unfortunately, due to everything about me as a person, I WILL be listening to every minute of Allison Mack’s new apology tour podcast

This is literally treated as radical, outside-the-bounds of normal political discourse. But Elon Musk gets $1,000,000,000,000. Enough to by every unhoused person in America a $1.3 million home. Enough to cover federal spending on school lunches for 57 years.

BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. Baaaats baaaats baaaaaaats baaaats

people bitch about woke media but if TOS was on today they would go to a thinly-veiled MAGA planet where the locals worshipped guns and then kirk would hit the orange dictator with a two-fisted karate chop before giving a lecture about how science is real and violence is bad

my first post was a year ago today and now it is time for an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT regarding the future of this account: i'm gonna keep doing it

And Lestat's have only gotten cuntier since, which is wild, because Cruise manages to give quite a bit of cunt in this role.

🚨 Tim Kaine is saying the quiet part out loud - underscoring why anyone shouldn't be satisfied with any of the "no" statements or posts from Dem Senators. If Dem Senators are truly disgusted with this save they should be calling on #SurrenderSchumer to step aside as the Leader immediately.

“Listen, we have to get past these internal recriminations.” - me when my boss asks why I haven’t gotten anything done in 7 weeks

The Grand Canyon was great but I'm done flying til the government fixes its shit. So... forever, probably.

An agreement to agree to do a later vote is NOT an enforceable contract so what in the actual hell are Americans getting out of this deal??

Hear me out: what if you didn't have to be in a committed monogamous relationship in order to access basic human rights and dignity

This is actually People suddenly understanding that they have been tricked into ignoring the class war because the rich have stopped caring to hide. They have become over confident that anyone can do anything to stop it. Individually sure, but collectively you can scare the shit out of them.

So here's the deal: I've spent the last 2 weeks+ trying to make sure the most vulnerable folks locally could survive the SNAP crisis. Still not done; one more round of cards to pick up on Wednesday; distribution still. But that's meant neglecting my own work terribly.

Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.

Ok goodnight I'm stopping screaming til I'm back in my home state.

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542 Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224 King (ME) 202 224-5344 Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324 Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152 Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521 Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841 Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451 Masto (NV) 202 224-3542 Warner (VA) 202 224-2023

My fault for looking at the internet on vacation.

"Because of the length of the shutdown and the pain it's inflicting, we're going to let Republicans inflict more pain on more people over a longer period of time." Fucking 5-D chess, truly. 🙄🙄🙄

Today at the big hole in the ground.

Today in Sedona.

Headed to AZ for the weekend. Nobody better explode the Grand Canyon before I see it.

I dislike that we have given so little decency to Jewish and Muslim people that some of my crafters have to figure out if they have the enotional currency to make art that is representative of their culture because the audience at large can't be trusted to engage with it normally.

The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!

New hairs!

I'm gonna need folks to understand that just because the worst people in America are obsessed with GLP-1s exclusively because of weight loss does not mean they are not LIFE SAVING for a lot of people. There's a reason they're studying their impact on Long Covid right now.

If you think a goose is going to use the word whom I encourage you to get to know a goose

Hey quick question how do I yeet myself into the sun?

Yep, there are local news reports online from all over the northeast confirming that that's what it was. Pretty cool! The satellite they launched is doing Actual Science, too, not some corporate bullshit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentine...

What a great day for me to fly to Arizona.

All the attempts to connect Mamdani to 9/11 are so fucking sick given that he was an elementary school student *living in Manhattan* on 9/11/2001

Zohran says you’re trans now

Having a bad anxiety day and I think it's literally because I'm traveling on Friday. C'mon, brain.

Alito: what if there were an imminent threat of war with a powerful enemy whose economy was dependent on US trade? what if goldfish had laser-eyes what if I could ride a bike to outer space like that's just utterly implausible and not even kind of what's happening in this case

If I had to guess right now (and it is premature!) I'd say the Supreme Court is going to strike down Trump's tariffs. All three liberals are clearly against the government. Barrett too. Roberts leaning that way. And we haven't even gotten to tax-hater Gorsuch yet.

anyway my message to all doomers who think democracy is fucked forever is that I, a queer brown woman who's lived here a third of my life but only became a citizen 6 months ago, just got to cast my first-ever vote in an US election for Zohran I'm not fucking done. Y'all don't get to be, either.

Not only was there a line at my polling place, which I've never seen on an odd year, but it snaked down a hallway and back and around to another room. People are pissed, and it's the one place they feel heard.

Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.

Mamdani's winning *and* I saw a UFO! Pretty good for a Tuesday.

The state's 30% ain't covering it. The feds? Who knows? So if you're in good shape and can help? Donate here: paypal.me/diegowings. Put "SNAP replacement" in the "notes" section. Our group will use it to make sure that folks don't go hungry. But the need is desperate.

I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.

If you are in line to flip Cuomo the finger and fling dog shit at his head STAY IN LINE

LET’S FUCKING GO

Can't believe I have otherwise smart friends on other platforms supporting Cuomo. What part of predator doesn't compute?

ELECTION RAGE/JOY THREAD As polls are starting to close on the East Coast, let us know how your local elections are doing! We tried to have a betting pool for NYC but no one was dumb enough to put money on Cuomo. 🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸🗽🇺🇸

Went in to vote, came out to see a UFO. Sure, why not.

The USDA is the fail safe for SNAP. They have a contingency fund to ensure it’s covered in the event of a shutdown. They’re refusing. Grocery stores stepped up to try and help by offering discounts to any SNAP recipients and the USDA told them they had to stop. Starvation as a policy choice.