"Because of the length of the shutdown and the pain it's inflicting, we're going to let Republicans inflict more pain on more people over a longer period of time." Fucking 5-D chess, truly. 🙄🙄🙄

Until I saw this sign, it never occurred to me that a capital A could be "backwards".

The justices are gonna get so sick of this guy... Like, however much your goals might be aligned with someone else's, if they're an annoying prick, they're an annoying prick, and you're just, "oh my god shut the fuck up already".

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

Video game people: wow they really want us to pay 70 bucks for a game Lego people: Just got this for $300 what a great deal

The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.

Love me some inverse femtobarns!!

Who knew that when Trump said we'd get tired of all the winning, he meant winning against him! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...

To be fair, I don't think Mike Johnson needs an excuse to starve families and gut healthcare. It's a big part of why he went into politics.

My fat stupid ass is rude, motherfucker!!

I know what I'm getting for Christmas! Looks like all the rumors were true, even down to the included minifigs' *accessories* and the preorder gift shuttlepod with Ro Laren.

Yep, there are local news reports online from all over the northeast confirming that that's what it was. Pretty cool! The satellite they launched is doing Actual Science, too, not some corporate bullshit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentine...

In my own little corner of the world, the Dutchess County legislature flipped 5 seats, and control, from 10 Dem / 15 Rep to the opposite, 15 Dem / 10 Rep. All 5 flips were incumbent losses, not open seats.

@esa.int This you?

Went in to vote, came out to see a UFO. Sure, why not.

These fuckin' Autopens will just pardon anybody! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

This cracked me up, because it sounds like so many of my good friends. And probably also me. Source: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

Baskin-Robbins renamed the Cappuccino Blast... "Cappy"?? Like a capybara? Like capicola? Like THIS fuckin' guy? He was like the WORST ham-ham....

Congrats to RFK Jr.'s neighbor, who trolled him with this festive Halloween decoration on her front lawn.

Take THAT, Hunger!

NOW!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

This is *literally exactly* the Sanctuary District from that episode of DS9. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/29/u...

It's honestly hilarious that Paterson is out stumping for Cuomo. I had blissfully forgotten his whole existence until now. Surely I'm not the only one seeing it and going, "Holy fuck, THAT fucking guy again?!"

Yo shape is SO FAT it can't pass thru a hole in ITSELF!

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

All these olds in the comments complaining about GO HAM crossing ESME (Cullen) in the crossword today... I am 47 and I got that no problem! #NYTcrossword

At last an update on the future of #DoctorWho!

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

I’m really enjoying watching the google trends

Anti-AI pearl-clutching at its finest: "Someone might have been able to make these images easily instead of with great difficulty and that's bad!"

I want to give a shout-out to the 11% of NYT Connections players today who thought "ball bag" would be one of the answers. Stay classy!

That's great, Netflix, but what if I just watch The Lord of Catan like 15 times instead? boardgamegeek.com/blog/1/blogp...

Look, I also want to completely check out from work and focus on home renovations, but, one, I have to work to pay for the renovations because I don't have billionaire kiss-asses doing it, and two, more importantly, I'm not the FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

"Keys are extra." 🤯 The richest man in the world is such a cheap fuck. I've watched him suck the life out of this company over the last decade to save pennies, and it's just mind-boggling. www.autoblog.com/news/tesla-q...

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Hie thee to a dictionary, Sam Ezersky.

I'm really tired of reading about rich assholes.

FIVE NINES!

If you see this, QTP with a sword. ⚔️

I still think about the KFConsole, and am angry they never actually made it.

I got one of those questions today that every parent knows is coming eventually but you're never fully prepared for.... "What's Hammer Time?"

If you see this, post a robot

Good. Every time I see a live-action adaptation, it feels like a slight against animation; and I will continue to say that until Citizen Kane gets a (mass-market!) animated adaptation. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

I did not expect to see @abigaiil-morris.bsky.social at #NYCC! Sadly, I could not talk @speaksincolor.bsky.social into posing for a pic with her. 😾

Apparently I am a pirate, because apparently this is my parrot. #Caturday

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but