The episode where I admit to screaming “We’re having a baby!” (we’re not) as 19,000 of us birthed some soccer joy together while taking down the Seattle Sounders and ending their season … #MNUFC 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

We love talking about #MNUFC wins and playoff wins are even more fun! Episode includes: 📗 Twoonies/Doubloons Update 🏆 MNUFC Emmy? ✍️ Contract Extensions 🥰 PK Performance ❔ Game 2 Questions 🦈🐙 Open Cup Replay 🌙 Lionel Eclipse 🧱 Rwan Cruz Madness 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Is Allianz Field or Target Center? Tune in to the Emirates Cup to find out!

It’s a long week with no #MNUFC game until Monday so check out our latest episode and keep your eye (ear) to wherever you get your podcasts for a special episode dropping tomorrow morning!

New episode is out and it’s full of #MNUFC goodies: 🛣️ I35 Cup Update 2️⃣ Twoonies Playoff Opponent 🇸🇴 International Debutante 🍕 United Village Update 📰 @andygreder.bsky.social 🔥 Decision Day Primer 🥄 Trash Can Derby 🧣 Stupid World Records 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Another episode dropped last night! 🫡 To Our Listeners 🤨 Loon or Loonlet Trivia ✍️ #MNUFC Free Agent Talker 🏆 No Open Cup Final Sadness 👐 Monach Path Derby Talk 📈 WC Standings Update ⏰ Decision Day Primer ⚽️ World Cup Soccer Ball Jokes 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

It’s the episode where @mnloonlet.bsky.social drags me for undercooking bratwurst and also the one where we talk in detail about Clutch, Maple and Zayu, the 2026 World Cup mascots. And does #MNUFC win anything for having the most GAM … IN THE WORLD!? Listen in to find out. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Join @mnloonlet.bsky.social, @rynjohnster.bsky.social and me as we wallow in the sorrows of the last week of #MNUFC soccer that was (and will hopefully never be again). Misery definitely does love company. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

We’ve done the math, and if your hoping to be on maternity or paternity leave during the 2026 World Cup, now’s the time to get busy … This and actual #MNUFC talk included in our latest episode! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Appreciate the invite. Had a blast talking about our favorite club with you guys. If you haven’t already, give them a listen and go subscribe.

We enjoyed having @jonharrison90.bsky.social and his infectious laugh on our latest show. Episode included: 🚽 Bathroom sticker talk ✍️ Markanich contract 📉 Leagues Cup punishment 🥶 Schedule change debate 🥿 Losing slippers 💰 Erik ten Hag motivation #MNUFC

Really appreciate @jeffrueter.bsky.social giving the time (to respond to Reddit users). Episode includes: 💦 Leagues Cup final talk ✍️ #MNUFC contract updates 👔 Portland recap 🌊 San Diego preview 🤣 Man U laugher 💍 Kelce/Swift talk 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Another two week break led to a looong episode that includes: 🏕️ UP camping trip 🇿🇦 Mofokeng talk 🇦🇹 Fitz talk 🇬🇷 Triantis talk 🇸🇳 Dieng talk 🇵🇾 Firaña talk 🇨🇷 Michel talk ⚽️ (and a bunch of other #MNUFC stuff) 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

That’s right, we’re back with a new episode after the RSL game, and it looks like we have quite a few new #MNUFC players to learn about, too! Hope we can get them visas (and international roster spots) soon so we can integrate the new talent before the stretch run.

Episode includes complaining about my son calling me “bruh”! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Newest episode includes: ✍️ #MNUFC transfer talk (only outgoing so far) 🔴 PK victory discussion, thanks to Yeboah 🇲🇽 Prep for Leagues Cup ⭐️ All Star game breakdown 😱 Rumored signing for other Western Conference teams Give a listen 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

So sad for these kids, a real consequence of this moment. And what will this look like for fans and teams next summer during the World Cup?

Newest episode includes: 🤑 Club World Cup player bonus modifications ❓Loon or Loonlet Trivia 🩼 Hoyeon injury update 💵 #MNUFC transfer window talk 📷 Chelsea photoshopping skills ⚾️ Home run derby discourse 🚔 EPL winner for most football-related arrests Give a listen! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

I can still wear my Bromance scarf made by @amandascheid.bsky.social, right, RIGHT!? 😭😭😭

NEW episode includes #MNUFC transfer rumors, Aurora talk and our uninformed take on the Crystal Palace situation. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Goal #1 accomplished:

The #MNUFC adventure begins with a ten year old x3!

