Brace Belden is the greatest poster of all time and an American hero. Sir, I know you are too cool for BlueSky, but I salute you anyway.

Mission accomplished, Director Patel. 🖖

Anyway, good morning music.youtube.com/watch?v=-ypR...

▫️-Magicite-▫️ #art #artsky #ffvi #finalfantasy

The Active Shooter Selfie, America's latest contribution to the art world

I’m sorry, is he Naruto running

We’ve become way too inured to the constant violence because of all of the people in power who revel in it. What a joyless, artless, sexless, rudderless country we became so fast.

Just watched Tampopo, what a great movie. Everyone else good tonight?

JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

also wtf have they done to my boy Legato

The thing is I don't really care who likes or hates Hasan, but I need people to be smart enough to realize the main reason the media is trying to turn him into a human purity test is to make him a proxy for antizionism now that antizionism is no longer a workable purity test since it's popular.

I assume this is less about anything Alex Jones believes and is more about attempting to gas up Infowars' most "neurodivergent" and "stupid" fans into Doing Something.

Frog :)

Read Misericorde

Hey everyone! An old man is talking!! ❤️

when she's all pepp'd up

They got a tax on everything these days!!!1!

Everyone SAYS they miss the 90s and want more 90s nostalgia and then a movie goes and creates a terrible original rap song and suddenly it's all "No, not like that!"

They already made this in Visual Novel format and it fuckin rules.

Fact check, the hottest ticket in the DC area is actually Saturday night at my place. I'm having the boys over, setting out hummus and putting on reruns of Alfred Hitchcock Presents. 😎

Move over Hemingway, "Elon Musk, please help" clocks in at a cool four words

I hate to be the one to tell you this but your roommate is Harry Dresden.

Thank you McDonalds for hiring those facing federal job losses. Every family deserves to earn a living and that’s why we raised our minimum wage in Virginia to $15 an hour.

Richard III Act 3, Scene 7

Proud to be a resident of what will be the new 7th Virginia Congressional District aka The Claw.

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

All praise to the wise PMC class overlords of Arlington county who carried the day in Virginia and will liberate the rest of the commonwealth. 🫡💙

youtu.be/k1AC7peQZ9o?... This is a great video that breaks down, in incredible detail, why the winner's circle on the $25,000 Pyramid is sixty seconds of absolute perfect television.

Saw Banned Book Club in the popular section on Comics Plus and decided to give it a read given what we’re dealing with in the U.S. This book is based on the events that took place in South Korea in 1983 and it is a true story. It was a great read.

One of my least "liberal" opinions is that some people need, at the very least, a life-altering amount of violence done to them. "Oh you should never respond to words with physical violence." Fuck off, this ain't the Areopagus.

one of my grumpier opinions is i don't like when people use watsonian and doylist in serious discussions. just say diagetic please watsoninan makes you sound like you learned everything you know about criticism from tv tropes

They're calling it the most money anyone has ever spent to get 5th place in the OhayoCon AMV contest.

PETA is 100% an op funded by the meat industry

You know you're in for a real knee-slapper when they break out the Big Red Font

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Horse Majeure

This one seems to have caused panic, and it’s pretty bleak that a picture of a guy smashing a statue of a dude who died two thousand years ago is more internationally disastrous than hundreds of hours of video of civilians being bombed, burned, machine gunned, sniped, evicted and starved.

Can vouch for this recipe personally. Easy to make and delicious (assuming you like pork and kim chi)

John Swartzwelder had the best answer to this question.

The POPE is HOT HOT HOT

Every Democrat speech to rally the base is just this

Salute to an all-time tweet

This is a hell of a thing to say with your whole chest when you come from a culture whose main export to the world is guns, bombs and movies about Spiderman.

Needy Girl Overdose episode 3 was a ride

Zeus is a bitch part one million

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Kai - O - Ken Times Four

lmaooooooooo

Remember the time Spiderman fought RFK Jr.?