Why isn’t the right excited about technology?

The DOW is over 50,000, I want to be a good boy

The Supreme Court:

eat your hearts out Founders, turns out the members of monarchy you left has more public accountability than the leaders of the Republic you created

AI finally did something good (threatened to raise the price of hard drives which finally prompted me upgrade my plex external drive)

as i plug another power strip to the outlet

I spent like an hour cleaning out the dryer only for @hellohell.bsky.social to fix it by "hitting it hard with a cupped hand"

the thing about "why isn't the left excited about AI" is that like didn't Microsoft just last week say they planned to use it to put 50% of the population out of work?

What other words would people used to describe the Democrats?

you know what would be a great way to market the AI technology you really want me to use but which I have thus far refused to touch? what if you used it to imply that my emails are poorly written, in real time as I'm writing them, even though I'm consciously trying to avoid sounding like AI?

Fat Bitches of the World, Unite! You have nothing to lose but your shame!

Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea?

New main character: woke rizzler

I'm pretty much dying (have a canker sore)

ready to fly

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

I’m so sick of Ozempic ads I think I’m getting fat out of spite

man I can't believe we got football and gun rights in the culture war

If he bans porn from the WaPo I am cancelling my subscription

@hellohell.bsky.social catching me up on the horrors "some level cannibalism does appear to be happening"

landed in Boston and the first Wi-Fi my phone found was a dunkin

oh my way back from the super spreader spreader/onsite

"single. no particular distinctions", brutal

becoming more and more firmly convinced we will be living in epsteinland/rapeworld for the foreseeable future. buckle up. the reverberations from these revelations will last at least through 2028 if not later

overall I think it's bad to be stuck inside a machine that is bleeding to death, 0/5 stars

sorry, i had a chance to save the global financial system, but it went to my spam

my last search I made before my plane took off was "trump shit pants real?"

no Google I never, ever, at no point want to transform a photo in anime

guy working for a surveillance company named after the evil surveillance devices employed by the Bad Guy in Lord of the Rings, discovering that his company is doing bad things

me, absolutely not misremembering anything: i could be misremembering that

kristi noem set to retire from her post in order to spend more time at a big dog-killing farm upstate

back to capitalism like it's all normal in this country tomorrow

The Republican position on guns is and always was that guns can only be used by lone wolves to murder schoolchildren or by Republicans to murder whoever they want.

"This boot tastes like ice cream!" - every nazi bitch on the internet today

[through teeth so gritted they've ground to powder]: thank you to the NRA for being the voice of reason

2nd amendment supporters sure have suddenly decided that actually it's much more nuanced than previously stated

I don't know about everyone else, but I actually hit "please no more winning" awhile ago

I’m cool with this as long as it’s a hologram of Hayden Christensen

my boys

"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans

The French are so back, Charles de Gaulle is so erect he's causing earthquakes in the Colombey les Deux Églises

Every European leader trying to figure out what to do about the head of NATO attacking NATO

I was not aware that Peterson had ever stopped

1 year after the death of woke the number 1 TV show and 7 of the top 10 fiction books are about gay hockey players

extremely funny that they paywalled this

this is where I'm at

the Dem leadership mono-focus on "affordability" while pretending like all the other fascism isn't happening is bad tactics imo, but I do think it would hit if they came out and said "Give us Congress and we will take away the President's ability to capriciously impose tariffs based on his whim"

If someone say they're a Bayesian I figure they're a big fan of composer and vaudeville star Nora Bayes, a shining personality gone too soon.