Inside of me there are two wolves. One wolf is making dinner from scratch and the second wolf is eating shredded cheese from the bag

Went back to Blue Prince for the last couple days to finish up the very last thing I wanted to get done and god damn what a puzzle. There's probably more in that game but I'm not sure I care to find it at this point.

googoo dolls iris voice

Okay that first episode of Steel Ball Run kicked ass this show is so fucking stupid

Top 10 video game weapons (definitive) 1. Bo Jackson (Tecmo Bowl) 2. Mitsubishi FTO [R] (Gran Turismo) 3. Maradona (Winning Eleven 9) 4. Mike Vick (Madden 2004) 5. Wheel route 6. Spray paint (Jet Grind Radio) 7. Darkslide (THPS) 8. Fire flower (Mario) 9. Suzuki Escudo PP (GT3) 10. Doom shotgun

In the jungle, crouching medium punch and crouching medium kick are what we use the most.

🔊 It's a little unfair. You know, you win a war, but they, they have no right to be doing what they're doing.

Fuck ass airplane didn’t let me watch the last ten minutes of Chopped: Battle Italiano

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

I have a suggestion for a basketball program based in Broad Ripple

Best JRPG by a mile

Thick Defect and his meaty paws

happy international women's day

slay the spire 2

I've been saying "Damn that's sick as shit" roughly every 45 seconds playing Slay the Spire 2 so far

“1 is nothing. 1 is a whisper of maybe good tidings” - @khwerner.bsky.social on seat heaters

i think “non ARPG fans discover path of exile leagues” is my favourite recurring discourse in video games

Looney Tunes-ass game (this is @dtjmelons.bsky.social getting my ass despite my very good idea)

Sometimes I just gotta remind myself that Trapped in the Closet is real and that it’s not a fever dream we all collectively had

Optimized my new living space

Anyway - live on twitch.tv/dtjmelons with some binding of isaac runs, come hang out

In Donkey Kong 64, the Giant Spider miniboss can only be fought once. Modifying the game to fight it a second time makes it unceremoniously explode. While this appears to be a glitch, examining the code reveals it was actually deliberately added for the developers' own amusement.

I still think it’s fucked up that starting my morning with cardio helps me focus and lock in

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

If I’m on the pats defense I’m pissed tonight tbh. They’re absolutely holding this offense in check

Just let people be fucking old man, deaging adds nothing

If it makes Pats fans feel better, statistically speaking this is Maye’s only shot at a ring!

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

The worse Sam Darnold looks at the release point the better the pass is, if you showed me him getting hit by a car in the pocket I’d assume it was a touchdown

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

when is bad bunny gonna call drake a pedophile?

Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist

Mercury, Messenger of the Gods, by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, 18th c, 📸 by @PhilEllsworth1

It's funny when the pressures aren't fully charted yet so the ratio is off, but this doesn't feel that wrong

good time to bring back this all timer:

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

My new deck makes Dino Nuggets

Set your alarms for tomorrow boys and girls.

genually

sometimes you have a thought and you have to see it through to the end

4/ DHS must pinky swear that they will do it this time

therapy starting and I have to decide between complaining about how I got ripped off by awful Misen carbon steel pans or about how im worried ill be killed by the government within a years time. the two paths.

WOmanifest DestHERny

80% of all nfl coaches / coaching candidates are named Mike McMacMikeMichael

Taunting is a dumb penalty but that was absolutely Woolen's fault, they gave him all the tools to not pick up those 15 yards