I was literally just last week talking to a friend who is miserable at his current job, was offered a great new one, and genuinely did not know if he was going to be able to take it because they use United Healthcare and none of his shit would be covered. thank god his wife's plan can cover him

Every time this tech comes around, we make it so no one wants to wear them outside, and that is good and correct and we must keep it up until it fades away yet again. And then th enext time? We do it all over again.

What to do if you find a baby bunny. Thanks @portmanteauface.bsky.social for the suggestion!

Trying to extract rents when you can't even guarantee security is such a good bit. The Jackie Aprile Jr. presidency

Simply fantastic

remembered this image and started giggling to myself eheheheh

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This fantasy draft bullshit is so tasteless when over a thousand people just lost their jobs

he's insane. and a wifeguy.

Don’t know who to credit for this. But it is how I feel.

Apologizing, cancelling the stream, and not taking the money while pledging to vet sponsors better in the future, but there are still replies saying "not good enough!" What *is* good enough then? GDQ of all events has earned enough grace to be forgiven, and these are exactly the right steps to take

RIP to an utter legend 💔

i have mentioned this many times before, but i think the post-9/11 and social media world that eliminated the ability to work under the table or pay cash for rent or try to start over is a net negative, overall, if very recent

I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis

and it's great and you should keep tricking the masses like this if you want to because they will never sympathize with trans women so you might as well just do what you want

Neil Gaiman still being on Tumblr but Gooseworx is banned is fucking crazy

Hey man I know we all go into this otherworld and turn into representations of our true selves but I couldn't help but notice that yours has the highest defense and attack redirection skills. Do u wanna talk about your home life man

I think more chicken moots should play FFXIV because you can dress up your big fat chicken in a space suit

Alfred Nobel established the Nobel Prize after wake up call: newspapers mistakenly published his obituary when his brother died & what he read as his legacy horrified him speaking ill (factually) of the dead is literally the most effective way to curb living racist & Nazi public figures/politicians

Doctor puts a stethoscope to his chest and just hears a thousand buzzing wasps

i found a red faux-leather jacket in size 4t for 5 bucks at the thrift store, so i decorated it for my 4-year-old

You can't just up and decide to reappear on the same day lindsey graham drops dead and not expect me to think some sort of dark magick ritual sacrifice soul eating took place. It's called occam's razor

So the “you have to outlive them”? You are experiencing that now. You’re outliving them. Keep it up.

this really was an all-timer comment

Illustration publiée dans le magazine "Newtype" d'aout 1986 Auteur : Naoyuki Onda page wiki de l'image #Gundam

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We have canceled our sponsored stream with SNK. We have heard the concerns from our community regarding this partnership, specifically the company’s majority ownership by Saudi Arabia's Public Investment Fund, and the human rights concerns tied to the Saudi government.

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The Shinra Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has stopped monitoring the status effect that turns you into a frog.

"ai vibe coded silent hill 1 pc port updates to remove tank controls and adds modern third person style controls" swear to god nobody hates old games more than the people working on this kind of junk lol

// DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 SPOILERS How Flowery was moving this chapter #Deltarune

i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world

deltarune genuinely has some of the hardest choices in any game

i feel like the fandom obsession with things being Canon™ has led to so many people having no idea how to handle something being Implied but not outright stated. which leads to picking up on clues intentionally left by the author being given the same weight as headcanons pulled out of thin air

You’re laughing Lindsey Graham died and is being reincarnated as Ben Shapiro’s fifth child and you’re laughing

I think the Deltarune subreddit attempting to ban using she/her for Ralsei is the most definitive proof to date of her being transfem, speedrunning what we all experience

Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.