Cottage cheese is just shitty ricotta.

Completely gutting the social safety net while pouring billions into the military and AI data centers. Trampling over Indigenous rights while arming Israel's genocide. Allowing LGBTQ+ people to be attacked for pipelines. Mark Carney hates his own people youtube.com/watch?v=21PzgiJJWkU

What a difference 8 months can make. on.soundcloud.com/wixJdyZqRfct...

Covering one of the greats. on.soundcloud.com/PPiJcJYsZSR7...

Using the Dual Phase to cop a Rotary tone. on.soundcloud.com/Ya02Aa5FMEep...

Holy shit on fire am I ever happy I got that Behringer Dual Phase on.soundcloud.com/Ccx5BlvBNhUL...

After 2 days short of 11 months, my creation, The Electric Choir, has reached its final form. Behold my pride and joy!!! on.soundcloud.com/mqDj8gFKEkEa...

Child protective services ripped a 14-year-old from her home to stop her from leaving the state for an abortion. They also threatened her mother with murder charges and the removal of her other child if they crossed state lines for care. So please don't tell me Republicans aren't banning travel.

Happy mother's day to all the ladies who made people!

Discord is the best app for building communities nobody should join

Stabbing random Jewish people on the streets of London has no justification. This should go without saying, but here we are. Anti Zionists have to be committed to making Jewish people be safe, wherever they live. Otherwise they're just making the case for the Zionists, aren't they?

Real talk: I'm fucking sick of so called allied progressives who heavily lean into ableist rhetoric. And good fucking luck calling them out on it without getting absolutely dogpiled. Fucking assholes.

Riding high on a manic episode, but damn the hangover afterward is gonna suck Gotta make the best of this while it lasts!

Mexican food is such an amazing lover I always want it inside me

Looksmaxxing ain't doin shit for you bro try charismaxxing instead

Loudly stimming to piss off MAGA neighbours. Meditation gets 2x buff

Thanks to AI being able to steal our voices, we're all living through some Ariel from The Little Mermaid type shit.

Fuck no

Today I got banned from a Discord server for making jokes about white people. One more off the bucket list

Big Tech lol more like Little Dixxxxx

How the Tech World Turned Evil Once upon a time, they were counterculture idealists bringing power to the people. Today they’re greedy monopolists who’d sooner destroy our democracy than be reined in by government in any way — and they have to be stopped.

Residential School denialism is a profitable industry being used by white supremacists to boost their influencer and political careers. This video by The Breach DEBUNKS every single lie and distortion they spread. Share it far and wide. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx-H...

youtu.be/MaiT8gATzxc?... In my opinion this is the greatest song ever recorded, and somehow, means even more now than when it was released 56 years ago.

Is it just me or does "Tom Pouce" sound like the name of a pro-nakhba Dem

Influencers are just human commercials.

Test run of my electric pipe organ for a song I'm working on. on.soundcloud.com/BHJQEIC1nbqb...

My favourite Mr Rogers episode is the one when he chugs from a beer bong and punches a cop

TMZ, the merciless purveyor of celebrity dirt, has pivoted to name-and-shame political coverage. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/1FKh0I

Support sex workers by giving them money to take the day off, that job requires more emotional energy than waiting at a snotty restaurant

Scanners was the best movie about neurodivergence, fucking fight me

Will & Grace was like if Friends was homophobic.

Why are they allowed in Canada?

extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

Thanks to global warming it's only a matter of time before "melanin deficiency" is declared a disability

In the 90's everybody was worried us millennials would turn into bloodthirsty killing machines because of Mortal Kombat. Joke's on you, we just cried a lot and wore manbuns.

EGGS

Let's looksmax America by replacing all the whites.

Racism and fear mongering works. For months stories about how people were going to lose their properties to the big bad "Indigenous industrial complex" when not a single person lost their homes have lead to the government reversing and suspending human rights vancouver.citynews.ca/2026/04/02/b...

Had a dream last night that I was at a Radio Shack style shop in a super busy mall and there was a dude selling puppies with built-in tape recorders on their sides. Fuckin April Fools Day amirite?

Happy misinformation day, everybody!

youtu.be/wek9dIw2uVM?... So fucking hyped!!!!!!!

youtu.be/dNTYb2l5wYQ?... Am I the only one who remembers this fucking show

I wonder who will die in the Mr. Beast series finale.

A eugenecist walks into a bar. Bartender says "What are you having?" The eugenecist contemptibly responds with "If your IQ was higher you'd know already," then turns into a rat and scurries around shitting everywhere.

I wanna start a podcast where nobody talks, it's all just awkward glances and frustrated throat clearing.

I like when navy guys still dress like Donald Duck

Dear leftist content creators, please stop using the tagline "it's over" in your thumbnails until it literally is. It's tasteless clickbait and debatably misinformation.

Nobody wants to make my dream movie, Jurassic Trailer Park Boys.

Walter Masterson, like Jon Stewart before him, is living proof that hot people can, in fact, be hilarious.