I joked that if #MNUFC matches were just 70 minutes long, they’d win everything. Maybe that’s not entirely true, but the Loons would have six more points if that were true. On the Loons end-game strategy, and what they’re working on improving:

ICYMI: Most recent episode included some Club World/Gold Cup talk, a preview of the #MNUFC game against #Quakes74, tomorrow night and some brainstorming about who might be a suspect in the recent Red Panda injury at the Lynx game … 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

If I hadn’t already promised to bring my son and his two friends early to the Loons game Saturday to get autographs for his birthday, I’d be selling my tickets and going to TCO for this semi-final. My guess is it’ll be a sell-out in St. Paul AND in Eagan.

Latest episode included our review of all the #MNUFC player salaries and a recommendation from @mnloonlet.bsky.social to re-apply sunscreen throughout the day. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

“Loons paying only a fraction” of Gressel’s $1.1M Like 87/100ths or 1/4? Lots of fun nuggets here 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

Had to be on my toes for this one as both @mnloonlet.bsky.social and @jonmarthaler.com like to bring the chaos! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Story up for @stribsports.startribune.com: the #USMNT is coming to U.S. Bank Stadium on Sunday. It's the first time since 2016 that Minneapolis has hosted one of the national teams, and the first time ever that the Twin Cities have hosted a knockout-round match for the USA.

I have 4 tickets I can’t use tonight after the (very logical) schedule change, free to whoever can use them!

Had a great time talking to @empiregass.bsky.social about Minnesota United’s ceiling, the likelihood that Coach Ramsay might stick around for a while, and possible midfield additions from within MLS that could help the Loons. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

We recorded a night early this week without an #MNUFC game to watch and cover. Looking forward to #SanDiegoFC’s first trip to Allianz and the Father’s Day weekend match between two teams tied for 2nd place in the West. #COYL

Minnesota United fans have waited a long time to celebrate and talk about a victory (or even a point) in Seattle. And this Minnesota United fan enjoyed this episode thoroughly! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Would have been nice to hear that Rosales had reached out, even if he wanted to stick with his story that it was a misunderstanding. #MNUFC

I only pronounced Markanich about three different ways during this episode 🙄 #MNUFC 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

In case you missed the news, #MNUFC will host every remaining game they play in the #USOpenCup. If you're a Wonderwall member, tickets for each remaining game are just $20 — including the final! Get in on the ride now and help us make Allianz loud as hell! www.mnufc.com/tickets/memb...

Getting excited … #MNUFC

U.S. Open Cup quarterfinals July 8-9 are set: East bracket NY Red Bulls at Philadelphia D.C. United at Nashville West bracket Chicago at Minnesota Austin at San Jose

Latest episode includes some serious talkers: 😠 La Brigada de Oro 🚫 Joseph Rosales suspension And some less serious ones: ↕️ “Respect-gate” update ✍️ Galaxy head coaching news #MNUFC

I will never forget the sound of Minnesota Republican House caucus cheering at the news of undocumented Minnesotans losing access to healthcare. They would do the same if I lost my healthcare. They do not care about our lives. We are nothing to them. Those are the stakes for our communities.

It’s the longest episode in our short history but also, maybe the most fun we’ve had recording the show. Shout out to the #MNUFC tifo crew for an amazing start to the game that only got better from there. Hope it’s cool we used it for our title …

It’s on #MNUFC! We’re in for the three point win!

Camera work on this makes it basically unwatchable.

The episode where I say Cruz Bianco instead of Cruz Blanco when trying to throw Matt off of Cruz Azul during Loon or Loonlet Trivia … 🙄

Come for the serious analysis of Gressel's strengths and why I think the move was worth making for #MNUFC. Stay for the most unintentionally Philomena Cunk sentence I've ever written. #QuadCityDJs #CunkOnMinnesotaUnited?

It’s definitely a dip in form for #MNUFC and extremely unfortunate circumstances around the end of this game. We talk about it all, including the likely new Loon named Gressel. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Trying to keep the podcast interesting after back-to-back scoreless draws for #MNUFC? Challenge Accepted! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Score prediction? Unlikely goal scorer? Animal running on the field? Can you see the future? 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