A rat wall in the 48th ward

I told you this place is always crowded, we should’ve called for a reservation 😩

Nobody is more debased than American Republicans. I spent my life hearing about having to be friends with these assholes. They don't even aspire to be Hitlerites. $200 a barrel so they can say South Park words again. Lobotomized piggies in $70k trucks. Feed me slur nuggies while I play Nintendo.

Carcass Clad Announcement Trailer (from MOUTHWASHING creators Wrong Organ) www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7g8... "A visceral co-op tank horror game" Steam page store.steampowered.com/app/3327430/...

Geocities

Really, this is the most victimless thing a CIA agent has ever done. You could even call it harm reduction.

This was a good scheme: 1. Take gold bars (I need them to exchange for guns to sell to cartels or something) 2. Falsify time sheets so you don’t have to come into the office (ah, sorry boss I have Navy all next month) 3. Enjoy more time at home on your throne made of gold bars

this "show both sides of the story" mental disease the American journalist class has is as responsible for our current apocalypse as anything else you care to name

Hating the institution of corporate HR: good, rational, justified Specifying that the person you're imagining when you hate HR is a woman: serial killer behavior

"Hey guys! 🎶Guess who just got yelled at by Del Torrrrrroooooo!🎶" #FizzVsGaming

"Approximately how many 'are you trans?' tests are you going to take until you realize you've known the answer all along? You can hide from yourself, but you cannot hide from me."

The break room is for REAL public sector workers

just noting for the record my observations on here that communists and anarchists and socialists and MLs have a near universal "fuck that nazi" opinion about the nazi tattoo guy and the people saying "oh he didn't know it's ok he covered it" are almost exclusively nafo/blue wave/blue heart in bio

It's cool that Philly has a statue of Ben Franklin's dick-smashing machine

Me: I wonder if any drm free games are for sale online today GoG:

"Haha does Hegseth know which side of the beach the bad guys were o-" yes he does he's a Nazi glad we cleared that up

American fantasy RPGs are always telling me to become some shit like a Vaelwarden

Holy shit these people shook the enamel off my teeth

That's how ya do it

Some vendor just showed up unbidden and gave me a free highball of something that smells very strong. A very Faustian interaction overall.

The rest of the table in the Pathfinder game when the bro who hasn't been able to settle on a good voice for his character for the last two sessions finally strikes gold

Once again it is choo choo time

The problem with telling white people to abandon whiteness and embrace their actual ethnic heritage instead is that when they do that it looks like this

You really can get a liberal to defend anything, can't you

this isnt edited btw its jsut funny

DERELIKT - Coming 2026. Explore the dark hallways of Von Neuman Outpost, an expansive research station grafted onto an anomalous derelict asteroid in orbit around Saturn

now that liberals are out in broad daylight saying things like "having a nazi tattoo doesn't make you a nazi" and "bitches lie about this shit all the time", you may be wondering how you cal tell them apart from republicans! well,

Be free, my child

Been reading Control Science by @henrysnow.bsky.social and found this little gem about how small business owners have always been the same.

If I was ever gonna spend stupid money on an embarrassing manchild toy it would be one of those full immersion flight sim cockpits. I would wear a flight suit and answer only to my call sign.

The most important cultural lesson of the late 80s/early 90s

Feel as though people will truly never understand his death. He was killed for being an Indigenous Queer Man with a Transgender Partner. Every single one of those signifiers on axis/intersections/marginalizations is extremely important, but it is in tandem all at once not just because he “Gay”.

I think it's very funny when sheltered normies discover and panic over things like urban exploring, graffiti artists, or the many-decades-old reality that some otherwise houseless people sleep in NYC's endless subterranean tunnel system.

I remember thinking that I could have given the movie a little credit if any of the characters had a line where they described what any of the other properties being referenced actually MEANT to them beyond "I remember that" but no, not a single one of them does

Bigotry is so brain melting that some Tennessee rescue won't let a friend of friend adopt a dog because she lives within 20 miles of Dearborn.

Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.

They haven't made another Friday the 13th for ages because they don't know how to make a big fucker in a hockey mask represent trauma

If you fast forward through that God of wars gameplay it's just endless AAA corridors

THE GUEST (Wingard, 2014)

OFFICIAL TRAILER - Adam Wingard channels The Guest with new A24 action-thriller ONSLAUGHT. In theaters September 4. When a rogue squad of genetically engineered super soldiers break loose in the desert, a sniper (Adria Arjona) must unleash hell to protect her young daughter.

Happy Pride 🌈

i don't think you trust in my self-righteous suicide i cry when halo 3 coke and FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

I do not regret getting Donked, and neither will you!

pounding my fists on my desk and hooting like an ape

Vegeta's Pride ✊🌈 (read L⇒R) I didn't post this one on bsky last year so here it is, happy pride month! #dragonball

Jucika Prepares for the Ball (Sound design by hypnadot on NG)

Saying the word "cute", such as you would if you were describing a puppy.