Has any journalist asked anti-abortionists how their lives have improved as a result of Dobbs? What they got out of all of that They chased that car for 60 years.

the average anti woke media consumer is like “i love it when guys who write creepy 150 page essays about carly rae jepsen and have sexual misconduct allegations star in live action toy commercials for me, a 40-50 year old divorcee”

i hope more people are aware that the mass targeting to remove trans people out of public life is both violence against an oppressed minority but also has a strongly political bent, since trans people are often integral members of liberal & leftist organizing institutions

Saying "life's not fair" when kids are mad about injustices teaches them that injustices are not a thing to be mad about. Fuck that.

If you don't think every ICE agent deserves to be executed, please tell me how many Nazis you believe should have been left alive after WW2.

Cancel your NYT subscription. This isn't journalism.

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

I hope trump sells JD Vance for Percocet

If you elect me President and give me Presidential Immunity™ I will use it to eliminate the well-funded political constituency.

My Bayesian priors are that donald trump raped multiple children

45% of Americans reliably choose a bowl of chocolate pudding 40% of Americans reliably choose a bowl of shit Politics is about winning over the 15% who swing between the two

No tax on just the tip

Democrats can yell "you rape children" at any time. They choose not to

State of the Pedophile

State of the Jorkin'

NBC pregame coverage of SOTU is a disgusting suckjob. Everyone involved should be embarrassed.

If Democrats take back the House, they should refuse to let trump give a State of the Union. Tell him to submit it in writing

Someone should take a shit in their hand and throw it at trump tonight.

Only the good die hung

Denying trans youth healthcare is literally torture. Denying adult trans healthcare is also literally torture.

Congressman Frank Lucas knows donald trump rapes children and thinks that's cool and good. He also supports concentration camps.

Conservatives are interested in conservativing exactly one thing: their ability to rape children.

I've been writing trump's name in lowercase since 2016. I don't know why, but I just knew it's something he'd care about.

No one in America has ever been convicted of arson of a concentration camp warehouse.

Shitty Minutes

USA USA USA

If homeless people can't legally panhandle, politicians shouldn't be allowed to text me asking for $5

One Book Theory gets it backwards. It's not that they all converge, it's that they're all repackaging from the same handful of books from the 1930s. Everything doesn't taste like chicken. Everything tastes like dinosaur. You associate that flavor with chicken because it's the first dino you tasted

Besides dilly, what other kinds of dallying can one do?

Die Hard? Nah. I want to die soft, after busting one last time

A recent NYT/Sienna poll found 78% of registered Democrats under 40 support Hakeem Jeffries being hit by a bus

Did Chuck Schumer really think egg prices were going to be a top of mind issue for 2+ years straight?

Grass is overrated. Touch ass.

Nothing should be grandfathered. Rules change. Adapt or shut down. Deal with it. The entire concept of grandfathering is racist af. It started as a way to let illiterate white people vote in places with literacy tests. And now it's a way for rich assholes to dodge taxes and safety regulations

Has anyone tried putting conservatives in concentration camps? Might work.

My haters became my waiters. They poisoned my food. Really should have seen that coming.

Republicans are going to demand trump gets tarriff powers on the next must-pass bill because they know Dems will fold and let it pass.

This is why Jeffries and Schumer have spent a year saying Epstein is a distraction from egg prices.

No jury has ever convicted someone of killing an ICE agent.

Nope. Fuck this. We need someone who genuinely hates Republicans.

Nope. Fuck this. We need someone who genuinely hates Republicans.

Better things are possible. All you need to do is give me Presidential Immunity.

Hey @jonathanhaidt.bsky.social they're coddling the American mind. Any comment?

NPR is talking about the Yoon conviction without mentioning Jan6 or trump. Just acting like a President doing a self-coup is a totally novel thing no one has heard of before.

I'm running for President. This is not a joke. I'll do this. And then I'll also arrest John Roberts.

New AP polling found 70% of Americans support Hakeem Jeffries drinking bleach

Left my belt at the metal detector. Brand new belt. Second wearing. Motherfucker.

Start calling every rightwinger an activist. Every time you refer to them, call them an activist. Trust me on this.

When it happens, we should put flags at double staff

I want Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer to light themselves on fire.