This is an absolute dogshit decision and makes me really angry.

I think it’s important to remember that you don’t get points for being a bootlicker, you just out yourself as a spineless little worm. The boot doesn’t care how well you clean it. It will still crush you.

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

This is especially the case when you can get such an easy win by paying Pedro Pascal a bazillion dollars to dress up as Santa in the Coke truck and immediately have the entire internet love you and forget every bad thing you've ever done.

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

Come on down to BUSINESS THRALL’S Tomb Ship Depot and walk away with a new ride, no glimmer down! We got Threshers, we got Skiffs, we got deals that will make Xur cry (can Xur cry?) Yee Haw! #FotLFashion2025

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻 Enter if you dare...🚪

Parents, make sure to check your kids' candy this Halloween, you won't believe the stuff we are finding hidden in these wrappers!

Am I spamming your feed with posts about my wife's new book? You fucking bet I am!

If I’ve convinced you here’s the link to buy from your preferred retailer! buy.bookfunnel.com/un0bl5afug

Themes and Tropes ❤️ Sweet Romance 🏡 Found Family 🌺 Strong Female Friendships 📖 Light Academia 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ Rep 🧠 Neurodivergence Rep 🌟 Gentle & Cosy Magic

To take her place as Librarian of the Quartz Falls Library, she must learn to wield magic, trust her heart, and believe that even ordinary lives can hold extraordinary stories.

When an oversized, locked tome appears on the doorstep of the bookshop where Esme works, it sets off a chain of impossible events. With the shop’s sudden closure and her quiet life unravelling, Esme is drawn into a world of magic, wonder, and secrets.

At thirty-five, Esme thought her story was already written—until a mysterious book invited her into another world.

My debut cosy fantasy novel The Lunar Quartz Library is out today! Read on for all the details 👇👇👇

Here you go! Kobo, Apple, Smashwords and Fable right here. buy.bookfunnel.com/un0bl5afug

It's October 30th, so you know what that means? it means that the new book by my extremely talented wife @mrsglempy.bsky.social is now available! Get your cosy fantasy fix! amzn.eu/d/3rZqQxa

Sam watching helplessly as Frodo starts to identify with Gollum, a weird, transparently insane bald freak in a diaper who eats live birds and mutters about murdering Sam and Frodo all the time, was a mood without a strong modern parallel until people started falling for AI.

I remembering hearing something along the lines of for most countries their biggest city is twice as big as the city in second, which is twice as big as the one in third. With the exception of London and the UK which gives precisely zero fucks about even population distribution

The bitterly ironic transformation of the iconography of the poppy, from sombre reminder of the senseless futility of a war in which the British ruling class systematically ordered the wholesale slaughter of millions of working-class men, to 'War Christmas', says everything about the current crisis

I’m reminded of a pub in Windsor I once visited where *every* flat surface in the lavatories was smeared with Vaseline so people couldn’t do lines of coke

This year’s Festival of the Lost in @destinythegame.bungie.net has led to the creation of BUSINESS THRALL. #Destiny2AOTW

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the future lesbians want

Dont make me tap the t shirt

This is the last Friday I’ll be working this year, so that’s nice.

Lunch today was a toastie made with home made white bread, cheddar and some left over chilli jam noodle sauce (tofu, tahini, Nando’s chilli jam, no actual noodles.) It was divine!

Also.

The leading 0s suggest that this image is representing a James Bond before April 15th 1995, since Golden Eye wasn’t released until November 15th of the same year, it is unlikely that it is Pierce Brosnan represented here

Found it lmfao. Just perfect.

Inspired by @minovskyarticle.bsky.social getting into MtG and enjoying bird cards, I've created this extremely loose and silly primer on all the color identities.

And if you *don’t* know how to craft something, you should at least have to capacity to *learn* how to do it

When the @effinbirds.com calendar hits, it hits hard

The proof copy is here and she is CHONKY. Also- I have decided to number my books because no one seems to be doing that anymore and it bugs me.

Hey everyone! The magnificently talented (and also very pretty) @mrsglempy.bsky.social has a book coming out on the 30th October! That’s two weeks today! www.instagram.com/p/DP4LGJ9jJR...

New entry on the US Visa waiver form alongside “were you ever a member of the nazi government of Germany,” and “do you have syphilis,” is “have you ever written a mean post about a right-wing piss-baby?”

oh you asked chatgpt? well I got high on paint fumes and asked the fae in the woods and they think you're lame as hell for that.

Evergreen advice youtu.be/nWEpW6KOZDs

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

LGBTQIA+ is rebranding as LGBTQIA MAX

Remember the last time I made some ill advised DIY choices by deciding to replace the kitchen sink? Turns out I have learnt nothing.

Important, giant doggo news www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

“He had always been a turd, but the war had turned him into a shit”

highland cattle have it figured out