Can’t decide if I have a drinking problem or a turtle problem.

Did you read enough comic books this weekend?

Happy Saturday Comic Book Homies!

This will always be one of my favorite interactions between Spider-Man and the Green Goblin:

Me every morning:

Good Morning Comic Book Homies!

“What if we had Godzilla wear the Dragonzord like a silly hat?”

Green Ranger: You’ve got to go through me! Godzilla: Say less

Comic books are cool.

I’m probably going to pass on these figures, but that Godzilla Dragonzord would be an instant purchase.

Good Morning Comic Book Homies!

Is Absolute Batman an angry masterpiece or a lightning rod for online toxicity? Tune in to hear our take, and let us know your thoughts in the comments! Latest podcast ep on: 🍎Apple: bit.ly/4hJCgMU 🟢Spotify: bit.ly/4qDFSnP

🚨 NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🚨 The Absolute Batman Annual broke the internet, and we're breaking it down. Hosts @wednesdaypull and @sime_on_toast discuss the brutal portrayal, toxic fandom, and complex justice in the 2025 controversy.

Absolute Poison Ivy when she meets Bruce Wayne:

Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Absolute Joker when Absolute Batman hits him with the, “Jokes on you this time…”

January Pull List Planning:

You’ve done your best Batman. It might be time to reconsider your stance on guns.

Good Morning Comic Book Homies!

“Remember, remember the fifth of November…”

Happy New Comic Book Day Homies! What did you pick up today?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Devils…. and Matt.

Good Morning Comic Book Homies!

I need to travel back in time to prevent the comic book universe from entering cyberspace.

Just heard the news about Dick Cheney…

Good Morning Comic Book Homies!

Oops. I forgot to socialize my media today.

Did you read enough comic books this weekend?

Me: I don’t need any of the variant covers for the Absolute Batman Annual. It would be hard to top DWJ’s main cover. Also me: IT WILL BE MINE

Me after reading the Absolute Batman Annual for the 67th time:

Good Morning Comic Book Homies!

I was Thor for Halloween once in college.

Have you ever dressed up like a comic book character for Halloween?

I am Thomas Wayne.

Good Morning Comic Book Homies!

#NowListening This is the perfect companion to the Absolute Batman 2025 Annual. It should be required listening for anyone checking out the issue.

🦇New Episode🦇 @danielwarrenart.bsky.social joins us for an Exclusive Conversation about ABSOLUTE BATMAN ANNUAL #1 - OUT TODAY - & why this book was the most brutal comic to make, but demanded to get out of his mind & hands: www.comicbookcouplescounseling.com/post/daniel-...

If you enjoyed that One-Winged Angel in Absolute Batman Annual, you should also check out Do a Powerbomb, also written and illustrated by Daniel Warren Johnson.

That Absolute Batman really struck a cord with a certain demographic.

Now that you got your engagement from posting every page of the Absolute Batman Annual, show us which cover you picked up.

Happy New Comic Book Day Homies!

All the dorks posting spoilers the morning of New Comic Book Day deserve one of these:

Me after asking my wife if I can stay home from work so I can pick up the Absolute Batman Annual as soon as my lcs opens:

Fair warning. All of the internet weirdos are racing to post every panel of the Absolute Batman Annual before your local comic shop opens.

Good Morning Comic Book Homies!

Everything Daniel Warren Johnson touches is gold.

DC Comics has been knocking it out of the park lately. But I will never forgive them for not fully committing to Electric Blue Jon.

I like my caffeine addiction like I like my Superman

Looks like it’s time to start posting thirst traps on Bluesky.

BRUCE! STAY AWAY FROM THE ABSOLUTE JOKER! YOU CANNOT HANDLE ALL THAT!