it’s never a good sign when a software developer starts talking about human nature

Everything Falling Apart, Reports Institute For Somehow Managing To Hold It All Together https://theonion.com/everything-falling-apart-reports-institute-for-somehow-1819569822/

“Now we have no more cookies to eat,” said Toad sadly. “Not even one.” “Yes,” said Frog, “but we have lots and lots of will power.” “You may keep it all, Frog,” said Toad. “I am going home now to bake a cake.”

among biblical scholars there's little disagreement that, when it comes to plagues, the "good one" is frogs

GO SEE MY HOT BUTCH 🔥 I mean he is a very talented and skilled performer who has a crystal-clear artistic vision, puts a ton of heart into everything he does, and works EXTREMELY hard on refining his craft. But also: HOTTT BUTCH

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity https://theonion.com/physical-media-collector-pumped-for-downfall-of-humanity/

post that did numbers in my dream: 👩🏼: i can’t open this ✉️ 👩🏻: here you go 🗡️ 👩🏼: thank you 📄

Electricity now costs up to 267% more than it did five years ago in areas near data centers. www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...

Something something age verification but here I am in Ohio still postin'. What's going on????

Regular reminder that behind damn near every large-scale "Automated" "AI" system is a team of underpaid and otherwise exploited humans. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Me applying to jobs

Bro I know you got a tummy ache but you remember that Roko's Basilisk thing I told you about? Yeah well it turns out it also future-tortures anyone who flakes on going to the horseshoes tournament at the park

THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol so i made it for him in photoshop and got carried away

But can 70000 be teeth wrong???

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

Musing of a short, baby-faced person: Do the people who think I look 10-15 years younger than I am just not see my gray hair and crows feet, or do they think I am the most haggard 23 year old alive???

Morning walk

Chotiner: where is the center of danger? Me: it is of a particular size and shape, and below us Chotiner: is anything valued here? Me: no but we’ll have signs Chotiner: what kind of signs? Me: well we’re still working on that Chotiner: and you consider yourself a powerful culture? Me: wait

I have a big request. My baby cousin, 15, is in hospital, non-responsive. I'd like to see her one last time & am trying to fly across the ocean *tomorrow* to make this happen. It would cost about £2500 or £3300 dollars. If you're able to contribute, this is my paypal: paypal.me/riversandfam

repost 🖍️🖌️✂️

Important Announcement!!! Today is Rosh Hashana AND Bi Visibility Day which means 5786 is going to be a BISEXUAL YEAR sorry I DO make the rules!!! 🍎🍏🍯🐝🩷💜💙👀🌈🗓💯

cartoonists handing the same 5 dollar bill around the Small Press Expo but it's the entire economy somehow

Plus sized shopping be like

BREAKING: The U.K., Canada and Australia officially recognize a Palestinian state, a significant shift away from alignment with the U.S.

Art motivation 💪

I will never not repost this

heritage strawberries, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1908

The company's work is never done, friend.

Me frantically googling: "How do I make short hair look cool instead of frumpy" The internet: Confidence!! Me: Well f*ck

I don't play DnD and Sam doesn't listen to podcasts about cults

Invented a new anxiety screener which is just asking people how much they want to SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

I love obscure varieties of apples I bet these taste INCREDIBLE

God this is heart-ripping

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LOVE IS REAL let's gooooooo!!!!

"So why did they all come out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died?" (For legal reasons I'm compelled to remind you that this song is about former deputy führer Rudolf Hess)

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

When @samarbles.bsky.social finally convinces me to stop doomscrolling

Man, certain turns of phrase that are actually pretty normal now SOUND like ChatGPT to me in a way that makes me instantly feral. "It's not ____. It's ____." "And honestly? That's _____." AAAAAAARRRGHHHHHhhhh!!!!!

Do it. DO IT YOU FUCKING COWARD. I'M SO SICK OF SUMMER, I WANT IT TO RAIN NONSTOP FOR 500 DAYS.

I would like to nominate woodworking YouTuber Leah Houghtaling to be the new Captain Pike

Cabbage

Make art about it. Make art to process it. Make art to escape it. Make art to protest it. Make art to change it. Make art to grow from it. Make art to recover from it. Make art to understand it. Make art to question it. Just make art about it.

Everytime Crusades Discourse comes up I think about November Kelly describing the arrival of an unwashed Christians armies in the middle east as "like if aliens had invaded Game of Thrones".