'White'...? 'Undead' more like... She looks like a week old corpse dredged from the Thames.

Sometimes people ask me why I still have facebook

I really think you should google the origin of a phrase before you put it on your kitchen wall in neon cursive.

is there any better metaphor for the democratic party than an old man on his deathbed trying to impede progress

“Rom-com.” lol It’s porn. He’s talking about porn. You can watch yourself fuck Marilyn Monroe or your co-worker or your friend’s 13 year old daughter. These people are fucking disgusting & I cannot believe we have to share the planet with them.

This is why it's COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE for the state of Minnesota to collaborate with the federal government, especially with the FBI and DHS. We're helping them fulfill their mission of targeting Somalis for political incitement, while they laugh off any consequences for murdering our people.

They really do want government only by straight white men, at any possible level

Prog 490 Holy lethal bouncing projectiles! This cover has a distinct 1960s Batman thing going on, right down to the comedy sound effects at the top.

Yeah, taking five million quid undisclosed from *anyone* feels like it should be a permanent red card on holding public office of any kind, and concealing it should be quite a serious criminal offence.

Truly an absolutely fucking thrilling time to be a minority in the UK right now. These are all from just the past few weeks.

He murdered Renee Nicole Good. Shot her three times and then called her a “f*cking b*tch”. Her last words? “It’s ok dude I’m not mad”. He got three days administrative leave before being transferred to another state. No punishment. No accountability. No justice.

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There's no debate which is improved by the intervention of Tony Blair. This is ableism. It frames anxiety, depression and ADHD as things people just need to get on with, with no acknowledgement of how damaging that attitude is, or how hard it can be to be recognised and diagnosed in the first place.

OH YE CANNAE STUFF A HOPPER DOWN A DRAIN NO YE CANNAE STUFF A HOPPER DOWN A DRAIN YOU CAN CRAM IN A SCOOTER OR A SMALL HOME COMPUTER BUT YE CANNAE STUFF A HOPPER DOWN A DRAIN

Amazing for Morgan to talk about how horrible and corrosive it is, for people to put dubious rumours around about public figures

Blockbuster nostalgia is what I call Common Denominator Nostalgia. Only a few hundred people have nostalgia for my local objectively better ma' and pa' video rental, but Blockbuster lets us transfer those feeling onto a more widely recognized brand so we can share it with others.

For those wondering where this all may lead, Save Big Dog consisted of: • Sacrificing senior staff • Forcing MPs to defend Johnson in public & emphasise his contrition • The parallel "Operation Red Meat"—culture-wars policies for nativist gulls It started in Jan 2022 & Johnson resigned in July.

#ArtemisII My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

I'm sure Fred Dibnah was an absolute pain in the arse to live with, a clearly selfish, self-centred man who was not made for marriage, but the passion and dedication he had for his hobbies was astounding. Maybe that's why I like him so much.

"How dare people spread untrue rumours about *me*, a master of the political universe, rather than the leftwing scum-pigs who are there to be lied about!"

"No-one in the FCDO working on this could have been in any doubt about the urgency and the importance No.10 attached to Mandelson being in DC in very short order." Sir Phillip Barton tells Foreign Affairs Select Committee Starmer said “No pressure existed whatsoever in relation to this case.”

It also reveals their ignorance of how UK politics works. Immigration has rarely, if ever, been "off the table" in modern history. Anxieties about immigration require constant confrontation and management. There's no magic number where the Right will say "okay, problem solved, time to move on."

The reason they’re going after park run is that it’s not competitive, there’s no reward it’s just a community event to encourage healthy activity, if they can set a precedent by banning trans women from Park Run there’s no aspect of public life they can’t ban us from. Labour letting this happen.

Choose the form of the Destructor.

*hammering on child’s door* “Turn that racket off! You are actively decreasing the share of my monthly subscription fee that goes to The National!”

well maybe you shouldn't have started a war in which they discovered that they were capable of doing this without you being able to stop them then

Pope Leo in audience with the Archbishop of Canterbury: “As my beloved predecessor, Pope Francis, said to the Primates of the Anglican Communion in 2024, ‘it would be a scandal if, due to our divisions, we did not fulfil our common vocation to make Christ known.’

I just don't understand why Republicans are polling so terrible with women. Perhaps another article telling them they should not go to college will do the trick.

It's completely unfair to say that Ed Balls is a Labour politician - we should use the full description, FAILED Labour politician

Same here, I suggested secure apartment blocks when the expenses scandal hit.

I'm struggling to understand how anyone would think "making a donation to Robert Jenrick's party leadership campaign" would be a good use of £40,000, whatever its origin.

if I drank while I was working I simply wouldn't be able to get any real work done, so either MPs are admitting they're hardened alcoholics and two pints don't even touch the sides, or they're not really doing any meaningful work

Our brand-new Landlord Special gas stove is so poorly insulated that I just unintentionally boiled a pot of water just by turning the oven on. I don't even believe it's meaningfully cheaper to build a unit this lousy - regulate this crap out of existence.

The irony is that, as all the exposes of Labour Together have shown, the Starmer trainwreck is precisely what you get when a select of group of insiders take it upon themselves to disenfranchise the disgusting pig-people who imagine a political party might in some way represent its membership.

I will just remind people that this guy, who thinks the UK should have joined the Vietnam War and that nuclear weapons can be used as a warning shot is an MP. Possibly the biggest and most fringe ideologue in the country.

EVERYTHING IS SO STUPID

Shabana Mahmood could announce that she will deport herself with a shit eating grin and still won't win a single reform voter

They are *always* such hysterical whiny little twats...

One guy was going to kill 2000 people? He didn't even have a bump-stock.

It has the same vibe as Mangione’s: no one else is doing anything, and someone has to. He has well thought out moral underpinnings for why he’s doing it even if his conclusion about *what* he must do is wrong.

there was no tragedy here. security stopped a guy. that's the whole point of security

Local paper doing a woe is me interview with Sandie Peggie same month that the women she harassed has had to leave the country to avoid being hounded and doxxed by unhinged TERFs just shows you how fucked up the media is in this country. And they know they've got the Labour Govt backing them up.

Was it the one where you wedge up your pants so your testicles look like a fly's eyes?

It is IMO wild that these people *still* have no explanation for how they lost Scotland twenty years ago, and *still* have to tell each other the public went crazy via liking the wrong flag. The entire thing in a nutshell, there.

Graham: The evil Trans Cabal turned my family against me! Also Graham: Piss off daughter can't you see I'm busy pushing my creepy sissy porn conspiracies to a bunch of terminally online weirdos!

Landlordism is to the UK a little like healthcare is to the US - there’s this system that absolutely cripples people and far too little conversation is directed at the fact that many, many similar countries simply don’t DO it this way.

I don't want you all to be too jealous of my existence, but I have a visit to the tip booked today

Lad on the train is talking to his mother about his London marathon experience... "I don't mind losing to somebody who broke the world record, you know? How long did I take? About five hours, Mam."

Actually fucking horrendous, gross, despicable the way liberal centrists affect to have been innocent bystanders in the rightwards trajectory of immigration policy, as if the normalisation and mainstreaming of Islamophobia in the UK was not something they spent decades cultivating for their own ends

Hannah Spencer is basically right. There is a toxic culture in Westminster which is badly exacerbated by alcohol. There's a reason why the main bar in Parliament now has CCTV and requires drinkers to scan their passes when they enter. There's just been so many incidents of abuse