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Neighborhood ducks enjoying the sunny morning after a round of rain Cc: @banditelli.org

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

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HOLY SHIT

rudy's bayou birth control new ep w/ @tomwalker.bsky.social out now! youtu.be/a-zo-rOjjOM?...

livin that salt life

🎶I've been waiting for this moment all my life🎶

NBA teams were 1713-1 when leading by 6 or more in the last 30 sec of regulation in the playoffs in the last 29 years. They are now 1713-2. Rockets are just the 2nd team in 29 postseasons to blow a 6-point lead with 30 seconds left in the 4th.

If Ohio State fans understood numbers they'd be really mad and jealous right now.

Dad’s home $1 for every attendee of 13-10 #charitibundibowl @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Office dog Dolly was exhausted after maximizing shareholder value yesterday

@protecttranskids.university LFG Sharks!

This is an incredible tweet.

56 hours and 2 minutes later www.edsbscharitybowl.com

First of all, bird. Second of all, bird. Mostly importantly, bird. 🪶

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

1/ we have an incredible package out today on our AI overlords and how the entire world is being ravaged in their pursuit for domination www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

shout out to the students taking full advantage of our new bulletin boards

oh my goodness Olise

NEW—I got an exclusive excerpt from a USAID whistleblower's new book that made me gasp multiple times. It details Trump's dismantling of the humanitarian aid agency & his team/DOGE's shocking ignorance to public health. 'Into the Wood Chipper' by Nicholas Enrich is out tomorrow. Read excerpt here:

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

Dudes rock

weeeeeeeee

you can get to say slurs or you can have freedom of navigation, but it's one or the other boys

I liked Black Bag, but I could also just watch Michael Fassbender doing his taxes for two hours and be very satisfied with it

Really hard to look at people in public today knowing that 77 million of our neighbors voted for a man who has been given the agency, and sheer willpower, to post publicly that “a whole civilization will die tonight”. He did this, but they voted for it.

my youngest grandson returns from The Waste. No food again, just metal scraps. But he's so proud, and wants a reward. "Tell me again about The Great Before. Tell me why The Green went away," he begs. "in the Before," I begin, "people had questions about who should participate in women's sports..."

Sunrise over Lake Superior in Duluth, MN. #photography #nature #landscape #landscapephotography #minnesota #sunrise #lakesuperior

Pope Leo XIV carried the cross across all fourteen stations for over an hour. The prayers named children who had been “taken away and imprisoned during protests, deported by policies devoid of compassion, shipwrecked on desperate journeys of hope, killed in war zones, and wiped out in death camps.”

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

It's time to repost this Easter masterpiece

Textbook unethical journalism

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

Out: Holy Week In: Holy War

You’re laughing. They’re making Teenjus and you’re laughing

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold

Gaming mustard

the first american pope when he has a chance to criticize the united states of america in an extremely not subtle way

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

The fight over Charlie Kirk has a new star: former Trump official Joe Kent, who's offered to help the defense and been accused by TPUSA of leaking messages from the investigation. Plus: Groypers have a new acronym — WANGHAF. @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/the-charli...

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

I’m at ICE HQ

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