“1 is nothing. 1 is a whisper of maybe good tidings” - @khwerner.bsky.social on seat heaters

I swear someone could waterboard me and my bloodwork would still indicate that I'm dehydrated. I'm putting a Sisyphus sticker on my comically large water bottle.

Being known is to be told that you personally wouldn't like an otherwise good show because the magic system is too inconsistent

the "problem" of "illegal" immigration disappears the second you stop thinking like a racist freak

ted lasso is weak, coach press conferences should be more like The Social Network

Man with a Beer Jug, by Frans Hals, 1630, 📸 by @zachosterman.bsky.social

God, his eyebrows are so expressive.

I am pleased with the first half

D O I N K ! ! !

Curt Cignetti looks like a bird of prey and I love that about him

fullback TD, Indiana has the mandate of heaven

Watching college football

the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun

Can you imagine how many AMFs are being slammed on Kirkwood right now #GoHoosiers

There has been one 16-0 team in college football history: Yale in 1894. INDIANA is six quarters away from becoming the second.

I’d hate to be looking this daunted in the playoff

Hit him so hard he dropped his inventory

Oregon has allowed 19 sacks all season. Nine of those against Indiana, in less than six quarters of football.

playing indiana

I had a really frustrating day today and came home and there were flowers on my doorstep 😭 thank you @dtjmelons.bsky.social

Male gaze is fixating on the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and female gaze is crying about the Carpathia once every 48 hours

This is a message to my mean friends sitting in the same room with me right now if you don't show up with bouquets of flowers for me tomorrow I'll cry myself to death

Not me crying so hard about how much I love my brother that JP is offering to watch Twilight movies as a distraction 😂 that man is gonna be a dad soon and I'm just so happy for him 😭😭😭

I also didn't take any good pictures with my lovely friends but did take roughly 9000 shit photos of my most prized possession #dsnx25 #dragonsteel2025

Still buzzing after #Dragonsteel2025 #DSNX25 but honestly the most shocking thing was seeing Pierce Brown on a panel and crashing headfirst into the realization that he's a babe.

Gm Broskies, I've been thinking What if- Hear me out What IF both of the Cs in circle were pronounced the same

a B1G Championship, in MY lifetime.................

@tomiadeyemi.bsky.social you absolutely killed that Future of Sci-Fi and Fantasy panel! #DSNX25 #Dragonsteel

This guy HAS to be in the Epstein files

You're giving "guy who orders a drink called Dirt Pile Sander" right now @nope4513.bsky.social

Just a girl, realizing that the pork soup dumplings that were supposed to soothe the stomach upset from eating 9 boiled eggs in two days were, in fact, not precooked, and she's actually eating undercooked ground pork. Queue panic spiral.

@dtjmelons.bsky.social's asking married women what freaks their bean

Next time I come back to work I'll be MARRIED #ididntthinkofahashtagforit

Someone please explain to me why my Taco Bell is not currently selling Baja Blast Freezes in my time of need. I may cry in the drive through and I do not want to make this nice employee feel weird.

Commenting here instead of the tiktok that inspired it because it would be rude but holy cannoli my friends, please brush your tongue if you don't. If it looks white, that's a problem

Hey I get MARRIED in one month

It has been such a weird and stressful week and I'm gonna eat so much artificial food dye about it

"I love you both equally but differently" @nope4513.bsky.social "Equally??!" "Differently!!??" @adagio.fucknerds.town

Tonsils are so gross. The worst organ bar none.

Return of the Obra Dinn is a very good game

@nope4513.bsky.social doesn't know the difference between Eragon and Aragorn

It's not a pizza if it doesn't have red sauce and I'll be divorcing @nope4513.bsky.social over this thank you

AHHHHHHH #dsnx #dragonsteelnexus2024

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD #dragonsteel2024 #dsnx

@adagio.fucknerds.town #dsnx #dragonsteelnexus2024

Blackout pin for the Cosmere passport and secret Ghostbloods pin #dsnx #dragonsteelnexus2024

Guys... he's written over 60 books. Tell my family I love them.

12 bobas. It's the journey, not the destination