a mile down the road)

Flying machine VI

Taiwanese ambassador to Finland performs with his metal band at Taiwan-Finland cultural event! 🤘✊️ That's what I call great ambassador

they're auctioning Blake's Tyger next week seems impossible, like selling a comet or a shooting star www.christies.com/en/stories/t...

Expert commentary on the new BBC Civilisations series - together with further reading! theconversation.com/does-bbc-civ...

The Home Office's main purpose is mercilessly persecuting some of the world's most vulnerable people to titilate & excite comfortably off home owning white racists that sufficient violence is being done against groups they hate

🔥 Highly recommended that you all sign and share. Link to the petition—> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Such a grim thread, I recommend reading the whole thing for the bleak picture it paints. Why even go to university to study a subject if you have zero interest or capability in, you know, studying that subject?

Things used in everyday life are the real archaeological treasures! These sewing #needles were made from animal bone some 15,000 years ago. Some designs simply don't need to be improved, because form and functions were perfectly matched from the start. Form follows function! 🧵1/2 🏺

The Home Office’s absurd taxi bill results entirely from its insistence on forcing people to move round the country without choice or notice, & to live on the breadline so they can’t afford public transport. That Mahmood didn’t know about it till the BBC told her shows how appallingly the HO is run.

Can we start making bets on when he’ll have to be removed from office? One of these days he’s just going to pull his pants down and take a crap in front of the press corps, and I mean that literally.

"The day you lose someone isn't the worst; at least you have something to do. It's all the days they stay dead," is the truest thing to ever come out of Dr. Who. You wouldn't think such a silly show would have something like that to say, and it rings in your ears for the rest of your fucking life.

Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s. This is the power of vaccines. The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer. Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!

artists and designers using ai like

This is an unspooling thread of total joy. A slug of forgotten comedy history. The brilliant female clowns of silent cinema. This might be the most ALIVE thing you’ll see all day.

Wait what?

You know the drill. If you would like to have this cartoon in your life, I can draw one for you. www.worldofmoose.com/products/ban...

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen: The Fall (as part of Michael Clark’s I Am Curious, Orange at Sadler’s Wells) Le Mystère des Voix Bulgares - at the Southbank centre Laibach at the Town & Country Club Front 242 at the Astoria The Bangles at University of London Union 1986

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Take heart, my friends, there’s always a chance this dumb motherfucker might trip and get his head stuck inside his own turkey this week.

You can literally say what you want about trans people and the UK courts are fine with it. This was a *child*

100% this.

THIS JUST IN: Socialism won

Perimeter probe fail

Nuremberg-based illustrator Sina Simbürger has posted some lovely comics, but they seem entirely siloed at Instagram and Threads. Kinda wish there was a standalone personal site I could link to; this stuff is good! Anyway, click below or just Google her name I guess. 🤷 www.instagram.com/sin.xline

The surveillance apparatus in this country is such that you can bet with with a reasonable degree of certainty that your group chats will be infiltrated (successfully or unsuccessfully) at some point or another, and that they will make a mountain out of a molehill re: what you say

Galaxy brain stuff to vote to denounce a label that has supermajority support among your own party's voters on the precipice of a heated primary season

For the love of all that is holy, please stop reposting AI image gags.

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

I've said it before, but I'll say it again - digital ids, wearables, are dressed up ankle bracelets

The sedition is coming from inside the House.

I have just paid my taxes using my banking app on my phone (like I am from the future or something) and it was easy, too easy, suspiciously easy. I am officially discombobulated. Also just realised I don't get a receipt or anything doing it this way and so can't actually prove I've paid it 😬

i can't even shove a swastika up a conservative's ass because of woke

Who hurt you? Who hurt you that you have such good taste in music