this is my kind of company motto right here

it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone

i just flew in from twin peaks and boy am i locked in a cosmic duel of hate with my metaphysically estranged arms

Some fuckin' Walter Reed physician told Trump the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis and I want to know who.

Watching a whole lot of EMT content on YouTube tells me this drug exists and is called adenosine.* * Adenosine does not do that, but the videos are HILARIOUS even if it looks extremely not funny in person at the time.

THERE ARE NO TRANSPHOBES WITH HONOR. NO TRANSPHOBE WILL SEE THE GATES OF STO’VO’KOR.

"Introduce yourself to someone with ten albums" is a test. if the first thing you would say to a stranger is 10 album names then you failed the test. however if you said alice in chains then the other guy can opt to say "Here comes the rooster" and you are now, irreversibly, best friends

Night crew, Honey Bear is less than a hundred votes behind on day one. THIS CANNOT STAND. VOTE FRITO FEET.

I see a lot of jokes about how kids these days can't spell and blaming iPads and parents but I think most people don't know that it's actually in vogue right now to not teach spelling in school or to tell kids how to spell a word when they ask because they think it discourages writing fluency.

If it helps at all, I know for a fact I will be running queervc Wednesday night. We are trying very hard to build a community here where everybody feels seen. That our shoppers are the ones who put this together warms my cold dead heart.

happy Pride Eve to all the people who are about to paraphrase this tweet from 2022 or repost it with my name removed as if it’s a thought they just had themselves

Fellas, I am once again asking: is it gay to be straight?

When a health insurer refuses to pay for your treatment, you may have the right to have the denial reviewed — and potentially overturned — by an independent provider. This is what experts say you need to know:

@peculiarityshop.bsky.social new friends joined the ruby for a very goth hand stack

New hairs

Pride month is coming up and I cannot tell you enough, cis people, that the best thing you can do right now is stand up for trans people financially, publicly, and in any way you can think of so this witch hunt ends, once again, with bigots on the wrong side of history.

where I'm from

In the current political climate, scientists doing science is one of the things that still gives me hope for our species.

Now, tonight's local urgent needs. We've got a bunch, including some new ones. They're all emergencies.

She's amaaazing and she doesn't make fun of you when you're anxious about deleting a spreadsheet!

Awww fuck, I gotta get to Chicago for this. Anyone want to come with me?

They'll see names like Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kailey, Kaylie, Cayley, Kaleigh, Kailee, Kaley, and Kayley, and think "ew old people names, I don't want my daughter to have a grandma name" That daughter will be named Ay, and her best friend will be named Glip.

I'm gonna buy the local house that was up for 1.5 million and has a replica of the oval office in it. I'm going to absolutely fucking wreck the fake oval office with my own aesthetic that is as far from the current occupant's aesthetic as I can humanly get it. Then we're gonna party.

I had an idea. I'm sorry and/or you're welcome.

This is Tumbleweed. She is an artist, and this is her art. Doesn't expect everyone to understand. 13/10 (IG: winstonandtumble)

USA: A new study says long COVID is way more common than we think, affecting about 1 in 6 people (16%) who get the virus. Standard medical tracking codes miss over 10 million cases, capturing under 7% of actual patients. This means the real number could be double what official estimates show.

What's great about "maybe it will happen today" amid late-stage capitalism: 1) it's evergreen & 2) is a *list* of things that maybe will happen today. I'm certain we're all thinking about one specific circumstance, but dream big enough to include multiple *other* things that might happen today

It really says something about the state of the Wii library as a whole when I can't confidently say which one of these games is more unhinged.

Fellow Californians, don't forget that June 6 is free pet adoptions day where the adoptions fees are waived! caadoptapetday.org

I dropped everything to draw this friend

I did this last year. Dreamed that Pret sold a cookie called Hairy Man. He had a solid choc chest of hair and choc sprinkle body hair. Woke up, drew it, then baked it. Him.

Okay, folks, got a family of 6 with an emergency. Cerro's community water well stopped working on Saturday. No water for a fifth day now. This family is trying to raise $250 to buy a water tote to haul water, plus low-water-use cooking/paper products. This won't be fixed anytime soon.

Me: idk I don't think I have the autistic pattern recognition thing. Also me: was the only person who realized a group of us were being catfished by someone in an online community in my late teens/early 20s bc I could tell by how the person typed they were pretending to be someone else.

If I say what I'm thinking, I will catch a permanent ban. So let me just say: no

Everybody be quiet and look at this baby toucan.

If I don't make some sales tonight [plural, or, alternatively, one big one]? I honestly don't know how we make it to June first. It has been a hellish month, and year. So tonight's thread will be longer again, and I really hope if folks are in the market, they'll consider us.

Reminder that formerly enslaved Black people started Memorial Day. It was initially called Decoration Day as they decorated the graves of Union troops. “As He died to make men holy let us die to make men free”

So everything I've seen today said he apologized for slavery. This is the very first mention of seen of him apologizing for the so-called "Doctrine of Discovery" that was ALSO the root of the colonialist genocides of Indigenous peoples. This matters in ways non-Natives have never even imagined.

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It's smarter to shop at Costco/ Walmart/ Aldi, period! Costco is $60 a year for a standard membership and you save that on your first run. A 40oz Jif at Publix is $8.49, $6.79 at Walmart, and 2x 48oz at Costco is $13.99- 14c oz vs 21c at Publix. We fill our huge Costco cart for $300.

DON HERTZFELDT, in this the year of our oversized spoon 2026, has uploaded a HD version of Rejected to his YT channel?!?!?! OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I'M SO HAPPY HIIIIII

GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.

the classics

and a lot of us have long covid and are trying to avoid becoming even more disabled. it’s always funny to me that they cast maskes as “fear” over what is just a simple, easy, and effective piece of preventative health care

None. Zero.

If I had it to do over again, I would have tried to learn more from her. She seemed like a cool person in retrospect. I just wasn't okay back then and she was in a weird space in her career, too.

I do not feel like doing ANYTHING right now and I have so much to do and I'm gonna be a gigantic bitchy baby about it.