Driving with WASD controls is a CRIME

I don’t share a lot of my writing stuff here, but if you’re in need of some ASMR… Cosy Fantasy Book Reading ASMR | The Lunar Quartz Library Chapters 1–3 youtu.be/GjQRbZDjaok

Listening to music or watching videos with sound on in public.

When you’re an adult who can eat what they want

Hilary Duff has a new album out. All is right with the world.

Peak charity shop find- choose your own adventure book!

Now that I’m back from Iceland, @mrsglempy.bsky.social has suggested that if anyone enquires as to whether I would recommend it as a destination I should channel Babylon 5’s N’Grath

Ah yes a document summary for THIS. Ffs.

The perils of charity shop puzzles.

New bestie alert. Love her!

First sewing project completed- corner bookmarks!

@spindilly.bsky.social @glempy.bsky.social got me a proper sewing machine for Christmas. Threaded it and it worked perfectly on the first go and now I feel like a wizard

If you ever doubted just how in sync me and @glempy.bsky.social are

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Please don’t be that person who swears blind that coffee from independent coffee shops always tastes better than chains. I’ve had plenty of terrible coffee from independent coffee shops. Having marginally more ethics does not make coffee taste better!

Scenes from Talamasca currently living rent free in my mind. Mostly the last one if I’m being honest.

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@spindilly.bsky.social HELP why does my machine not sew 🥲 Ignore the flash it’s the light on the machine. Open to anyone else who sews!!!

I know what @glempy.bsky.social likes… it’s concert tickets for his 40th birthday next year.

Penultimate episode of Babylon 5 did Lennier DIRTY and I am mad about it. That is all.

As with many gaming related things my husband does I have *no idea* what this is about but I’m sure as heck going to support and repost

My debut cosy fantasy novel The Lunar Quartz Library is out today! Read on for all the details 👇👇👇

If you see this, post 4 female characters you love.

Did a guided meditation to meet the spirit of my business (because I am woo woo) and turns out it’s Lennier from Babylon 5.

The proof copy is here and she is CHONKY. Also- I have decided to number my books because no one seems to be doing that anymore and it bugs me.

Little treat, because I am the only coffee drinker in this house.

Babylon 5 is super depressing right now and she is the one character keeping me going 😅

You can now read the first chapter of my upcoming cosy fantasy novel for FREE! dl.bookfunnel.com/gepkzpncih

RELEASE DAY! The Cosy Living Collection is the omnibus edition of my three non fiction books, with three bonus chapters for those who already own one, two or even all three! Save 15% on buying this edition over buying all three titles separately.

Age verification? Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written

Peanut butter and gherkin Sammich.

That’s a BIG ask Affinity…

NOT NOW computer when I’m desperately trying to get this book ready for beta readers. (Fear not- turning it on and off again fixed it.)

My sparkly magical girl brain whilst reading @glempy.bsky.social dark musings

Please enjoy this chonky bee doing a run

I have to pass on this vitally important message from one of the cats next door

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs (hard mode, no SW, ST, or LOTR)

What actors expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation

This is who runs this account

If you are in need of cosy content might I be so bold as to suggest my YT channel? Good vibes guaranteed.

The first draft of my book is completed! Taking a week off then… LET THE REDRAFTING COMMENCE

@glempy.bsky.social and I were just saying we need to organise all of us going to this before the horrors of school holidays when we retreat into the sanctity of home for 6 weeks. Please provide some suggested dates for consideration thx

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

Made hot cross buns for me and @glempy.bsky.social to toast and slather in Kerrygold later

This is my magnum opus sans audio because copyright

Repost with a pic you saved but haven’t found a use for

If you remember this, welcome to middle age!

Post your favourite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.

For the price of what I spent on a bus ticket today, I could have driven approximately 40miles. I travelled 4 MILES on that bus. This is why no one uses public transport, amongst other reasons, outside of city centres.