Home alone, so I’m watching the Tony Scott film Crimson Tide. Early Viggo!

Just watched Inside Man, and got to see James Ransone in a small part. Tragic that he died so young, and what he had to live through.

Who here wants a realistic grounded action film with absolutely no comedy! *hands go up* and who wants the exact opposite, a GI Joe movie written by Danny McBride that takes place in a town where everyone is secretly an member of Cobra?! *hands go up*

Please tell me that the restaurant does at least one service night before the end of the season.

Every good pasta sauce is a variation on either tomato or aglio e olio.

Just read Christopher’s Strong Legs by @ringworm.bsky.social absolutely beautiful. I feel lucky to be able to read his stories. infinitegossip.ghost.io/christophers...

The other day we were in the city walking to the vic market, and there was a guy holding a live (pet?) young crocodile. No muzzle or anything, must have been a metre long body plus tail. Cute, but seemed a bit illicit. Edie wanted to pat it.

we watched jackass the first film again and in retrospect the bit that still hits the hardest is the humble golf course airhorn. the timing on the toots makes me lose my mind

America is “Getting Rolled”* *Latest Fad Slang @theonion.com

some people will say "no you wouldn't" but i just know i would have invented domesticating crops pretty much straight away. plant some seeds in one spot so i don't have to forage next year. basically a no brainer.

The cuts to the NDIS will destroy lives. My family already is in the NDIS hell, now we have to worry about our daughter’s future. My column for @deepcutnews.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/deepcutn...

Santori Games announces Richard Kind Brave Paralogue Exvius: Second Impact, a new tactics JRPG from Ogre Temple creator Ryûsei Kento

Hey, wanna see Sam Elliott as he appeared in a 1976 issue of Teen Beat?

one more ceo sleepout will turn this around. one more cost of living tax cut. just one more foodbank drive, I swear www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

My summary of how I would give this speech were I Minister for Employment. Mutual obligations are bullshit. Privatized employment services are cruel. Jobseeker payments are cruel magnified.

oh you're hanging out with friends again?? ok well.. enjoy your echo chamber. i will be out with my enemies having a productive and intellectually enriching night of angrily stating and restating our standpoints on today's most important issues

Every couple months I check in on the latest Adrian Chiles articles and I’m always absolutely blown away. These are all from the last couple months. The man is operating at an incredibly high level.

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

Hey what’s up guys (can you say “guys” anymore due to Wokeness?), welcome to the Washington Post’s new podcast, “You Were Right To Unsubscribe”, which we are also releasing in video form for reasons unclear even to our loved ones who would presumably enjoy seeing us. Let’s get into it

Roy Orbison wasn’t blind.

Just ate the most delicious apple I’ve ever had. Possibly related to it being the first food I’ve eaten in over 24 hours who can say?

More machine, now, than man (a small amount of mesh put in to repair a hernia).

Dawkins spending his entire career berating basically pretty normal people for being so stupid as to believe in God and then immediately giving himself Roko's Basilisk Derangement Syndrome after talking to the AI catgirl waifus is just the funniest shit.

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Just a great correction for the end of a piece of literary criticism.

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

No you don’t understand the Jeffrey Epstein biopic doesn’t cover the island because the films timeline ends in 2001, 5 years before the first major allegations emerged.

Well yeah, that’d do it

In a better world, Banksy is just a guy that works for a t-shirt company coming up with like Big Johnson puns

The potato chips example is particularly instructive, because potato chips or french fries are among the least processed foods you could eat. Here are the ingredients on a bag of Lay's potato chips - short, and exactly what you'd use in a home kitchen.

indie game marketing is untenable right now, bro allegedly took a shot at the president and it got him 22 concurrents

moral quandary for normal people: would you go back in time to kill baby hitler moral quandary for media people: would you go back in time to kill hitler in 1941

This one was actually fine but this should be Bluesky’s motto

Someone offered to suck me off I bought them tobacco today, so Sydney Road isn’t completely gentrified.

Which also means we don’t count the emissions from 83% of the gas we produce. That’s our contribution to climate change action 🙈.

The Strait of Hormuz is open, but buses will replace trains between Redfern and Liverpool from 9pm Friday until midnight Monday

ChocolateAppreciator: wonka lowkey fell off.. slugworth the new goat. WonkaFan1488: did a fucking oompa loompa write this

Are these related?

Peter Wehner & David Bentley Hart have a remarkable discussion about Christ’s teachings & God’s existence in the NYT. Last couple Q/A’s are heavy duty: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/o...

I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

Letter to the editor: [the most unhinged shit you've ever read that is easily refuted by readily available facts. Also somehow admitting they are guilty of war crimes] Newspaper editor: I'm going to print this in my newspaper

"buhhh what about misinformation" simple. If anybody at all strays from my perfect beliefs they are killed with a sword. The reply tax system will adequately fund agents and equip them with swords.

It's interesting reading the politician quotes in that piece. Howard and Hanson have both clearly never tried to think in their lives, Rhinehart is trying very hard to sound intelligent and failing, and Abbott has the germ of a smart thought and then goes off on a wild tangent because he is insane.

I do feel like a semicolon might’ve been helpful

I reckon if you are essentially a serial killer one of the last things you should do is a photoshoot where you appear in shadows. It's the sort of thing that could be an easy visual shorthand to demonstrate that there is some sort of darkness lurking within.

Thinking once again about how Eric Adams said the best concert he ever saw was the one where Curtis Mayfield got paralyzed when Mayfield didn't even play any songs before he was hurt