and i've been hoping to eat a chili pepper that will do this to me ever since

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Tripped while walking through a swamp and grabbed the first thing I could for support, which happened to be a stalk of sawgrass. sliced my hand.

Not Miyazaki but my answer is still Only Yesterday

yay :)

the Online Safety Act is one of the most ridiculous pieces of legislation any country has introduced and it's incredible how many glaring holes there are in how its enforced vs what those Labour Right creeps said it was about.

The world must boycott the World Cup and the Olympics. It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.

*Whiney Starmer voice* Sadly you must give Bluesky your card details before you can DM & show your knickers to the Knicker Inspectors before you pee because we're protecting women and chiiiiildreeennnn *5 minutes later*

Just hit the Gen Z/Gen Alpha with this meme and they’ll forever be skeptical of the military recrooters.

second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry

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magical

5.

Any man who wants to start a podcast should have to sit in front of a tribunal of women and plead their case

period debuff

"If you don't call me cool and give me my lil award I'll kill as many people as possible out of spite" really does appear to be the driving animus of everyone in this administration and its adjacent oligarchy.

do you think hbomb ever feels like oppenheimer for having opened the floodgates of the pointlessly long slop essay video genre with his sherlock vid

so it’s going well then

checking out the crypto gaming magazine’s 2026 “most anticipated” list to see how blockchain gaming has been going

happy new year! have a unicorn lady

R.I.P Lambdadelta you would have loved Balatro

sharlayan

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

The Wuchang run currently live on GDQ reminded me of this. Again, a game by a Chinese studio set in China, and it's jam-packed full of skeletons and blood and gore. There's mountains of evidence that Chinese media censors are just messing with western studios if you even give it a cursory look.

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Gotta be real a queer read of char adds so much to UC. Repressing identity and chronic avoidance of the things that terrify you will eventually fuck up your life -- including your ambitions for spacenoid independence AND your chances with the autistic boy you've obsessed over for more than a decade

A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it

I never for a second thought Trump arranged for those murders of that Minnesota state rep and her husband, but now that he’s accusing someone else I am almost certain he’s responsible

what would be the funniest song to get a wildly tonally different cover for The Traitors? My first thought was "Bad Boy" by Cascada

I have never seen anything more impotent than the EU right now. The US just invaded a nation for its own financial benefit, murdered dozens, disappeared the de facto leader, claimed governance and the oil - and has openly said Greenland is next, and our leaders are here going "oh well yeah haha"

When Jersey is as far east as you're willing to go

ホワイトベース　リク絵

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

I can finally announce: I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties. Amy Gledhill Joanna Page Armando Iannucci Joel Dommett And me!

As a Panamanian who has lived her whole life watching the aftermath of the Panamanian invasion, I implore you to signal boost or donate to Venezuelan causes if possible. It won't end with just Maduro. if you think the USA will face ANY consequences for this, I'll actually laugh in your face.

Osamu Tezuka famously did this.

that is what Bush said about Iraq - $7 trillion mistake