One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

Project 2028

I love Wisconsin hotels. It's been too long

Wait what happened

Dead internet

Yeah but it made for some insane City Skylines content and the western media fell over themselves celebrating impractical ideas to be built by slave labor.

That's not AI, that's just machine learning and randomization of the variable chain???

Of course Republicans would run headlong into a repeat of 2008

Have to drive to Wisconsin tomorrow, do we think baby will go to sleep

Who will want to work for Mr. Beast if they can find living wages elsewhere

Government welfare drying up everywhere I guess

It's a race to nowhere so what are we losing here

a personal fave of the genre

Lolololol

My white whale - they never have it when I come here!

Drink and eat local

Celebrating birthday with a member-only beer downtown

This is a brilliant mash-up but I have to ask, why was the Cuomo election headquarters set up for casino night

Federal terrorists.

Oh look, they found a use for AI. It's scams!

Oh, someone told him!

Why do we need a sequel to bad movie

I mean, Christmas music is not the canon selection of music to celebrate my birthday but it is an inclusive holiday and you may celebrate however you wish.

Oh, we're at 'post it notes on rooms' level of dementia

I'm serious when I say the Pope should excommunicate US officials who toe this party line

I assume Mike Johnson hasn't heard about Mamdani's win yet

HAIL YOUR NEW DRUNK KINGS

Meanwhile my dumb town voted to not fund their schools but you bet they'll complain about them

stay tuned

So they're going to kill the filibuster now so they don't have to negotiate

This is why you stay and make it better

Might be something Whitmer and friends may want to consider for next year

So assuming Mamdani wins, when do you watch CNBC to watch people lose their minds How fast does the market crash

Jesus Mary and Joseph

The Feds are not okay

Nebraska buying a lot of Kros Strain

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How many companies are going to bankrupt themselves when their CEO virtue signals and demands they relocate

This is so stupid, now they're going to be fighting to ruin the sky

Will always amaze me that no one would've batted an eye at Musk getting paid a trillion dollars by a company he didn't found if he hadn't inserted himself into politics. His bullshit worldview would've remained a discussion of 'extremely online' people, not institutional investors.

That moment when the writers awkwardly write in the enemy as a good guy for a brief story arc

I would just quit my job right there and find a quiet farm job far from any populated city

Needless to say you could not waterboard out of me that I was upset someone threw a sandwich at me while I was wasting taxpayer money standing on a street corner cosplaying soldier.

Should protestors start smothering themselves in mustard and onions

Shocked the border patrol guy didn't claim the sandwich was laced with fentanyl or spit

Imagine crying about mustard on your ballistic vest Was his previous job in Uvalde

Love to have someone second guess my decision to not apply for a position, leading me to feel bad.

(and this is why we'll have a temporary reprieve next week only to pull this shit again at Christmas)

So Dick Cheney died and no one cares, it's great

Watching Bloomberg this morning and pretty much the only positive case for growth in 2026 being made is “possible productivity gains from AI”. We doomed.