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I will never join a meeting early, I don't care if teams makes the sound for someone else joining it, you're not b tricking me

Butlerian Jihad Now

i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today

the oregon whale is reminding me about my take on The Roses

Oppenheimer, 2023

A pool table, don't you understand? Friend, either you're closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster Indicated by the presence of a pool table

we need a second terror

If you die in the Lego Movie you die in real life.

everyone without a muffler is getting the wall

I need to listen to the album a couple dozen more times to decide how I feel about it as a whole, but it opens strong with this runs

a major problem living rurally is that if you get high after work and think "be nice not to have to figure dinner out tonight" YOU CANNOT BECAUSE IT IS 7PM AND THE 3 OPTIONS ARE ALREADY CLOSED

i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself

in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority

If the pee tape ends up coming out because of all this, I'm going back to church. Or some sort of temple. I'll find some kind of religion is what I'm saying.

The plan? We shut down the government for 40 days, and then cave, making it all completely pointless. Vote blue

it's unreal how far ahead of us China is in every way

Canada please come get your geese, they're shitting everywhere

it's so peak american century that we gave the president a very large private jet that requires him to climb up and down a tall slippery staircase in front of cameras whenever he gets on/off and basically every president eventually falls on them

supreme court just seeing how close they can dance to the ancien regime

"rather than send another email i thought i'd just call you" that's your problem. you should just get on my level. i am capable of sending what is effectively an infinite number of emails.

time to listen to some real good, real sad shit

he's gonna knock down the other wing now

it is now illegal to be Italian in new york city

He's shooting his friends in the face with the angels now

rip to a real one (war criminal)

cosign

Insane that google has lit so much money on fire for this

official "oh thank god, now i can go to bed" years old experiencing this series

oh thank god, this might end

i was a little skeptical of the pitch clock before this series, but i'm fully convinced now and think it should be 3 seconds max

A wild-eyed Christopher Lloyd explaining that the only way to close the inter-dimensional wormhole from the Cubs winning the World Series is to play another World Series in the "null hour" when clocks are turned back.

please someone win so i can sleep

I love that anyone who was on Twitter in 2016 at least half-seriously believes the Cubs sent us into an alternate fascist reality. It's like a very specific kind of very online liberal millennial/Gen X conspiracy theory

I'm keeping the kids safe by eating all the edibles in my house before trick-or-treating starts

since the LA games started at 5pm local time, I assume that the Toronto ones will do the same and I can get some rest, right?

don't worry man, it's different this time, the companies have "things" and "stuff" so it's practically foolproof. second picture unrelated i can't figure out how to remove it

makes sense, they've only got a balance sheet of $6.6 trillion, got economize

finally a card at the local university and picked up some light reading

[me, completely stuffed and exhausted] "oh wow, more baseball? you really shouldn't have"

sharks, my pitch is a service that redistributes salmon skin from people that (wrongly) don't like it to those that (correctly) do

I feel like I should be excused from watching this game since I basically watched two last night

we need to make Petruchio’s “wive and thrive” from Taming of the Shrew a thing

i think teams changing uniform colors when home or away is too confusing

it's time

I need someone to appreciate me more than my husband rn

i know it's probably part of the magic of baseball or whatever, but they need to figure out a second tune for the organ to play

This Kind Of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities

i'm glad the dodgers are favored