Absolutely thought that was a pack of Marlboro Reds

So when I deleted Facebook way back when my Spotify account was created through it and reverted my Spotify username from anything identifiable to just a bunch of numbers My current favorite untraceable gym prank is joining the playlist of randos that leave themselves open and putting birdbrain on

The Oral History Of Why The Emulator Is Called BizHawk But The Executable Is Named EmuHawk.exe

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

He cut your funding, you don’t need to keep doing this

NFL should change their draft to be white elephant where you can steal players from other teams after they pick them but after the player is stolen 3 times they get to sign their rookie deal and can’t be stolen again

I actually think we’re safer with the multiple tornado warnings because if beyblades taught me anything it’s that they’ll bounce into each other and they’ll both lose their momentum and stop

Jobless fucker

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Valve is still learning about bad bitch blasters

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.

REALIS, the science fantasy TTRPG I’ve been working on for the last five years, is now live on Kickstarter! 55 Player Classes 150+ NPC Classes 29 Factions 20 Example Moons of Realis GMing and Prep Guidance Over 100 incredible illustrations from 17 artists! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility! We're everywhere and we're cool. Here's the trans pride flag 🏳️‍⚧️ on a mid-90s Pentium running DOS.

the NCAA uploaded raw footage of the UConn buzzer-beater from every camera CBS had in the building to youtube (will drop in the replies) and the best part has to be this hard pan to Dan Hurley's mom yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT followed by a synchronized simultaneous HOLY SHIT by both Hurley parents

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

sports aren’t fair! none of them are! some basketball players are taller than others. mma fighters and boxers constantly exploit loopholes to gain size advantages. some people are naturally faster, others are stronger, others have better endurance. that’s why sports are interesting!

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

Guy who exclusively uses homophones when he’s trying to do phonetic alphabet

Inside of me there are two wolves. One wolf is making dinner from scratch and the second wolf is eating shredded cheese from the bag

Went back to Blue Prince for the last couple days to finish up the very last thing I wanted to get done and god damn what a puzzle. There's probably more in that game but I'm not sure I care to find it at this point.

googoo dolls iris voice

Okay that first episode of Steel Ball Run kicked ass this show is so fucking stupid

Top 10 video game weapons (definitive) 1. Bo Jackson (Tecmo Bowl) 2. Mitsubishi FTO [R] (Gran Turismo) 3. Maradona (Winning Eleven 9) 4. Mike Vick (Madden 2004) 5. Wheel route 6. Spray paint (Jet Grind Radio) 7. Darkslide (THPS) 8. Fire flower (Mario) 9. Suzuki Escudo PP (GT3) 10. Doom shotgun

In the jungle, crouching medium punch and crouching medium kick are what we use the most.

🔊 It's a little unfair. You know, you win a war, but they, they have no right to be doing what they're doing.

Fuck ass airplane didn’t let me watch the last ten minutes of Chopped: Battle Italiano

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

I have a suggestion for a basketball program based in Broad Ripple

Best JRPG by a mile

Thick Defect and his meaty paws

happy international women's day

slay the spire 2

I've been saying "Damn that's sick as shit" roughly every 45 seconds playing Slay the Spire 2 so far

“1 is nothing. 1 is a whisper of maybe good tidings” - @khwerner.bsky.social on seat heaters

i think “non ARPG fans discover path of exile leagues” is my favourite recurring discourse in video games

Looney Tunes-ass game (this is @dtjmelons.bsky.social getting my ass despite my very good idea)

Sometimes I just gotta remind myself that Trapped in the Closet is real and that it’s not a fever dream we all collectively had

Optimized my new living space

Anyway - live on twitch.tv/dtjmelons with some binding of isaac runs, come hang out

In Donkey Kong 64, the Giant Spider miniboss can only be fought once. Modifying the game to fight it a second time makes it unceremoniously explode. While this appears to be a glitch, examining the code reveals it was actually deliberately added for the developers' own amusement.

I still think it’s fucked up that starting my morning with cardio helps me focus and lock in

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool