Afroman found not liable. A complete victory for the rapper and a massive unforced error from the cops and their attorney. www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

the fascist can bully you, the fascist can raid your house under cover of law, the fascist can take a lot from you. but the fascist can never be cool. Afroman? Afroman is cool. www.tiktok.com/@imnotalawye...

I believe Afroman. Whatever he says is real to me and I believe it. Amazing.

Someone in NYC should do interviews with middle-school kids who take the subway to and from school every day, to see if they have any advice for Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy who can't seem to go a single day without pissing himself in fear over them.

Me: *crying and missing my precious dead dog* My brain: too bad he wasn't a worse dog, like with a really bad personality. then you probably wouldn't feel like this, you know? if you hated him. --- WOW, BRAIN. THIS IS GREAT THX

Stopped at the local wine and spirits to ask for a wine crate. The guy was so sweet and looked for a long time in the back for one for us because "it's hard to lose a fur baby". We'll bury him in the back yard when the ground thaws.

my beautiful boy passed today

How even do you breathe when your oldest dog dies?

This is funny to me because when I was young, conservatives hated these plastic playgrounds. They could harp on and on about how we needed to keep the old dangerous metal playgrounds with 20ft tall slides that burnt your legs because "children need to learn about risk!" They simply hate change.

I used to be someone who loved dogs but tonight has changed this and now I (the person who currently smells like a skunk) retract ALL statements in support of dogs. Dogs are terrible actually. Especially in combination with skunks, as it turns out. Dogs? The worst. Only thing worse are skunks.

Watching more tax dollars then I will generate in my entire life be wasted on trying to blow up a drawing of a drone on the ground and crying tears of joy that we are going to lose and the American empire will fall

can't believe we all call it chili mac when "chili-roni and cheese" is right there

Fundamentalism is caused by damage to the prefrontal cortex specifically. And as we all know, spanking literal babies is one of the most popular fundy pastimes. Guess what *causes* damage to the prefrontal cortex (in addition to being sexual abuse)? Spanking. These folks are sick. Actually.

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Just because you feel like you're being honest, doesn't mean you're telling the truth!

trump kills americans, abducts college students and the democratic leadership tells their caucus not to make a scene -- and people take the side of the leadership! insanity

every day i lament the fact that we are not hitting back at the fascists with all the strength they come after us with. and then more.

The State of the Union was literally just a Miss America pageant. He was doing surprise reveals, awards, parading people's trauma out for laughs and applause. It was just an award show for idiots. Can you imagine accepting an "award" from a child rapist? The shame of even being in the same room.

Democrats WANT a war with Iran. There's no other way to read this shit They like it. They want it. They are excited about it.

who did this

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

Pure concentration

slavery is one of the rare things historically where the more you learn about it the more you realize your initial assessment was correct and it was in fact one of the most evil things ever to occur

New rule: I should be allowed to sleep at the hospital, in the oxygen chamber with my dog. 😭

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

I love when an older person sees me, a slightly odd/alt looking 40-something, and they immediately start venting to me about politics. I love that they see me and think, "oh, yes, that weirdo will agree with me."

Haha, they literally prepared a document on Epstein's death that's dated "August 9, 2019" and I saw it with mine own cursed eyes. This is fine though. Surely everything else they've done is above board!!

I always know I'm low on salts when sugar free Gatorade tastes AMAZING.

@hellohell.bsky.social catching me up on the horrors "some level cannibalism does appear to be happening"

Going through all the little bits in my sewing room. These came in a button tin from the local thrift. ...do they still make buttons this obscene? Probably not. Better keep em just in case I need the veiny-est trio of coat buttons that you've ever seen.

We need to remove ALL of this man's money from him asap. It's grotesque. He can have five dollars every two weeks.

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

"OH GOD, i thought the painting was gonna shoot me with a hand gun. It was so intimidating."

happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.

It doesn't matter if Palantir gets your address, social security number, and name of your first pet fish if there are too many of us to even try to prosecute. There's not many of them. There's millions of us.

Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it

I’m so glad you went. I had many people ask me - “is it safe? Should I leave my phone and ID at home? Do I need an exit strategy?” We’re building this bizarre and paranoid civic culture based almost entirely on miasmatic online fear endlessly feeding itself. Selma marchers didn’t even mask!

or better- Cops don’t exist. There is no such thing as a police officer, anymore.

Quiet, Piggy.

If your church has a gift shop, it's actually just a store and should not be tax exempt. If it has a coffee shop, it is actually just a coffee shop and should not be tax exempt. If it cannot or will not help members of the community who are NOT part of the church, it should not be tax exempt.

ICE in Biddeford, Maine telling a father they are coming back for the whole family. Cruelty. Threats. We love our neighbors.

Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.

Then they are all the murderers.

Prosecute ICE. Persecute ICE. Never let ICE have a moment of rest.